Do you prefer very spicy or non-spicy food?
Wasn't aware that I couldn't just, like, prefer food.
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what do you think an information age adolf hitler would look like?
Think the looks of any adolf hitler type is the last thing anyone should give a fuck about.
can you name those in the alt-lit community that you have visualized when closing your eyes and touching your penis? where did your imagination take you?
Only know those in the alt lit 'community' who friend requested me on facebook (when I had it).
Was like 10 or so people. Doubtful i could get hard if all of them were sucking on my dick and balls at once.
Jerking off over 'selfies' of needy narcissists seems really pathetic. I hope no man/boy does that.
There's a very select few 'writers' that I think are potentially appealing to my sexual desires. None of them are in alt lit. i've never masturbated while thinking about any of them.
Doesn't mean everyone in alt lit is a thumbs down for my dick, but, feel like there's a strong possibility I wouldn't like any of that bunch in a carnal way.
Honestly can't remember the last time I resorted to touching my penis and fantasizing about some semi-pseudo person. Seems like a tragic circumstance.
I'm 37, live in los angeles, in a 'complicated' relationship with a partner almost half my age and wear a chest tattoo that says 'hollywood daddy.' Ain't got no time for that click-clack, yo.
Sure there are plenty of others to yank their cracker while dreaming about all the boring, privileged girls of alt lit, but it ain't me, babe.
Was like 10 or so people. Doubtful i could get hard if all of them were sucking on my dick and balls at once.
Jerking off over 'selfies' of needy narcissists seems really pathetic. I hope no man/boy does that.
There's a very select few 'writers' that I think are potentially appealing to my sexual desires. None of them are in alt lit. i've never masturbated while thinking about any of them.
Doesn't mean everyone in alt lit is a thumbs down for my dick, but, feel like there's a strong possibility I wouldn't like any of that bunch in a carnal way.
Honestly can't remember the last time I resorted to touching my penis and fantasizing about some semi-pseudo person. Seems like a tragic circumstance.
I'm 37, live in los angeles, in a 'complicated' relationship with a partner almost half my age and wear a chest tattoo that says 'hollywood daddy.' Ain't got no time for that click-clack, yo.
Sure there are plenty of others to yank their cracker while dreaming about all the boring, privileged girls of alt lit, but it ain't me, babe.
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Which is your favorite TV show?
Hawaii-five o.
p.s. fuck you.
p.s. fuck you.
do you like Chaplin?
The movie, no. The actor, yes.
Have a great appreciation for silent film. A lot of people forget--including modern 'actors'--that acting is a performance art.
Also a fan of Max Linder. The way he left this earth is tragic; but interesting.
Have a juggernaut hard-on for louise brooks. The films she did with pabst are eternal. Recommend them fiercely.
I really enjoy film from the era right after sound was introduced too. It still has a lot of the vaudevillian physicality to it.
Edward G. Robinson, James Cagney and Paul Muni were hunks. Unashamed to say that.
Watching 'little rascals' is the best way to fight depression, I think. Not that later nonsense, but the early shit, especially with stymie and petey boy.
Have a great appreciation for silent film. A lot of people forget--including modern 'actors'--that acting is a performance art.
Also a fan of Max Linder. The way he left this earth is tragic; but interesting.
Have a juggernaut hard-on for louise brooks. The films she did with pabst are eternal. Recommend them fiercely.
I really enjoy film from the era right after sound was introduced too. It still has a lot of the vaudevillian physicality to it.
Edward G. Robinson, James Cagney and Paul Muni were hunks. Unashamed to say that.
Watching 'little rascals' is the best way to fight depression, I think. Not that later nonsense, but the early shit, especially with stymie and petey boy.
Name one thing that you like about Steve Roggenbuck.
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Name one thing that you like about Stephen Mcdowell.
why do you think it is that, generally, mtf women seem to be much more feminine than the rest
I think it's a matter of 'seduction.' Women these days don't try very hard at being women and use simplistic/obvious methods to garner attention.
I think very few women/men truly understand 'sexiness.' In my opinion, it's a matter of movement and attitude/demeanor/energy.
