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Courtney (the blond girl) husband is 3 years older than her dad or something o_O

Her husband is 53, it's wrong...

Did you manage to catch up? Did you watch all the normal bb eps?

No :/ I'm still catching up D: I didn't know Celeb BB was starting tonight until a few hours ago, and I was gonna wait to finish normal BB but I couldn't be bothered :')

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I could imagine callum being host instead of Emma and when he introduces the celeb before they enter the house he'd say 'you'll soar..' xD

'Janice Battersby you need to spread your wings, and just soar. You can do so much when you put your mind to it, so make like a majestic dove and SOOOOOAR!'

I'd fancy mario if he got rid of his facial hair and his ridic hair :3

Aww I think it kinda suits him, just a shame he's such a prick really

I keep expecting to see dex and the clan in the house lmfao I miss them

I just imagined Dexter just popping his head out of the bedroom and screaming 'WASSUP BITCHEZZZ'

I mean who the fuck are little mix anyway? They would even have their 15 mins of fame if it wasn't for 1D. I hate them and perry is a fucking hoe, she's a man stealer that's what she is.. zayn and harry should be mine, I want two husbands

I like them

Harry won't propose to me because I'm not there. What the fuck are little mix doing there? Fuck off bitches they are there and I'm not :/

Bcos Perrie is engaged to Zayn obvs

What have you learnt about hair care whilst working in a hairdressers? :)

How to brush hair properly, how different shampoos can be good or bad for your hair e.g. Silicone shampoos are bad cause they coat the hair but water soluble shampoos are good cause it comes out properly. I learnt (and have seen) how damaging colouring your hair and using heat on it can be, but also how to make hair go from dry and brittle to soft and shiny.

Soz for late reply. Next time I'll video em werking out! I was too stunned to even think about videoing them last night. Dayummmn

Hopefully they'll do it again, and it will go viral. Ahhahahhaha omg please video it next time seriously

How are you? The only way to describe how I'm feeling is the song Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson (dedicated to my ex) heehe

I'm okay thankyou, just a little fed up! Does that mean that you're happy it's over and you're over him? I hope so :p

girlfriends is a dating show and it was quite funny, im having a girlie tv shows day :p is clueless where they makeover that girl to make her popular? why you got to get up early?

Just switched it on and watched the last half of it ;) I have seen it before but I think it used to be called Girlfri3nds or something? Yeah it is! It's fantastic! I have therapy in the morning and have to be up at 7 :/

Wooop bridget jones's diary is on! its my favee film of all times!!!! i can't begin to express how much i love it!!! are you watching it? its on after girlfriends :)

Haha what a film! Clueless is on now, and that's one of my fave films ;) no I'm not, I've gotta be up early in the morning D:

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M FEELING 22 EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU KEEP ME NEXT TO YOU YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME BUT I BET YOU WANT TO EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF WE KEEP DANCING LIKE WE ARE 22 OOH OH OOH OH

But I haven't been 22 yet so I don't know how to dance like that

Loooool. Arghhh I'm still reeling! It was horrific I literally couldn't believe my eyes and think I may have screeched "are you for real at them" oh god what are they like? I should have video'ed em

You really should've videoed them, it would have made my month/possibly year ahahhahaha I can't get over the image!

Oh my word! I was going downstairs to get some thing to drink and I find my parents taking part in one of them workout dvds -__- I think I'm gonna be scarred for life. My parents are the definition of embarrassing I swear down :/

This seriously made me lol ahahahha! I can just imagine you're head 'dododododooo going to get some juice dododododoooo what- what is mum doing? What is DAD DOING?! Oh Christ I am not related to them!' Ahahahhahah classic

i think you should maybe do a Cher Lloyd Make-up Tutorial when your bored xD you look like her so much

Ooooooh that sounds like fun! I'll add it to my list ;) I'm gonna take that as a compliment haha! When she first went on X Factor and became famous loads of people said that to me :p so thankyou!

What's a juicer? Is it like a smoothie machine, I've heard juicing is healthier than smoothies and want to give it a try but I don't know if you need a juicer -.-

It's kinda like a smoothie maker but you like put fruit in at the top then push this thing into the slot where the fruit went and it squeezes it, then it starts coming out of a spout at the front. I wouldn't say juicing is healthier because all it is is blending or squeezing, so they're just as healthy as each other

I'm on a mission. My mum and I are going to boots. My mission is to convince her to buy some Barry M nail varnishes. Wish me luck

GOOD LUCK! Get the Gelly ones, you won't regret it!

I'm getting a tattoo today, hope it doesn't hurt. What are you doing today?

Are you? What you getting? And nothing, probably just end up organising my stuff haha :p

I was following them on tumblr and I checked but they're not on the list anymore so like I said earlier think its been deleted the extract was from a message I got ages ago from someone on fb :(

Awwwww :(

It was written under the pseudonym Richard Salmon :L try that

I've googled him and it just comes up with randomers please heLP ME

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