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Describe your nipples.

They're, like, really cute. Very akin to a 10-year-old girl's nipples but slightly larger and surrounded by hair.
I'll send you a pic, if you send one of yours first: jdean33442@gmail.com

you read any junot diaz? what do you know of him?

Honestly thought 'junot diaz' was a chick. And that should tell you what I know of the dude.

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i really want to stop watching porn. suggestions? it's ruining my life kinda

Porn is detrimental. People don't treat it as fantasy, but that's what it is. So I can dig why you're saying it's ruining your life.
I don't know. Seems like an easy thing to stop but it isn't. It's so fucking accessible and even if you're banging the hottest chick in the world, it's nothing like the bizarre sex antics going on in the plethora of porn flicks out there.
Think you need to analyze it's influence over you, like, really sit and dwell on that shit. Hopefully, you'll get angry and not want to be porn's punk. If you don't have that sort of drive in you, well, I don't know, man.
I guess try basic behavior modification techniques. Like, standing on your head for 5 minutes before watching any porn or rubbing ghost chili oil on your hands prior to internet use.
Think it would be beneficial to spend the time normally used for porn viewing in an unlit room, just staring into darkness and thinking about and/or imagining sex. Do that for a month and maybe you'll realize what all men were privy to before the 80's: the mindspace is the most intense and vivid cinema.

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(cont) In what ways do you think humans could benefit from a more transparent society? Also, do you think I will marry an astronaut? Do you like me? How many fingers am I holding up?

I think a lack of privacy means heteronomy within the herd. Like, that's great for the majority of weak-minded, spiritless humans, but the minority, the ones with a strong sense of individuality, will be ostracized to a degree never before seen in the history of human beings.
These pariahs will shoulder such intense agony and alienation that it'll dwarf the childish tale of jesus on the cross. They'll also be the last bastion of beauty, poetry, art, compassion, authenticity, duende, moxie, determination and every other near extinct amicable quality of humaneness.
Like a dude way ahead of the people he walked with said: 'To those human beings who are of any concern to me I wish suffering, desolation, sickness, ill-treatment, indignities - I wish that they should not remain unfamiliar with profound self-contempt, the torture of self-mistrust, the wretchedness of the vanquished: I have no pity for them, because I wish them the only thing that can prove today whether one is worth anything or not - that one endures.'
I'm not really concerned with what could benefit human beings. They far exceeded their need for comfort a long time ago. Everything is dying under the scythe of convenience. Fuck people.
I don't think you'll marry an astronaut since i'm almost certain they don't actually exist. Plus, i'm a misogamist. Marriage is retarded. Instead, I'll give a 'probably' to rough sex with a atm repair man named 'papa pierre.'
I do like you but only because you made a movie and i need to usurp your connectz within the industry.
No fingers, just thumbs, not up, but down.
(sorry, for not responding to your emails yet. been cycling through feelings of hopelessness, anger and perversion and haven't felt like talking to people because the idea makes the emptiness of my heart grow diagonally.)

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Hi Jereme! It's Devyn. I have really enjoyed reading all of your responses. My question is about privacy. How do you think it can (or will) be maintained in an era of increased surveillance and big data? In what ways do you think it is important to human existence (if at all?).

Fucking god damnit, devyn. You know you're my lady with the clouds for eyes and there's nothing but love for you but you had to ask me an actual question and reset the shutdown counter on my ask.fm. I was almost free.
I don't think the question you're asking matters much.
20 years ago, when I was 17 and the internet limited but limitless, privacy/encryption was salient to the hacker community. And the EFF diligently fought the government's unconstitutional laws trying to ensure everyone's right to anonymity.
Around 1998-99, the energy in the community and EFF changed, almost like everybody had sold out... because they did. The dotcom boom brought a lot of compromise for the sake of commerce/profit. Followed by the threat of Y2k (fucking lol). Even the EFF deflated to a fraction of its original intensity.
The FBI and NSA have been violating our privacy for a long, long while. Google 'upper echelon project' and 'project carnivore', note the dates on their origins, then realize those are the public projects they barely told us about.
On September 11, the television informed us that terrorists were trying to kill everyone, even babies and dying old ladies. It was the only topic of discussion in the country for, like, ever.
The citizens compromised again and the infamous patriot act came to fruition. And still operating as far as I know.
In the 2000's, social media was born. Originally, meant as a means of interacting with close relationships, it's been commercialized and now a museum of conformity and weak-mindedness.
Every person on facebook, instagram, myspace, etc. has already prostituted and sacrificed their privacy. Nobody questions why these applications are free, yet are designed to be intensely psychologically invasive.
Corporations sell the harvested personal data to other corporations (or their daughter corps) so corporations can better create/design more profitable items to sell back to the mouth breathers that frivolously shat away their tiny fragment of individuality.
That's the 'back end.'
The front end is worse. People mindlessly exposing their lives for the sake of ego. Instead of saying something meaningful/intriguing/interesting/unique/humorous on facebook, or, capturing a moment of beauty on instagram, or, immortalizing a slice of moving poetry on vine, they use the tools to falsify, brag, compete, whine, manipulate, attention-seek and beg.
Nobody gives a shit about privacy anymore because it threatens their dumb virtual world of 'likes.' Which is why the worst that happened in the aftermath of the NSA whistle blowing was a lifted eyebrow during a reading of an article on a precious smartphone from a starbuck's line.
Whores always feel some sort of sympathy for a pimp, no matter how horrific they are, ya dig?

