Kapan terahir tidur bareng bokap / nyokap ???
Beberapa hari lalu, dong. Di sini semua ngemper kayak sarden.
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What makes Despacito the most streamed song?
Karena kalian semua sukanya tren mainstream norak semacam itu. Tidak lupa juga:
1. Om telolet om
2. Kuy
3. Harlem shake
4. Pokemon GO
5. Baby shark
6. Fidget spinner
7. Semua makanan dikasih mozarella biar hits
8. Teriak "Ahok penista Alquran!" = satu tiket ke surga
9. Bonus: ikut koar-koar bahwa om telolet om dan Pikachu artinya 'saya yahudi'
1. Om telolet om
2. Kuy
3. Harlem shake
4. Pokemon GO
5. Baby shark
6. Fidget spinner
7. Semua makanan dikasih mozarella biar hits
8. Teriak "Ahok penista Alquran!" = satu tiket ke surga
9. Bonus: ikut koar-koar bahwa om telolet om dan Pikachu artinya 'saya yahudi'
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Kamu udh tahajud?
Bukan urusan homo sapiens.
People you may like
kerja dimana?
Belum di mana-mana. Tapi rencananya, hari Selasa mau memenuhi panggilan interview magang. Doakan saja ya, Anon.
Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus?
Yha Katy Perry, lah. Swish swish, bish.
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What are you wearing right now?
Layers of atoms.
Yeah, the clothes you're wearing are actually layers of atoms.
To think about that, we basically--on the subatomic level--never really touched anything, thanks to the interelectrons repulsive force.
So you basically can never hold hands with your girlfriend.
Jadi, dalam skala subatomik, menyentuh bukan mahram tidak membatalkan wudu?
Wow, that escalated quickly.
Yeah, the clothes you're wearing are actually layers of atoms.
To think about that, we basically--on the subatomic level--never really touched anything, thanks to the interelectrons repulsive force.
So you basically can never hold hands with your girlfriend.
Jadi, dalam skala subatomik, menyentuh bukan mahram tidak membatalkan wudu?
Wow, that escalated quickly.
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How do you like to eat your oats?
Aku suka yang manis-manis
Apalagi yang renyah dan manis.
Sereal seperti KoKo Krunch, Kellogg's Corn Flakes, bahkan Energen.
Apalagi pakai susu vanila hangat.
Suatu hari, aku melihat Energen Oats di supermarket.
Pisang pula.
Kubeli, lalu kuseduh begitu saja.
Ternyata, nggak ada rasanya.
Lembek. Eneg.
Aku merasa dikhianati.
(Salah sendiri gak pernah makan oats.)
Apalagi yang renyah dan manis.
Sereal seperti KoKo Krunch, Kellogg's Corn Flakes, bahkan Energen.
Apalagi pakai susu vanila hangat.
Suatu hari, aku melihat Energen Oats di supermarket.
Pisang pula.
Kubeli, lalu kuseduh begitu saja.
Ternyata, nggak ada rasanya.
Lembek. Eneg.
Aku merasa dikhianati.
(Salah sendiri gak pernah makan oats.)
The entire world stands still for one day, but not you. What do you do?
Killing spree.
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What is missing in your life that would make you very happy?
@jessicamasta pasti tahu jawabannya. *colek*
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What makes you really mad?
Orang yang tidak bisa membedakan tenggorokan dan kerongkongan.
Who's the one person that makes you laugh all the time?
Habib Rizieq?
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Wooyy sapa disanaaa
Oke, sudah diputuskan. Saatnya mematikan fitur shoutout.
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Ada yg mau temenan?
Saya mau, selama kamu bukan penganut teori bodoh bumi datar.
How do you know when you're in love?
Ketika dopamin, serotonin, dan oksitosin mulai memenuhi otakmu dan tubuhmu mengartikannya dengan cara menggelitik perut.
If you were a volunteer, where would you like to work?
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Jess
What topic of conversation do you consider boring?
Pertama: Bertengkar dengan pasangan. Masalahnya A, B, C, dan sebagainya, padahal intinya sama.
Jangan salah paham. Saya juga pernah, tapi semua pertengkaran itu akarnya sama: komunikasi. Kedengaran normatif? Iya, soalnya 1) komunikasi dianggap sepele, 2) masalah simpel dibikin rumit, dan 3) semuanya dimasukkan ke hati.
"Alah, ngomong gampang."
Yha kan u bukan pacar saya, gak merasakan bertengkar dengan saya.
--
Kedua: "Lebih cantik/ganteng si X daripada Y. Eh, tapi cakepan Z deh!"
Please.
--
Ketiga: Perdebatan tentang bumi datar.
Jangan salah paham. Saya juga pernah, tapi semua pertengkaran itu akarnya sama: komunikasi. Kedengaran normatif? Iya, soalnya 1) komunikasi dianggap sepele, 2) masalah simpel dibikin rumit, dan 3) semuanya dimasukkan ke hati.