Unsure if a transgender can achieve sexiness but they definitely mimic what it is.
I don't think they do this to fool others. It's more on par with fooling themselves or 'living the fantasy.'
If it matters, think most males aren't very masculine anymore. Both genders are being dumbed down and stripped of their traits.
I think very few women/men truly understand 'sexiness.' In my opinion, it's a matter of movement and attitude/demeanor/energy.
Unsure if a transgender can achieve sexiness but they definitely mimic what it is.
I don't think they do this to fool others. It's more on par with fooling themselves or 'living the fantasy.'
If it matters, think most males aren't very masculine anymore. Both genders are being dumbed down and stripped of their traits.
lol you're a funny little man.
Passive-aggressive flattery won't get you access to my bedroom.
Which three words describe what living in your city is like?
'd'you like me'
Do you have ephebophilic urges? How about hebephilic urges? Most men do I feel.
I don't think there's anything wrong with appreciating women aged 15-19. And I'm not against 15-19yos having sex/relationships with older partners. Think it depends on the factors of the situation. Have already talked about this in previous answers.
Do I have urges to have sex with girls aged 15-19? Hmmmm... Think it's more common (for me) to have urges to not have sex with them. What I mean is, most girls aged 15-19 are superficial to an insane degree. Like, they haven't experienced anything, so, interactions are almost entirely comprised of basic pop-culture references, parental complaints, high school gossip and hot topic/pac sun purchases. 'Convincing' a young girl to have sex is almost effortless I feel. It's just difficult for an older man to get access to their sphere of reality.
The only 15-19yo girls i've felt any urge towards could be described as 'broken.' Like, the emotionally and physically abused or lonely and neglected girls who've seen/endured some shit because a) they have personalities b) I can empathize with them.
I appreciate girls aged 11-14 but only the ones that have hit puberty or are dressed/painted in a provocative way to give the illusion of maturity/puberty. Don't think I've ever had the urge to actually fuck one though.
I've said this a few times before and will reiterate it now: I don't want to have any relationship or sexual encounter with a person who hasn't made the decision to be with me on their own volition. The type of sex I practice/enjoy is 'exotic' and subjecting a young girl to it seems ethically wrong. Or any woman who hasn't acquiesced prior to the act.
I've had opportunities to have 'normal' sex with older women and declined because I perceived them as abused 13yo girls trapped in a mature woman's body. I don't want to take advantage of anyone.
But... I am a 'daddy' type and there's a trait of my personality where I naturally want to help inexperienced or disadvantaged girls/women. Which could be construed as 'misogynistic', I guess.
I concur with your original sentiment. I think most dudes do have those urges. Think it's instinctual.
Think young girls are just as prone to teleiophiliac urges too.
Do I have urges to have sex with girls aged 15-19? Hmmmm... Think it's more common (for me) to have urges to not have sex with them. What I mean is, most girls aged 15-19 are superficial to an insane degree. Like, they haven't experienced anything, so, interactions are almost entirely comprised of basic pop-culture references, parental complaints, high school gossip and hot topic/pac sun purchases. 'Convincing' a young girl to have sex is almost effortless I feel. It's just difficult for an older man to get access to their sphere of reality.
The only 15-19yo girls i've felt any urge towards could be described as 'broken.' Like, the emotionally and physically abused or lonely and neglected girls who've seen/endured some shit because a) they have personalities b) I can empathize with them.
I appreciate girls aged 11-14 but only the ones that have hit puberty or are dressed/painted in a provocative way to give the illusion of maturity/puberty. Don't think I've ever had the urge to actually fuck one though.
I've said this a few times before and will reiterate it now: I don't want to have any relationship or sexual encounter with a person who hasn't made the decision to be with me on their own volition. The type of sex I practice/enjoy is 'exotic' and subjecting a young girl to it seems ethically wrong. Or any woman who hasn't acquiesced prior to the act.
I've had opportunities to have 'normal' sex with older women and declined because I perceived them as abused 13yo girls trapped in a mature woman's body. I don't want to take advantage of anyone.
