kent, if someday a cute girl fell down in front of you caused of headache, would u like to help her?
Selamat. Anda mendapatkan gelar pertanyaan ter-absurd hari ini.
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What do you see when you look into the mirror?
Orang yang nggak jadi pergi ke Pasar Seni.
Kak, aku merasa bbrp minggu ini susah ketawa dan lg sering ada fikiran2 negatif gitu. apa mnrt kakak itu depresi?
Masalah jaman sekarang adalah kita terlalu gampang menggunakan kata-kata untuk mencari perhatian,
sehingga kata-kata itu sendiri menjadi murah.
Nggak bisa tidur dikit ngaku insomnia,
nggak bisa diem dikit ngaku ADHD,
hormonal swing ngaku depresi.
Kata-kata tersebut mulai kehilangan arti dan kita secara tidak sadar mengabaikan orang yang benar-benar mengidap psychological disorder tersebut.
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My advice to you is, get a professional help. There is no way I can accurately diagnose you over ask.fm.
Find a psychiatrist and get yourself tested.
If it is real depression, you will need to get therapy and meds.
I hope it's nothing serious!
sehingga kata-kata itu sendiri menjadi murah.
Nggak bisa tidur dikit ngaku insomnia,
nggak bisa diem dikit ngaku ADHD,
hormonal swing ngaku depresi.
Kata-kata tersebut mulai kehilangan arti dan kita secara tidak sadar mengabaikan orang yang benar-benar mengidap psychological disorder tersebut.
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My advice to you is, get a professional help. There is no way I can accurately diagnose you over ask.fm.
Find a psychiatrist and get yourself tested.
If it is real depression, you will need to get therapy and meds.
I hope it's nothing serious!
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kak, kasih tips-tips agar kita semangat belajar donk. thanks before :)
I've answered this before and my point remains.
what is depression? (in your opinion)
I can't write it any better than Martha Manning did in her book.
yaelah hidup hidup orang kalo gk suka gk ush liat lah ngurusin bgt sih
^ definisi orang munafik.
"kalo gk suka gk usah liat lah ngurusin bgt sih"
sendirinya bacot di askfm orang.
pake anon lagi.
huft.
"kalo gk suka gk usah liat lah ngurusin bgt sih"
sendirinya bacot di askfm orang.
pake anon lagi.
huft.
ko ,this is my third question :'( .. please ko give your points of view about education and indonesia's future .. i need it to my journal... thank you kokohh
Iya mungkin kamu bisa nulis tentang ketergantungan pelajar Indonesia kepada orang asing di ask.fm untuk mengerjakan PR mereka.
ntap.
ntap.
ITU COMBUSKEN MAS! Ah, kamu kurang layak menjadi Pokémon Master!
iya nggak papa kak Devlin kalo saya nggak bakat jadi Pokémon master, yang penting maen.
gak kayak situ.
HE
HE
HE
gak kayak situ.
HE
HE
HE
PILIH MUDKIP AJA!
JAY
WHAT DID YOU SAY
IM SORRY
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND
OF MY TORCHIC EATING A CUPCAKE
WHAT DID YOU SAY
IM SORRY
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND
OF MY TORCHIC EATING A CUPCAKE
I wish I had an Oom like you
Mor..
I wish i had a big brother like you
Do not have a big brother like me.
I will take you to
restaurants and bars,
and steal all your food.
I will destroy your plate
in the cleanest way possible.
And when I burp
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.
I will take you to
restaurants and bars,
and steal all your food.
I will destroy your plate
in the cleanest way possible.
And when I burp
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.
Kent, why do people still think that lgbt is disgusting? They are human as well. What makes us different is just a little thing, which is our sexual orientation, right? Do you have different opinion?
I once answered a question similar to this, here:
http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/121813249928
http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/121813249928
Kent, what are the bad effects of watching porn? I see many people are againts it as if it is drugs and people (teens particular) must stay away from it because it can damage the brain. Would you please ellaborate your answer? Thank you!
