Hollywood Daddy

I like Woody Allen's early films. They are funny in an innovative way. 'What's up, tiger lily' is a film I own and revisit every few years.

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I read his books in high school and remember them being funny/good. Nobody writes humor/joke books anymore, which sucks.

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Allen's later films I haven't watched too much of. The few i've seen I really enjoyed.

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Don't know if there's new controversy about him. I try to stay segregated from all forms of media and ignorant to the nonsense most of the mouth breathers of america are flip-flapping over.

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Think, in regards to soon yi, that it's very easy to demonize an older man's relationship with a younger woman without taking into consideration any contributing factors. The crazed moral majority set a precedence, and, even though most of that mindset isn't as prevalent any more, there's still remnants of its judgmental insanity in our culture.

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Most people don't think, they react using a foundation of learned experience, except tv/film/news compromises most people's learned experiences, so, they immediately think of a relationship like woody allen and soon yi's as 'evil.'

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Which annoys me greatly because obviously Woody wasn't simply hunting for young poon. The two have been together a long time.

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Other cultures wouldn't view a relationship like that as 'bad'. Fuck, I think the consenting age in france is 12..

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I think a lot of people are going to read the above statement about consenting age and react with an intense negative disgust, instead of objectively realizing, 'wow, young adults are treated like actual human beings in other countries!'

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The thing is there *are* women who thoroughly enjoy being cat called. It's not like men do it aimlessly. It works with a certain type of woman. The opposite of the type that's trying to stop it from happening, which, to me, seems pretty selfish of an act.

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I encourage women to not give men undeserved power over them, which means to become strong and unafraid during interactions.

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In other words, I encourage women to be self-reliant tiger ladies with an arsenal of 'who is you' and 'bitch-nigga, please' poised to combat unwanted advances. Which is actually how to stop 'cat calling.' Most dudes turn to buttershit in the shadow of a confident woman, especially if that woman is clowning their stupid ass.

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Thumb-jitsu isn't just for men. It's for everyone.

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But, yeah, I'm with you. I guess instead of talking to a woman you're supposed to stare into your phone and turn on the 'do you like me' tinder app, then go from there.

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Everything isn't considered harassment. Don't let the angry ones with the loud mouths discourage you. People like that are always looking for easy 'fights' because there's no real consequences involved. It's more about them placating personal feelings about some other shit, than whatever they're rabble rousing over.

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I have mixed feelings about 'cat calling.' Admittedly, I engage in it and don't plan on stopping just because it's not socially acceptable. The way I cat call compared to others probably differs greatly.

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A cat call from me is one of these phrases: 'damn mammas!', 'heeeeeey girrrl' and 'sheeeet, girl.' Usually, I cat call if I see something unique about a woman, like, a type of demeanor or beautiful heels or a sad face or a 'ka-blam!' ass. Almost always it's directed towards black girls, thick girls, mature girls and youngish girls because those demographics seem to be prone to more 'uniqueness' than the average skinny white chick in american apparel or urban outfitters clothing.

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I don't cat call as a gateway to sex. It's usually followed up with a statement of my motivation (heyyy girl, I really like that nail polish) and followed by awkward silence (on my part). I'm not one to engage in small talk and after the initial interaction am clueless on how to proceed with the conversation, so, I smile and walk away.

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It isn't an action I do frequently and unable to recall one instance where my cat call was received negatively.

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I do 'hey girl' from a car sometimes. Usually, when I see a woman putting 'it' out there. Like, the type who obviously wants attention from any/everyone.

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But I also cat call 'hey sailor' and 'ooooh heeeellllllooooo!' at men too.

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The reason I have mixed feelings though is because women are constantly being harassed by douchebags, the type that insult and exude a heavy rape vibe. Mexican day laborers are notorious for this type of behavior in southern california. Others nationalities of men obviously do it too.

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So, I can understand why women are fucking tired of being whistled at or demeaned every time they walk outside. But any sane woman--meaning, not the foot stomping crazed brand of feminist--can discern the difference between creeper energy and confident, good-natured cat calling.

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Young dudes are notorious for trying way too hard to 'persuade' a woman to have sex with them. It's pathetic and needy, I think.

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Advise you to engage in whatever behavior feels authentic and respectful. Don't let others dictate how you act. Just try to remember that most likely whatever girl you're trying to talk to has already endured the same from 5 other guys before you and there will likely be another 5 after. Come proper or don't come at all.

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Adolf Jamal Christ... you pulled them? Seems painful as fuck.

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Did you do that as a kid or as an adult. If you were my son/daughter, I'd have enrolled you in muay thai with instructions to break anyone's teeth out that made fun of you.

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All my bridges are on the top. So is my crown. Have one bottom molar missing.

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Was severely depressed for the first 30yrs of my life. Like, non-stop melancholy, from my first memory and on. Every thought was somehow related to death or dying.

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Have also been plagued by a body that's slowly killing itself off. There's a lot more knowledge about autoimmune issues now than the 90's.