But... I am a 'daddy' type and there's a trait of my personality where I naturally want to help inexperienced or disadvantaged girls/women. Which could be construed as 'misogynistic', I guess.
I concur with your original sentiment. I think most dudes do have those urges. Think it's instinctual.
Think young girls are just as prone to teleiophiliac urges too.
i can't get with girls, but i'm attractive and successful. but raping
Rape is about power, not sex. 'Success' and 'comeliness' are irrelevant.
But 'power' is really ambiguous of an explanation for rape. Like, rapists engage in the act when they know there's an upper hand or a guaranteed 'victory' because they desire a feeling of power to temporarily replace their sense of powerlessness and inadequacy.
If you're being serious, which is unlikely since everyone is a disingenuous shitheart these days, then I have a strong hunch ya got some terrible mommy issues.
Instead of treating all women poorly, go find that one and rape her. I mean, I prefer you (all rapists) to not be pathetic creatures but doubtful it's going to happen, so, at least you'll only be hurting one woman instead of many.
And I hope one day you meet a poorly judged circumstance and a woman reveals your weakness for what it really is.
On a different note, are you a big fan of head bands.
But 'power' is really ambiguous of an explanation for rape. Like, rapists engage in the act when they know there's an upper hand or a guaranteed 'victory' because they desire a feeling of power to temporarily replace their sense of powerlessness and inadequacy.
If you're being serious, which is unlikely since everyone is a disingenuous shitheart these days, then I have a strong hunch ya got some terrible mommy issues.
Instead of treating all women poorly, go find that one and rape her. I mean, I prefer you (all rapists) to not be pathetic creatures but doubtful it's going to happen, so, at least you'll only be hurting one woman instead of many.
And I hope one day you meet a poorly judged circumstance and a woman reveals your weakness for what it really is.
On a different note, are you a big fan of head bands.
thoughts on spencer madsen? he seems like a pusssy
Haven't paid much attention to him. His 'persona' and writing seems like the average disaffected alt lit youth stuff.
Only time i've felt strongly about spencer madsen is when I received an unsolicited mass email from him stating that his generous publisher (bird shit robinson) had provided a surplus of books and he wanted all of 'us' to have one, as if pushing his writing on others was a compassionate act.
'crumbs rule everything around me' is how I feel about that dumb interaction.
Otherwise, whatevers.
Only time i've felt strongly about spencer madsen is when I received an unsolicited mass email from him stating that his generous publisher (bird shit robinson) had provided a surplus of books and he wanted all of 'us' to have one, as if pushing his writing on others was a compassionate act.
'crumbs rule everything around me' is how I feel about that dumb interaction.
Otherwise, whatevers.
thoughts on jordan castro?
Already answered this. Read the archives.
i didn't used to read women writers. now occasionally i do. do you? if so what are the best you've read?
It's not that I purposefully don't read women writers. There aren't as many in the pool. And out of those, few are writing prose/poetry that's interesting to me.
Read recently and really enjoyed juliet escoria's 'black cloud.'
Recommend paula bomer's books.
Started reading 'a fool's paradise' by anita konnka and have really enjoyed it so far.
Wish I had a larger list but I don't.
Read recently and really enjoyed juliet escoria's 'black cloud.'
Recommend paula bomer's books.
Started reading 'a fool's paradise' by anita konnka and have really enjoyed it so far.
Wish I had a larger list but I don't.
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What is your most treasured possession?
Pubic hair.
it's interesting you was a hacker. were you a hacker? - i always think of two things when i think of hacking: julian assange and the last thomas pynchon book.
It was more like 'war games.'
Read up on 'kevin mitnick.' He was enemy #1 to the feds/sun systems/telcos back then.
Read up on 'kevin mitnick.' He was enemy #1 to the feds/sun systems/telcos back then.
do you ever take buprenorphine?
No, that shit is new age methadone manufactured to make more money off the people big pharma addicted opioids.
A doctor put an (ex)co-worker on it to treat his... vicodin abuse. Which is fucking insane. Helped the dude get his medical marijuana card/weed so he could stop eating that noise.