(I'll answer this in English, because apparently answers in Indonesian tend to invite uneducated anons and reading some of their stupid questions kinda shortens my lifespan)
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Let me get things straight, masturbation is not bad for you.
Porn is.
Sex is something powerful, you see.
Not only does it feel good, but it also allows us to pass on our genetics to our offspring.
It is highly arguable that sex is the ultimate reward in our existence.
Now, thanks to porn,
we are able to meet way more beautiful girls in half an hour
than our ancestors did in their lifetime.
This thing, this "observation" of naked beautiful girls on the Internet
tells our brain that we have hit the genetic jackpot, and then our brain releases a ton of dopamine.
I mean, a fuckton of dopamine.
Dopamine is the hormone that makes you feel pleasure (it's actually far more complicated than that, but that's the gist of it).
Sure every once in a while, this overload of dopamine is okay.
But when you become addicted to porn
and you masturbate every day while looking at beautiful girls,
your brain will be in a constant state of dopamine overload.
Seeing vanilla porn wouldn't even arouse you,
you will need a more hardcore porn just to get aroused.
And this dopamine overload is what makes porn bad.
Like, real bad.
First, this will lead to a foggy brain and inability to focus,
Second, lack of motivation, and,
Third, desensitized genital, making sex not as enjoyable, or worse, erectile dysfunction.
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TL;DR: porn is bad. Avoid it.
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Let me get things straight, masturbation is not bad for you.
Porn is.
Sex is something powerful, you see.
Not only does it feel good, but it also allows us to pass on our genetics to our offspring.
It is highly arguable that sex is the ultimate reward in our existence.
Now, thanks to porn,
we are able to meet way more beautiful girls in half an hour
than our ancestors did in their lifetime.
This thing, this "observation" of naked beautiful girls on the Internet
tells our brain that we have hit the genetic jackpot, and then our brain releases a ton of dopamine.
I mean, a fuckton of dopamine.
Dopamine is the hormone that makes you feel pleasure (it's actually far more complicated than that, but that's the gist of it).
Sure every once in a while, this overload of dopamine is okay.
But when you become addicted to porn
and you masturbate every day while looking at beautiful girls,
your brain will be in a constant state of dopamine overload.
Seeing vanilla porn wouldn't even arouse you,
you will need a more hardcore porn just to get aroused.
And this dopamine overload is what makes porn bad.
Like, real bad.
First, this will lead to a foggy brain and inability to focus,
Second, lack of motivation, and,
Third, desensitized genital, making sex not as enjoyable, or worse, erectile dysfunction.
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TL;DR: porn is bad. Avoid it.
POKEMONNYA DAPET DARI MANA KAK KENT.... Asik ngga?? Saya juga pengen ))))):
ya beli.. masak ngerampok.. seru sih, tapi ini cuma remakenya ruby/sapphire, jadi ya. gitu.
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btw askfm deleted my answer about Pokémon. pasti @devlinputra sama @panicpip iri terus report inappropriate picture. huft.
reupload lagi ah.
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btw askfm deleted my answer about Pokémon. pasti @devlinputra sama @panicpip iri terus report inappropriate picture. huft.
reupload lagi ah.
referring to this http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/122658613896 and recalling that you asked about body disposal a few days ago... s-s-should I fear for my safety?
No, Pip. Unless the scientists develop a technology that enables someone to get sense of humor by murdering, then yes. You should be scared. Very scared.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I WANT THE NEW POKEMON SO FCUKIGN MUCH OH MY GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH OHM YGO D
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HEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
ko, I want to ask you something. menurut lu cewek yang gk tinggi itu kayak gmn? pendapat lu gitu. jawab ya
+: enak dijadiin pacar
-: susah nonjok orang.
-: susah nonjok orang.
kak asalnya orang mana sih?