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Why can't I enjoy life?

This seems impossible to answer since enjoyment is subjective and you're asking anonymously, granting absolutely no data/observations to reference.
Also, seems like there's a strong possibility this question is rhetorical and just a complaint. Tone is too ambiguous to discern.
I guess the broad answer is you were raised in a shitty manner by shitty adults and psychologically haven't figured out how to break free from that foundation.
Or, you feel life is meaningless because of a lack of struggle. I expounded on this idea in the first questions on my ask.fm. Suggest traversing the archive and reading those answers if you're curious.
Have always thought the greatest triumph in life is the achievement of fun. Good luck with that war.

in fact, in fact, in fact, i was in the kitchen thinking and i suspect that you suspect that we see you as someone that we can anonymously throw our shit at and you will throw it back Daddy-style solely for our entertainment. but no. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

No, I think of you like a fly that's too spiritless to hunt for shit to feed on. Congratulations on being entertained.
As far as suspicion goes, you're wrong. I don't think about the people behind the question. My answers are a reaction and that's it.
Enjoy that kitchen tea, boy-o.

i find joyce carol oates beautiful in this photo http://unexpurgatedme.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/600full-joyce-carol-oates.jpg do you? and also it seems we're going to a place where by 2020 such a question is sexist. do you think?

Contrary to popular rhetoric, there's nothing wrong with being sexist. Women and men both engage in the act.
Pretending gender neutrality as a viable and healthy conduct is sexist as fuck too.
Think the tides are changing and men can endure some shit for all the oppression they've enforced throughout the long history of humans. What's important, for both men and women, is to not allow the female gender to become the oppressors, which is common outcome in a master/slave relationship once the slave conquers its master.
You know the old adage: you'll become what you hate.
I'd use the word 'comely' to describe oates in that picture, not beautiful. And if the majority of humans had the same fire in their eyes as she did, the world would be a much more interesting place.
And I disagree about going to that 'place' by the year 2020. Stop hanging around uppity privileged cunts who've never suffered and endured and you'll find a much different type of woman to engage with.

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but if in real life i'm a "twat" why not stay true (or not even to stay true) and continue being a "twat" online? it's all about having a laugh, which might sound shallow but to me it's cosmic and important. a few normals IRL and online have asked me if i'm mad. for me that's a compliment

Completely certain you wouldn't act like a twat if we were face-to-face. So, a compelling reason why not to act like one here, on my ask.fm. Like, if you want to be a general twat, go for it, but don't pretend you act like this around all people, because we both know your bitch ass doesn't.
But, then again, you are a twat so seems completely logical why you'd be a twat under the safe umbrella of momma internet.

what do you think of the original voice and talent that is willis plummer? ; )

I've abstained from knowing anything about him other than his name and one pic that somehow weaseled its way into my reality. I have no desire to know anything more.
When I had facebook, people would friend request me hoping to amass more crumbs, which is how i 'discovered'--more like subjected to--a lot of alt lit twats. Thankfully, I retired my profile a while ago and now relatively 'twat' free (except for on ask.fm).
If you wanted willith to be ripped apart in a public forum, then stop being a fucking pussy and do it yourself.

'No, but I am a big fan of people who possess the ability to construct an insult above the level of a 3rd grader.' It was by no means meant to be an insult. Thanks for answering though.

It sure the fuck wasn't an earnest question.
Asking a person if they're a 'big fan' of 'whatever' is done so with a condescending connotation.
So, if it really wasn't an insult--seems unlikely--then it was a 'cutesy' waste of time, which is insulting.

Are you a big fan of Maroon 5?

No, but I am a big fan of people who possess the ability to construct an insult above the level of a 3rd grader.

if you had to copulate with any one living american writer who would you copulate with, why would you copulate with them, and what position would you copulate in? just one this time plz!