Took buprenorphine once a long time ago. It wasn't my prescription though. Seemed like a completely worthless drug to me.
I quit taking opiates on my own volition. Analyzed that any benefit previously granted was depleted and was simply a slave to the whip. Quit cold turkey. Don't have any desire or 'cravings' to do them again.
Physical pain I can handle. Like, I've lived with it since I was 18. Emotional pain I've resolved. The high of opiates isn't anything special anymore. So, there's no need to take them again.
A while back I was at the ER and given a shot of demerol despite telling the doctors/nurses several times that the pain was manageable. But, like, doctor's love to 'ignore' a patient's symptoms if they can't figure out what's causing them and are too egotistical to simply say, 'I don't know what's causing this", instead they use vague bullshit reasons like 'pain' or 'anxiety' to justify their reluctance to properly care for another human being.
Later, I ate korean food at this 24hr place called 'hodori.' Remember eating kimchi jeon and thinking, 'this food is a much better high than the opiates.' It was too.
Think 'kratom' is better than buprenorphine.
A doctor put an (ex)co-worker on it to treat his... vicodin abuse. Which is fucking insane. Helped the dude get his medical marijuana card/weed so he could stop eating that noise.
Took buprenorphine once a long time ago. It wasn't my prescription though. Seemed like a completely worthless drug to me.
I quit taking opiates on my own volition. Analyzed that any benefit previously granted was depleted and was simply a slave to the whip. Quit cold turkey. Don't have any desire or 'cravings' to do them again.
Physical pain I can handle. Like, I've lived with it since I was 18. Emotional pain I've resolved. The high of opiates isn't anything special anymore. So, there's no need to take them again.
A while back I was at the ER and given a shot of demerol despite telling the doctors/nurses several times that the pain was manageable. But, like, doctor's love to 'ignore' a patient's symptoms if they can't figure out what's causing them and are too egotistical to simply say, 'I don't know what's causing this", instead they use vague bullshit reasons like 'pain' or 'anxiety' to justify their reluctance to properly care for another human being.
Later, I ate korean food at this 24hr place called 'hodori.' Remember eating kimchi jeon and thinking, 'this food is a much better high than the opiates.' It was too.
Think 'kratom' is better than buprenorphine.
What operating system are you using currently on your PC/Laptop/Smartphone?
My phone cost $15. It's not a smartphone. In the past, i've had androids.
Haven't had a pc in, like, fuck... can't remember. I used to build 'images' for the corporate environment at fox because the low level monkeys they hired couldn't figure it out. Had 10 pcs on my desk. They were all running windows 7, some with vmware shells of other o/s.
Currently, laptop i'm using was given to me and is running windows xp.
I learned 'computing' on command-line based operating systems as a teen. First on an apple IIG, then dos, then windows 3.0, then unix.
When I first started on the internet the www hadn't existed yet. I liked it a lot more back then. It was limited but limitless. Now it seems to be limitless but very limited. I miss bbs too.
Flavors of unix I used back: slackware, freebsd, sco.
Also, used vax/vms.
Haven't had a pc in, like, fuck... can't remember. I used to build 'images' for the corporate environment at fox because the low level monkeys they hired couldn't figure it out. Had 10 pcs on my desk. They were all running windows 7, some with vmware shells of other o/s.
Currently, laptop i'm using was given to me and is running windows xp.
I learned 'computing' on command-line based operating systems as a teen. First on an apple IIG, then dos, then windows 3.0, then unix.
When I first started on the internet the www hadn't existed yet. I liked it a lot more back then. It was limited but limitless. Now it seems to be limitless but very limited. I miss bbs too.
Flavors of unix I used back: slackware, freebsd, sco.
Also, used vax/vms.
what are some of the first things you remember?
Remember the matted-down texture of the ottoman my face was pushed against while crying about being neglected by mom.
Remember the aggressive bubbles burning my nostrils as I sat on granny's lap taking sips from her beer can.
Remember the synthetic sweetness of gran-gran's (great grandmother) 'slim fast' shakes.
Remember the light from the emergency room illuminating the blood gushing out of mom's head after schizophrenic uncle had pushed her into the corner of a glass table.