> Kota tempat @devlinputra @jxnxt @skeletale sedang menetap.
> Kota yang disebut "Jancokland" oleh @skeletale.
> Kota di mana kalo kita pesen "es teh" dikasihnya "es teh manis."
> Kota di mana cewek-cewek cantik bagaikan di-dubbing.
> Kota di mana penduduknya melafalkan "es krim" pake huruf "G."
> Kota yang nggak punya kuliah jurusan "management," adanya "me-ne-JE-men."
> Kota di mana keberadaan Matahari terasa begitu dekat.
> Kota yang disebut "Jancokland" oleh @skeletale.
> Kota di mana kalo kita pesen "es teh" dikasihnya "es teh manis."
> Kota di mana cewek-cewek cantik bagaikan di-dubbing.
> Kota di mana penduduknya melafalkan "es krim" pake huruf "G."
> Kota yang nggak punya kuliah jurusan "management," adanya "me-ne-JE-men."
> Kota di mana keberadaan Matahari terasa begitu dekat.
Good evening! Kalau boleh sebutkan 3 orang askfm yang kamu follow dan kamu inginkan sifatnya atau pribadinya ada didiri kamu, kamu pilih siapa aja? Dan kenapa? :) #RandomQ
Hi, Nidya!
1. @panicpip untuk selera humor. Mengutip mb @hannatheodora, "I'd kill to get half his sense of humor." So would I, Hanna, so would I.
2. @vipertongue and @manampiring untuk kebijaksanaan. They're similarly contrast, hence I'm lumping them together.
3. @devlinputra untuk kedamaian. Devlin tuh dapet banyak banget hate question lho di ask.fm, tapi dia cuek-cuek aja. Rasanya hidupnya damai, kalo nggak penting ya dicuekin. Simpel.
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(tadinya mau jawab "mb Nidya untuk kepolosan," tapi takut dibanting mz Dezky heuheu)
1. @panicpip untuk selera humor. Mengutip mb @hannatheodora, "I'd kill to get half his sense of humor." So would I, Hanna, so would I.
2. @vipertongue and @manampiring untuk kebijaksanaan. They're similarly contrast, hence I'm lumping them together.
3. @devlinputra untuk kedamaian. Devlin tuh dapet banyak banget hate question lho di ask.fm, tapi dia cuek-cuek aja. Rasanya hidupnya damai, kalo nggak penting ya dicuekin. Simpel.
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(tadinya mau jawab "mb Nidya untuk kepolosan," tapi takut dibanting mz Dezky heuheu)
tips kerja ujian?
kalo nemu soal yang susah, tipp-ex aja.
kak ada tips ga cara menulis essay yang bagus dlm bahasa inggris?
Choose a topic about which you feel conflicted.
That way, you will be able to argue both sides of the equation.
Gray is always more interesting than black and white.
That way, you will be able to argue both sides of the equation.
Gray is always more interesting than black and white.
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Sorry kak, bukan mau sok pinter, cuma mau koreksi aja. Tapi inflation itu bukan penurunan nilai mata uang. Inflation is when there is an increase in the general price level. Penurunan nilai mata uang, on the other hand, is depreciation. And depreciation can lead to inflation. Hehe
Hi, Caroline!
Iya it's ok, I appreciate you trying to correct me.
Inflasi itu sebenarnya gabungan meningkatnya harga pasar dan penurunan nilai mata uang jika /dibandingkan dengan mata uang itu sendiri/ di masa lalu.
Depresiasi itu penurunan nilai mata uang jika /dibandingkan dengan mata uang asing/.
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Contoh inflasi paling gampang ya dulu banget kita bisa bayar parkir pake duit 1,000.
Coba sekarang kita bayar pake duit 1,000. Yang ada ya mobil kita dibaret.
Jadi nilai duit 1,000 ini sudah turun jika dibandingkan dengan masa lalu.
