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what's your opinion of Bret Easton Ellis?

Don't have much of one.
I was a kid in the 80s. That shitty Less Than Zero movie sort of ruined any desire to read BEE. Just figured if dude was writing about a bunch of narcissistic crybaby rich cunts then there's no reason for me to pay attention to his shit.
I do think his name is kind of funny. Like, if you drop the pretentious 'easton' part, it sounds like the stage name of a homosexual weho party bunny.

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Can you describe what you like about Sam Pink's work - not the man - just his writing?

Some reasons:
-the writing is done in simple language; meaning, it's constructed in a way to not alienate the reader.
-because of its designed simplicity, the writing is like a mirror and the reader will 'get' whatever their level of comprehension allows.
-highly sarcastic.
-honestly depicts human beings, instead of glamorizing/demonizing them.
-has a lyrical quality.
-the only writing that's ever come close to my inner dialogue/perception.
-can often wholeheartedly relate to the narrator.
-the first poetry that hasn't been trite/condescending/fucking stupid since Bukowski died.
-it's from the heart.
-helped me feel less alone.
But, most pertinently: reading pink's writing makes me feel like an alienated, depressed, loner fat kid again, which may seem negative but it isn't. It's difficult to explain, it's just... people pretend and lament about being an outsider but almost nobody truly knows what it means, they only do it for the sake of ego.
Real knows real and sam's writing makes me feel like myself, which is truly a rare achievement for any poet.

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"A lesser known alt lit cutie sent a jar of panties my way." No. I'm jealous. Wonder if it was Stacey Teague's... Personally I'd love a sticky mussy sweaty pair of Mira G's. I'd quiver with the anticipation of smelling, wearing, sucking the crusty goodness out of, and generally making love to them.

I accept all undergarment gifts, with the exception of my ex-wife.

do you ever use the ~ sign, which I think means approx doesn't it?

I don't even know where the fuck that thing is on the keyboard.

i saw a doc on TV and a fellow panty-sniff put his collection in airtight food-bags and stored them in the fridge, which obviously it kept them fresher. do you refrigerate your panty collection?

No. My collection is based purely on what's been given or found, with the former being more cherished. Fragrance is ancillary to my enjoyment.
Plus, organization makes me feel trapped. I hate it.
A lesser known alt lit cutie who's madly in love with me sent a jar of panties my way. All other panties I collect are sort of thrown next to that. Like I said, I'm bad with organization.
My eventual plan is to line a wall with women's underwear.

i have the balls to steal women's panties. but you have the balls to put them on your head and on your dog's and take a photo and put it on your blog. although used-panties are part of my aesthetic i haven't the balls for that.

You should try it. It's a good ice breaker.

what was the last thing like a poem or story you wrote? do you write frequently? do you read frequently? what have you been reading?

I've kind of already answered these questions before, but, not all together, so, i'll indulge you.
The last story/poem thing I wrote was about attending a wedding between to poets. It was an itemized list thing. I haven't edited/published. May never.
I also consider my blog a jumbo poem of discordance.
I don't write with intent frequently. Usually, I only write when harboring a sense of crushing doom-like depression.
Writing and reading are difficult for me these days. My body hates itself and trying its best to speed erosion. As a result, my vision has also gotten worse. I've suffered statutory blindness since around age 21 but could get by with difficulty, but, these days, it takes a shitton of effort and concentration to squint through some lines.
I don't like much of what I read. A lot of it is written from a perspective I don't identify with or respect. Just bought a book about lsd dealers in laguna beach, but haven't started it yet.
The last things I've read and liked were all written by sam pink, juliette escoria and scott 'papa doubles' mcclanahan.
Rauan Klassnik gets an honorable mention because I thoroughly enjoy his reading of his work but the font is too tiny for me to read myself.
I wish I had more shit to like but, let's be honest, most everything out of america sucks these days.

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what did you think of jones vs cormier?

Was really surprised cormier gassed the way he did. And even more surprised at how good jon's wrestling is. I think it was a good scrap.
What's interesting to see in the aftermath of the match is if dc rolls over and quits or trains harder and comes back to prove himself. Silk pajamas can kill a fighter's intensity and who is you and dc is def wearing some silky-ass pi's these days.
Think Phil Davis is the only light heavy with any shot of defeating jones.

Do you like the smell of your own farts?

One's own farts is like smelling gasoline: part of you is appalled, while the other part just wants to bask in the warm fragrance for eternity.

Do you own a url? If so, what is it?

I started out on the internet when urls were free. I've never paid for one either.

Is there any meat you wouldn't taste?

This question is worded oddly.
I'm currently only eating raw foods, but, no, i'm not the type of person who thinks one animal is okay to kill/eat while others aren't. They all are, including humans. Just not frivolously and inhumanely.

My Twitter profile says "Market Analyst, Author, Public Speaker, Intellectual, Golfer, Car/Wine Appreciator, and Traveler." And I say: "Do you like you me?"

Sounds like someone who lives on the soft-side of Chicago.

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