Remember the muted beauty of the burnt orange wall paper in the kitchen.
Remember swimming alone in the pool while mother sun tanned away from it.
Remember thinking 'i don't want to die' while being continuously trampled by elephants, giraffes and lions in a reoccurring dream.
Remember visualizing daisy duke's long hair and tanned form while being forced to take a nap in preschool but feeling too anxious to sleep.
Remember everything being clouded in cigarette smoke.
Remember turning an oscar the grouch book upside down to expose a 'double frown' facial expression and laughing.
Remember the 'where's the beef' and 'sizzlean' commercials as if they were gospels.
Remember schizophrenic uncle reading penthouse on our couch while babysitting me and a girl named tammy, while our mothers were out dancing at 'american bandstand.'
Remember the terror of listening to 'children of the corn' from the back seat of a car at a drive in while mom and a girl named 'starla' giggled periodically from the front seats.
Remember holding down the thumb, index, ring and small finger of an inflatable glove and pointing it at mom/her boyfriend of the night, and her reassuring him that i didn't know what it meant, when I did.
Remember hunting rocks in the desert backyard of gran-gran's house, then painting them by myself.
Remember kneeling down to feed suki, gran-gran's cat, and thinking 'you're my friend.'
Mostly, remember various fragments of being alone, like, on a blanket, in a car, by the pool, next to a tv, sometimes minutes, sometimes hours, always with a feeling of anxiety or despair.
Remember the aggressive bubbles burning my nostrils as I sat on granny's lap taking sips from her beer can.
Remember the synthetic sweetness of gran-gran's (great grandmother) 'slim fast' shakes.
Remember the light from the emergency room illuminating the blood gushing out of mom's head after schizophrenic uncle had pushed her into the corner of a glass table.
Remember the muted beauty of the burnt orange wall paper in the kitchen.
Remember swimming alone in the pool while mother sun tanned away from it.
Remember thinking 'i don't want to die' while being continuously trampled by elephants, giraffes and lions in a reoccurring dream.
Remember visualizing daisy duke's long hair and tanned form while being forced to take a nap in preschool but feeling too anxious to sleep.
Remember everything being clouded in cigarette smoke.
Remember turning an oscar the grouch book upside down to expose a 'double frown' facial expression and laughing.
Remember the 'where's the beef' and 'sizzlean' commercials as if they were gospels.
Remember schizophrenic uncle reading penthouse on our couch while babysitting me and a girl named tammy, while our mothers were out dancing at 'american bandstand.'
Remember the terror of listening to 'children of the corn' from the back seat of a car at a drive in while mom and a girl named 'starla' giggled periodically from the front seats.
Remember holding down the thumb, index, ring and small finger of an inflatable glove and pointing it at mom/her boyfriend of the night, and her reassuring him that i didn't know what it meant, when I did.
Remember hunting rocks in the desert backyard of gran-gran's house, then painting them by myself.
Remember kneeling down to feed suki, gran-gran's cat, and thinking 'you're my friend.'
Mostly, remember various fragments of being alone, like, on a blanket, in a car, by the pool, next to a tv, sometimes minutes, sometimes hours, always with a feeling of anxiety or despair.
Do you think that Alt Lit is dead? http://maisonneuve.org/article/2014/10/30/alt-lit-eulogy/
I never considered it alive in the first place.
Thoughts on 'alt lit' can be found here: http://htmlgiant.com/massive-people/why-do-you-treat-alt-lit-steve-roggenbuck-in-particular-with-such-scorn-ask-the-oracle-part-i/
The article you linked is unreadable, to me. I don't understand how y'all can read articles that are overstuffed with bullshit statistics and 'blunt facts.'
I'm sorry, I've had guns pointed at me in the past, have an ex-wife and a dog/cat/tarantula/son that need attention. Just can't find the determination to wade through bullshit. I spent my teens and twenties reading technical manuals. Over it.
Does anybody in their twenties associated with 'alt lit' have a fucking personality. God damn, it's okay to be something other than a disaffected robot or a shit throwing prepubescent shameless monkey. At least be genuinely depressed or angry or something.