Inilah yang disebut dengan inflasi.
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Terlampir ya definisi dari Wiki. :)
Iya it's ok, I appreciate you trying to correct me.
Inflasi itu sebenarnya gabungan meningkatnya harga pasar dan penurunan nilai mata uang jika /dibandingkan dengan mata uang itu sendiri/ di masa lalu.
Depresiasi itu penurunan nilai mata uang jika /dibandingkan dengan mata uang asing/.
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Contoh inflasi paling gampang ya dulu banget kita bisa bayar parkir pake duit 1,000.
Coba sekarang kita bayar pake duit 1,000. Yang ada ya mobil kita dibaret.
Jadi nilai duit 1,000 ini sudah turun jika dibandingkan dengan masa lalu.
Inilah yang disebut dengan inflasi.
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Terlampir ya definisi dari Wiki. :)
sok pinter bgt lu idih.
you know a generation is fucked when they worship pretty faces and ridicule those who try to educate them.
halo, Kak! tadi baca jawaban kakak yang ini "Kenaikan BBM yang dilakukan Jokowi barusan dari 6,500 jadi 8,500 (naik 30.7%) tentu saja akan terasa lebih ringan dibandingkan dengan kenaikan di tahun 2013. Kalian sudah melewati kenaikan 44%," bila berkenan, bisa jelaskan kenapa naiknya 30,7%?
See, kalo tanyanya baek-baek gini gue juga jawabnya dengan senang hati kan.
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Misalnya gue jualan barang harganya 100 ribu, terus harganya gue naikin jadi 110 ribu. Naiknya berapa persen?
Iya, 10%.
Dapet 10% dari mana?
((110,000 - 100,000)/100,000)*100%.
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Jadi rumus persentase kenaikan harga adalah:
((Harga akhir - harga awal)/harga awal)*100%.
Jadi:
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Misalnya gue jualan barang harganya 100 ribu, terus harganya gue naikin jadi 110 ribu. Naiknya berapa persen?
Iya, 10%.
Dapet 10% dari mana?
((110,000 - 100,000)/100,000)*100%.
.
Jadi rumus persentase kenaikan harga adalah:
((Harga akhir - harga awal)/harga awal)*100%.
Jadi:
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kok lu goblog ya!!! SBY naikin bbm dari 4.500 ke 6.500 jokowi naikin bbm dari 6.500 ke 8.500! naiknya sama bego!! naik 2000. bohong bgt lu bilang sby naikin 40% dan jokowi 37%. pasti lu pendukung jokowi yg banyak omong itu kan !!!!
Can someone develop an ebola that only infects stupid people, please?
kak masih nulis ga?
Masih kok! I'm currently creating a plot for my upcoming psychological thriller novel.
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Also, I got this encouraging text yesterday.
Much happy.
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Also, I got this encouraging text yesterday.
Much happy.
Kak ada tips sukses final exams?
beli soal.
Hi there, this is for my research: as a member of minority group (by blood) in Indonesia, how important do you think preserving your cultural identity is? By that I mean the language and the traditions. I'm sorry if this offends anyone in any way. Please ignore if so. Thank you!
Steffi,
I can't even speak Mandarin.
That should explain how I feel about preserving my cultural identity.
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Eh, bisa deng.
Bisa ngomong wo ai ni.
Ehe ehe..
I can't even speak Mandarin.
That should explain how I feel about preserving my cultural identity.
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Eh, bisa deng.
Bisa ngomong wo ai ni.
Ehe ehe..
Kent, what is story behind your profile photo? You seem so happy
Nothing?
I have a jerk resting face,
but my default face when I have my picture taken is a happy one.
I have a jerk resting face,
but my default face when I have my picture taken is a happy one.
penjabarannya bagus sih ka, tapi apakah yakin 100 triliun rupiah belanja negara itu dipake bener2 untuk belanja negara? malah dipake belanja lain2 lagi
Ya nggak yakin, I'm a writer, not a fortune teller.
