Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My former manager and one of my best friends.
What fruit do you eat the most often?
Apples.
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My coworker.
Which is worse, being too hot or too cold?
For me personally it's too cold. I don't get hot very easily.
What are the first things you notice when you meet someone?
Their existence.
What are you always late for?
I'm never late and nor am I early. I am there when I get there. I can't get someplace five minutes before I get there or five minutes after I get there.
Do you like high heels?
I'd ask if I looked like I wore them, but the mask doesn't really tell much.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes and no.
How can you be motivated?
A flamethrower would definitely do the trick.
What is your most played song?
According to Windows Media Player it is Hurt by Johnny Cash.
Which celebrities do you suspect are really aliens walking amongst us?
Zoe Saldana Robin Williams (Rest in peace) Bolaji Badejo Kevin Peter Hall First one to notice the trend gets a like on their next answer and a virtual hug.