Thoughts on 'alt lit' can be found here: http://htmlgiant.com/massive-people/why-do-you-treat-alt-lit-steve-roggenbuck-in-particular-with-such-scorn-ask-the-oracle-part-i/
The article you linked is unreadable, to me. I don't understand how y'all can read articles that are overstuffed with bullshit statistics and 'blunt facts.'
I'm sorry, I've had guns pointed at me in the past, have an ex-wife and a dog/cat/tarantula/son that need attention. Just can't find the determination to wade through bullshit. I spent my teens and twenties reading technical manuals. Over it.
Does anybody in their twenties associated with 'alt lit' have a fucking personality. God damn, it's okay to be something other than a disaffected robot or a shit throwing prepubescent shameless monkey. At least be genuinely depressed or angry or something.
What is (or was) your favorite class in school?
Not going.
I bet you didn't watch True Detective. It's so good I'd be surprised if you disliked it. Which leads me to ask what Faulkner have you read? For me he's probably the best you've ever had. There's a power to his voice. And he's so disassociated with the NYC kind of hipster lit scene. Soz, I'm rambling
No, I don't know anything about TD other than the few junk sentences people have uttered about it. Feel okay with never seeing it.
Also, feel completely faithful that anything worthwhile will eventually find its way into my reality. It's how I've discovered most everything. I'm a type of person that's constantly exploring outside of my normalcy/safety zone and stumble upon all kinds of 'good shit.'
Tried to read Faulkner when I was really young and got bored. Haven't tried again.
Remember bukowski clowning faulk for being strong with the 'do you like me'. Something about his manuscripts needing approval from the chicks he was fucking before they could be deemed publishable.
Also, feel completely faithful that anything worthwhile will eventually find its way into my reality. It's how I've discovered most everything. I'm a type of person that's constantly exploring outside of my normalcy/safety zone and stumble upon all kinds of 'good shit.'
Tried to read Faulkner when I was really young and got bored. Haven't tried again.
Remember bukowski clowning faulk for being strong with the 'do you like me'. Something about his manuscripts needing approval from the chicks he was fucking before they could be deemed publishable.
you ever watched any exploitation films? do you come to NYC often?
Fucking a, I do.
The 70's are my favorite decade of film. Whenever I'm feeling depressed or unmovable, watching a good ol' fashioned stylized exploitation movie replenishes my energy. Plus, titties.
Enzo Castellari, Matt Cimber and Jack Hill are gods.
I've never been to the east coast. Most films based in NYC cause a deep sense of 'fuck that place' in me, but, NYC exploitation movies help remind me the city has some merit.
The director that's made nyc appreciable the most is Ferrara. 'Fear City' isn't the best movie but god damn it makes me want to pack my scrotum in a suitcase and fly out east to breath gloomy skyscraper air.
Think the other reason why I'm not a fan of NYC is the people i've met from there. I know they don't constitute the whole city but, fuck, man, they are bad ambassadors.
Meanwhile, pretty much every person I've met from Jersey, I've liked.
I hope to one day see nyc and make an objective value judgment.
The 70's are my favorite decade of film. Whenever I'm feeling depressed or unmovable, watching a good ol' fashioned stylized exploitation movie replenishes my energy. Plus, titties.
Enzo Castellari, Matt Cimber and Jack Hill are gods.
I've never been to the east coast. Most films based in NYC cause a deep sense of 'fuck that place' in me, but, NYC exploitation movies help remind me the city has some merit.
The director that's made nyc appreciable the most is Ferrara. 'Fear City' isn't the best movie but god damn it makes me want to pack my scrotum in a suitcase and fly out east to breath gloomy skyscraper air.
Think the other reason why I'm not a fan of NYC is the people i've met from there. I know they don't constitute the whole city but, fuck, man, they are bad ambassadors.
Meanwhile, pretty much every person I've met from Jersey, I've liked.
I hope to one day see nyc and make an objective value judgment.
Do you like sparkling or still water?
I like the kind that geysers out of a vagina.
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