Kita udah melakukan bagian kita, tinggal percaya aja kalo Presiden kita bakalan ngelakuin bagiannya.
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Lagian harganya udah naik, mau nangis bombay juga nggak ngefek. Mending dibawa rilek.
Kita udah melakukan bagian kita, tinggal percaya aja kalo Presiden kita bakalan ngelakuin bagiannya.
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Lagian harganya udah naik, mau nangis bombay juga nggak ngefek. Mending dibawa rilek.
Kak kenaikan bbm kan diiringi kenaikan bahan pokok, sandang pangan semua naik, bukankah akan menjadi beban tersendiri lagi bagi masyarakat?
I got tons of questions like this. Here, let me answer this kind of question once and for all.
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First thing first, kamu mesti tau tentang inflasi.
Waktu gue masih SD, gue bisa beli sebungkus Chiki dengan duit 500.
Sekarang gue bayar Chiki pake 500 yang ada ya gue digampar.
Proses menurunnya nilai mata uang ini disebut dengan inflasi.
.
Di tahun 2013 itu inflasi mencapai 8.38%.
Artinya sebuah benda yang harganya 100,000 Rupiah di awal tahun 2013,
harganya akan naik 8.38% jadi 108,380 Rupiah di awal tahun 2014.
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Sedangkan di tahun 2014 ini diperkirakan inflasi hanya akan mencapai 7.3%.
Kenapa inflasi di tahun 2014 bisa lebih rendah dari 2013?
Karena di tahun 2013, SBY menaikkan harga BBM dari 4,500 jadi 6,500 (naik 44%).
Gue masih inget banyak yang teriak-teriak keberatan mengenai kebijakan tersebut,
but look at you guys now,
still alive and kicking.
Kenaikan BBM yang dilakukan Jokowi barusan dari 6,500 jadi 8,500 (naik 30.7%) tentu saja akan terasa lebih ringan dibandingkan dengan kenaikan di tahun 2013.
Kalian sudah melewati kenaikan 44%,
masak kenaikan 30.7% aja sewot?
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Btw, yang naik kan nggak cuma harga BBM, sandang, pangan, tapi juga pemasukan kamu. Harga produk/jasa yang kamu/orang tua kamu sediakan ke masyarakat juga akan dihargai lebih pastinya.
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So, please. Dengan membayar tambahan biaya dua ribu per liter, kita sebenarnya menambah duit belanja Indonesia sebanyak 100 triliun Rupiah.
100 triliun.
100,000,000,000,000 Rupiah.
Jika setelah membaca ini,
kamu masih merasa bahwa uang dua ribu per litermu lebih penting daripada 100 triliun Rupiah negara Indonesia,
I truly feel sorry for you.
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Bonus GIF supaya kamu bisa membandingkan perbedaan antara menggunakan kendaraan pribadi dan transportasi umum.
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First thing first, kamu mesti tau tentang inflasi.
Waktu gue masih SD, gue bisa beli sebungkus Chiki dengan duit 500.
Sekarang gue bayar Chiki pake 500 yang ada ya gue digampar.
Proses menurunnya nilai mata uang ini disebut dengan inflasi.
.
Di tahun 2013 itu inflasi mencapai 8.38%.
Artinya sebuah benda yang harganya 100,000 Rupiah di awal tahun 2013,
harganya akan naik 8.38% jadi 108,380 Rupiah di awal tahun 2014.
.
Sedangkan di tahun 2014 ini diperkirakan inflasi hanya akan mencapai 7.3%.
Kenapa inflasi di tahun 2014 bisa lebih rendah dari 2013?
Karena di tahun 2013, SBY menaikkan harga BBM dari 4,500 jadi 6,500 (naik 44%).
Gue masih inget banyak yang teriak-teriak keberatan mengenai kebijakan tersebut,
but look at you guys now,
still alive and kicking.