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So, basically, every day I woke up with an anvil in my heart and exerted all my focus/energy on not giving up while acknowledging that it was very plausible i'd die before the next day.

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It's difficult to give a shit about something like a cavity with a mindset like that. It's just, why care if you're going to die soon anyways.

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Had a couple teeth removed after an infection. Then was talked in to getting a bridge.

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The temporary kept falling off. It was around christmas time and I was working 60hr+ weeks. Couldn't afford to keep missing work. So, when it fell off again, I didn't do anything about it. 2 weeks later, my 'bridge' had arrived at the dentist. Went in and was yelled at for not having the temporary on, then was told i'd have to pay another 3grand for a new one.

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Which is when I went into a rage and stormed out before choking a stupid bitch unconscious.

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Only recently, like, 3 months ago, replaced that bridge. This dentist was much better. It was 10 years in between.

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Second bridge and (upcoming) third bridge were needed because, once again, had a difficult time caring about fixing my teeth when much more serious failures of the body are occurring.

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What i've realized in my older age is that a quick, violent death is truly a gift that we should all wish for.

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No, I don't.

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As a young teenager, I was sucker punched/had a gun pulled on me around christmas. One of the top front teeth was broken from that altercation.

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The root had been exposed and breathing caused air to circulate over the nerve. The pain was intense enough to consider never breathing again.

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The guy I was with, bobby/lil bob--rip--had an older brother, phil, who was the type of dude not to fuck with. He drove us to where we were 'jumped', found my tooth, then hunted down the guys who did it. Like, no shit, that's exactly what happened.

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Phil got out of the car, walked up to the house, knocked on the door, told the drunk older man that answered his son needed to come outside, pointed into the back of the house and said, 'i'm going to kill you', then told the drunk older man to 'shut his mouth' and left.

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Phil meant those things. He dropped us off at home and went back with his buddies. Bricks were used.

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I didn't get to see a dentist for a few weeks because... i don't actually know. Just think my mom didn't care enough to schedule the appointment. Remember having to take a 2 hour bus ride to the dentist by myself. The nerve was dead by then. I received a crown. It chipped within the first month.

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Still have that tooth. It's a different color than the rest of my teeth.

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Also have two bridges and need a third. Long lasting, crippling depression is mostly to blame. That and I smoke a lot of cigars.

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Feel instinctively distrustful towards anyone with perfect teeth.

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I don't find them unattractive.

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This question is worded like you're asking if I fetishize transgendered women. I don't. If the ladyboy is comely, then I'm attracted towards her.

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My experience with transgenders is that they're often better at being feminine than most women, which is attractive to me. Seduction and sex appeal have almost been completely lost in modern american culture. The transgenders are keeping it alive, mostly. A couple older women too.

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http://wewhoareabouttodie.com/2012/03/19/toe-sniffing-fetishist-with-a-library-card-an-interview-with-jereme-dean/

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The women in the pic (with me) are both transgenders. Their names are 'valerie' and 'ivana, the pretty one.' There was another girl too but she didn't want to be photographed. I met them at a club in hollywood called 'avalon'. This photo was taken at an after hours spot at, like, fuck... 10am, I think.

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'Ivana, the pretty one' let me touch her boobs. We took a pic together with them out and her panties showing. Vaguely remember my hand being on the boob closest to me. Another night, she was sitting on a couch talking to some guy, so, I snuck up behind her, sat down, and used my thumb and index finger in a rubbing motion to tickle her protruding ball sack. Her reaction was pretty funny.

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'Valerie', my girl and I danced together for a few hours at the club. At the after hours, 'valerie' kept rubbing her crotch up against me trying to incite a reaction. After a few times, I stated 'what you're doing doesn't bother me; it's just skin.' She laughed heavily about it.

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A few weeks later, 'valerie' had breast implant surgery. It seemed like a really unsettling act, to me. It's definitely a step towards a final goal and I thought maybe she might need cheering up. I brought flowers over to her house. The pain meds she was on had her very emotional and she broke down and cried several times. 'Ivana, the pretty one' was there being coquettish and listening to the new 'kaskade' album.

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We ate thai food together and I left.

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Cried heavily after seeing her in pain and felt very emotional about why people have to be such assholes towards anything outside of normalcy.

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Wouldn't say I'm pissed, more annoyed. I do my best to avoid trite conversation in concrete reality, yet, here I am, being bombarded by dumb shit because some people lack shame, dignity or self-reliance.

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I mean, uh... why wouldn't I be fucking annoyed.

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Truly appreciate the earnest, unique and interesting questions/comments/etc. Those seem to be increasingly more scarce though.

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Sometimes I have to wade through a lot of retarded 'questions' which increases my annoyed mood. And it may leak into a question I do choose to answer.

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I think a lot of people are unable to think beyond their own soft skin and fail to realize that not everybody is living a disaffected existence at their mom's house. Some people are constantly walking through fire while doing their best to not complain.

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Like, a junk yard dog doesn't go to the park for a reason.

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Feel me.

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