I like your emphasis on the sex being a last resort. Don't know if I can answer this.
Think most people are enamored by pictures and videos. I'm not. Like, If I haven't had an encounter in concrete reality with a person and experience who they are, then I can't think of them as a possible fuck partner.
When people stop being objects is where I have a difficult time enjoying their company. I'm not a mouth breather and very cognizant of a woman/man being sentient during intercourse.
So, doubtful I'd fuck any writer based off the limited numbers I've met.
There are some I think would be potentially satisfying but until they're judged in reality, I'm not willing to say i'd fuck them.
There was one publisher I met that passed the thumbs down test, but that's it. No writers thus far.

if you had to execute any one living american writer who would you execute, why would you execute them, and how would you execute them?

I only get to off one? Fuck...
I guess I'd murder sam pink in public, something really violent and cruel, like, strapping a lit stick of dynamite to the back of his head, then drop kicking him off the top of the sears tower, that way everyone could watch him plummet then explode into red mist.
Why: the oblivious majority would take notice of him/his writing and hopefully gain a new perspective from the experience, like, giving a shit about their fellow human beings or not engaging in the olympics of the shit weasel, or, at a minimum, would then be willing to pay a lot of cash dollars for the numerous pieces of art I own, maybe even a harper perennial book deal publishing our archived gmail correspondence, 'cause that shit is gold.
Just joking. Real answer is shane jones. Sawed-off shotgun blast to his dumb face at close enough range to ensure eradication of that malnourished mold stain he calls a 'beard.'
Then i'd write a book called 'crybaby daniel rides a fuck you' from death row, mail it off to sam, and do a double thumbs down as the sleepy juice is pumped into my bloodstream.

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my daughter is marrying one of those blacks. i don't mind them but her mother is grief stricken. what shall i do? what would you do bro?

I wouldn't be fabricating racially charged anonymous'cuteness' for attention/amusement. So, like, bro, got no 'advise' for you except examine your pathetic life and maybe do something about it.

you seem like a pretty good guy. feel like people would label you with words like "misogyny" and stuff but you actually seem like you're caring and totally nonjudgemental of people. every time i've asked you a genuine q on here you give me a genuine response. thanks

I've heard this sentiment a few times before. I think i'm a sour juggernaut of mean or a loving flower jesus depending on the approach. Like, I have no interest in bullshit and react negatively to anything manipulative, exploitative, dishonest or passive-aggressive.
Anything earnest is cool. Doesn't matter what. Also, have no problem apologizing when I'm wrong or go a little overboard with my thumb rage.
Have also been told that I'm a much different person one-on-one than in a public/group setting. I agree and disagree with this statement. Like, I think most people act like fucking idiots in public/group settings and it causes me to react with fierce 'who is you' energy. People seem to have less 'courage' to be tough or feign what they aren't without the 'safety' of the herd. And face-to-face miraculously drop pretenses, which is when they say, 'man, you seem so kind/different in person.'
I don't share the common boundaries that everyone else does, which is where a lot of the 'misogyny' labeling comes in. I'll be whatever pariah people want. It doesn't phase me because I stay loyal to myself.
Like, I've never taken advantage of a woman but am often thought of in a negative light for saying 'sexist' remarks. Meanwhile, 2 years ago everyone was tit clapping over the walking STD and look how that turned out.
Thanks for trusting me enough to answer your questions.
But, just to be clear, you like me, right?

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i want your thoughts on this. i like to watch incest porn, what do you think?

My understanding of incest porn is that it's almost never genuine acts of incest. And even if it is, if the two people are consenting to it, what does it fucking matter.
Think a lot of people have incestuous thoughts and urges. Seems natural considering we're all animals looking to squirt. Also, seems plausible as fuck considering the unnatural coddling of children in modern culture. Even corky from 'life goes on' could figure out being micromanaged by parents until the age of 18+ is absurd and psychologically unhealthy.
'Age playing' is popular in the subversive sex community. i don't see anything wrong with it. It isn't my flavor of fun though. I'm more of a 'natural' daddy. Meaning, the way I saute is on a different level, a much more extensive power exchange than role playing offers.
Typically, age players are more into the fantasy of fucking younger/older partners while i'm... well, like a dad who may or may not fuck his partner. Just depends on the relationship/situation. Some people are really into having a protector type and others aren't.
Advise you to explore the 'littles' community and find a partner who shares the same fantasy as you. Porn is detrimental if relied upon for long periods, it rots your mind and genitals. Real flesh and imagination is much better, holmes.
And if you're looking for validation, this isn't it. I don't give a shit what you're jerking over and if you feel like it's wrong, then it probably is (for you).

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