Kenaikan BBM yang dilakukan Jokowi barusan dari 6,500 jadi 8,500 (naik 30.7%) tentu saja akan terasa lebih ringan dibandingkan dengan kenaikan di tahun 2013.
Kalian sudah melewati kenaikan 44%,
masak kenaikan 30.7% aja sewot?
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Btw, yang naik kan nggak cuma harga BBM, sandang, pangan, tapi juga pemasukan kamu. Harga produk/jasa yang kamu/orang tua kamu sediakan ke masyarakat juga akan dihargai lebih pastinya.
.
So, please. Dengan membayar tambahan biaya dua ribu per liter, kita sebenarnya menambah duit belanja Indonesia sebanyak 100 triliun Rupiah.
100 triliun.
100,000,000,000,000 Rupiah.
Jika setelah membaca ini,
kamu masih merasa bahwa uang dua ribu per litermu lebih penting daripada 100 triliun Rupiah negara Indonesia,
I truly feel sorry for you.
.
Bonus GIF supaya kamu bisa membandingkan perbedaan antara menggunakan kendaraan pribadi dan transportasi umum.
Wajar dong org nny u, nama nya juga askfm. Klo gak mau d tanya main aja yg lain.
Ask.fm is fun because you can ask subjective questions, not objective/trivial ones that you can simply google.
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Also, the way you type kinda hurts my brain.
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Also, the way you type kinda hurts my brain.
kak haiku tuh apa?
gila ya anak-anak jaman sekarang bisa ask.fm nggak bisa google.
#randomQ. Selamat malam, setiap nama pasti punya plesetannya masing-masing. Plesetan paling absrud apasih yang orang lain pernah buat tentang nama kalian?
Pas SMA dulu seragam ada name tagnya gitu kan.
Name tag di sekolah gue dulu itu warna tulisannya putih dan backgroundnya hitam.
Nama lengkap gue "Kent Sutjipto,"
terus temen gue pas pelajaran olahraga rupanya nyusup ke kelas dan corat-coret seragam gue gitu tanpa gue tau.
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Abis olahraga gue pake seragam itu lagi dan ditegur guru, "HEH KAMU PIKIR LUCU YA NAMA KAMU DIPLESETIN GITU."
Gue liat ke nametag gue
dan
rupanya
huruf "S" dan "jipto"-nya udah diitemin.
:')
Name tag di sekolah gue dulu itu warna tulisannya putih dan backgroundnya hitam.
Nama lengkap gue "Kent Sutjipto,"
terus temen gue pas pelajaran olahraga rupanya nyusup ke kelas dan corat-coret seragam gue gitu tanpa gue tau.
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Abis olahraga gue pake seragam itu lagi dan ditegur guru, "HEH KAMU PIKIR LUCU YA NAMA KAMU DIPLESETIN GITU."
Gue liat ke nametag gue
dan
rupanya
huruf "S" dan "jipto"-nya udah diitemin.
:')
ko kent. if you have a crush, what will you say to her?
You're a Friday in this world so full of Mondays.
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Kak, kamu pernah ngerasa minder gak? Dan ngerasa "aku gak punya bakat apa-apa,aku gatau bakatku apa"? Thank you hehe
"Great people do things before they are ready.
They do things before they know they can do it.
Doing what you're afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that--that's what life is.
You might be really good. You might find out something about yourself that's really special
and if you're not good,
who cares?
You tried something.
Now you know something about yourself.” - Amy Poehler.
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Here is the quote in comic strip form. Give it a read, it's AMAZING.
http://zenpencils.com/comic/157-amy-poehler-great-people-do-things-before-theyre-ready/
They do things before they know they can do it.
Doing what you're afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that--that's what life is.
You might be really good. You might find out something about yourself that's really special
and if you're not good,
who cares?
You tried something.
Now you know something about yourself.” - Amy Poehler.