"Alah, ngomong gampang."
Yha kan u bukan pacar saya, gak merasakan bertengkar dengan saya.
--
Kedua: "Lebih cantik/ganteng si X daripada Y. Eh, tapi cakepan Z deh!"
Please.
--
Ketiga: Perdebatan tentang bumi datar.
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What do you miss the most when you're away from home?
Celotehan-celotehan di rumah, kebanyakan dari Bapak dan Mamah yang suka godain anak-anaknya:
"Yu, masa' kuliah masuk jam delapan, jam dua belas udah di rumah lagi? Ini kamu beneran diakui sebagai mahasiswa UI nggak?" - Mamah sewaktu anaknya skripsi dan kuliah cuma satu SKS.
"Ndah, kok pakai baju SMA? Bukannya baru umur dua belas tahun?" - Bapak di hari pertama Endah masuk SMA. Niatnya bercanda tapi betulan lupa umur anaknya.
"Yu, masa' kuliah masuk jam delapan, jam dua belas udah di rumah lagi? Ini kamu beneran diakui sebagai mahasiswa UI nggak?" - Mamah sewaktu anaknya skripsi dan kuliah cuma satu SKS.
"Ndah, kok pakai baju SMA? Bukannya baru umur dua belas tahun?" - Bapak di hari pertama Endah masuk SMA. Niatnya bercanda tapi betulan lupa umur anaknya.
Which is the most beautiful place you've ever seen?
Apa yang lebih indah dari panorama pegunungan, lautan, sungai, persawahan, ataupun ruang angkasa?
Ini. Pemandangan mikroskopis.
Ini. Pemandangan mikroskopis.
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What is your favorite song at the moment?
My favorite one since May until only God knows when. Rich music, poetic lyrics to the point it became too ambiguous to determine what they're trying to say (whether it's describing a woman, one's inner self, or even the beauty itself).
Some people underestimate K-pop music, but it only proves the irony that the best ones are still underappreciated, shadowed by the cheap ones with overwhelming autotunes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aabDMSqBMMw
Some people underestimate K-pop music, but it only proves the irony that the best ones are still underappreciated, shadowed by the cheap ones with overwhelming autotunes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aabDMSqBMMw
Sayang.
Ini antara pengin matiin fitur shoutout tapi ask dari shoutout biasanya nyentrik(?).
Btw, hanya ingin mengeluh sedikit. Kalian kenapa lebay banget sih, Raisa nikah aja dibilang hari patah hati nasional? I don't understand why most guys in my campus kayaknya tergila-gila banget sama Raisa sampai bikin hashtag hari patah hati nasional. Ini nih yang saya maksud dengan "clever yet seems so desperate for not having a gf".
Kalau saya, patah hati nasionalnya sewaktu Pak Basuki Tjahaja Purnama divonis hukuman penjara. :(
Btw, hanya ingin mengeluh sedikit. Kalian kenapa lebay banget sih, Raisa nikah aja dibilang hari patah hati nasional? I don't understand why most guys in my campus kayaknya tergila-gila banget sama Raisa sampai bikin hashtag hari patah hati nasional. Ini nih yang saya maksud dengan "clever yet seems so desperate for not having a gf".
Kalau saya, patah hati nasionalnya sewaktu Pak Basuki Tjahaja Purnama divonis hukuman penjara. :(
It's Eat an Extra Dessert Day! What's one dessert you could eat all day long?
Vanilla ice cream. <3
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5 ASKfm people you would like to meet?
1. That clever guy whom I respect(ed) so much. It's good to see him now having a gf but I can't stand his upcoming implicit lovey-dovey answers on ask.fm so ... byebye.
2. Another clever guy. He seems to understand so many things about astronomy and quantum physics, and I adore his knowledge.
3. Another clever guy. He reminds me of Light Yagami sometimes.
4. That selebask girl who never use punctuations.
5. Admin A.
2. Another clever guy. He seems to understand so many things about astronomy and quantum physics, and I adore his knowledge.
3. Another clever guy. He reminds me of Light Yagami sometimes.
4. That selebask girl who never use punctuations.
5. Admin A.
Mnding lanjutin pcran atau temenan aja klo pcr km hal kecil aja bohong tp sering ngatur kita 😪
Duh apakah aku harus mematikan fitur Shoutout ini ya.
Ga bisa tidur tapi pengen merem dan keingetan sstu kamu bkal ngpain?
Tidak ada dalam sejarah Ayu, dia tidak bisa tidur. Lagi ngobrol aja bisa tidur. :(
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Which word do you use most often?
"What", "the", "hell". Literally my reaction after watching Netflix's Death Note.
For Death Note fans out there, please, for your own good, do not watch that trash.
For Death Note fans out there, please, for your own good, do not watch that trash.
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