.
Here is the quote in comic strip form. Give it a read, it's AMAZING.
http://zenpencils.com/comic/157-amy-poehler-great-people-do-things-before-theyre-ready/
ko kent, how do you overcome procrastination and remain focused on your writing / work?
Hi, Juju!
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar
So, find what motivates you, and do that thing daily.
For me, it's a good story, whether it's a novel or a TV series.
Getting immersed in a good story always sparks an itch in me, whispering me to write a story.
I've made it a habit to read a good fiction every day just to get motivated.
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Also, this.
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar
So, find what motivates you, and do that thing daily.
For me, it's a good story, whether it's a novel or a TV series.
Getting immersed in a good story always sparks an itch in me, whispering me to write a story.
I've made it a habit to read a good fiction every day just to get motivated.
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Also, this.
Define/describe romance by your terms.
I don't know about romance, but dating is pretty much
you pretending to be who you are not,
until the other person likes you enough that you can show them who you really are.
you pretending to be who you are not,
until the other person likes you enough that you can show them who you really are.
Haiku lo kent
khusus untuk mb janit yang suaranya selembut sutra (sutra beneran, bukan yang dijual di Indomaret), saya persembahkan satu buah haiku lagi.
kent, tau haiku nggak?
Tau dong.
This is one of my personal favorite haikus.
This is one of my personal favorite haikus.
Let's play pretend! You're going to sign up on a dating website. But the thing is, you need to be brutally honest about yourself. No sugar-coating. What would your profile say?
Niatnya tadi jawab pake jawaban "why storms are named after people," tapi udah diambil sama @hannatheodora.
Huft.
Huft.
kak kentttt bensin naek.. gimana ini :(
Agak malu sih bilang ini, tapi gue baru bisa naik sepeda itu waktu SMP.
Sebelum itu gue cuma bisa naik sepeda roda tiga.
Tapi orang tua nyuruh gue belajar naik sepeda,
mereka melepas roda tambahannya dan memaksa gue belajar.
Jatuh? Jatuh dong.
Tangan kaki gue memar-memar.
Dalam hati gue berpikir, "Ngapain sih gue harus susah-susah gini, toh selama ini gue nggak bisa naik sepeda juga nggak mati."
Dalam hati gue menyalahkan orang tua gue.
Namun setelah memaksakan diri jatuh bangun berjam-jam, akhirnya gue bisa naik sepeda.
Dan ketika SMA, ada salah satu temen gue yang diketawain habis-habisan karena dia nggak bisa naik sepeda.
Dalam hati, gue bersyukur orang tua gue maksa gue belajar naik sepeda dulu.
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Sama halnya dengan negara kita.
Negara lain mentertawakan Indonesia karena kita menumpuk hutang demi hutang.
Sedangkan kita sendiri mencerca kebijakan mereka meningkatkan harga BBM.
Padahal subsidi BBM itu datangnya juga dari hutang Indonesia lho.
Satu-satunya cara agar kita berkembang menjadi negara yang lebih maju,
ya dengan mengurangi subsidi bahan bakar dan mengalokasikannya ke bagian-bagian yang lebih penting.
Meskipun kebijakan ini akan berujung pada inflasi yang melonjak,
akan tiba harinya di mana kita akan berkata, "Untung aja harga BBM dinaikin."
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There comes a day when we have to remove the third wheel, a day when we graduate from a tricycle and step on to a bicycle.
For Indonesia, now is that day.
Sebelum itu gue cuma bisa naik sepeda roda tiga.
Tapi orang tua nyuruh gue belajar naik sepeda,
mereka melepas roda tambahannya dan memaksa gue belajar.
Jatuh? Jatuh dong.
Tangan kaki gue memar-memar.
Dalam hati gue berpikir, "Ngapain sih gue harus susah-susah gini, toh selama ini gue nggak bisa naik sepeda juga nggak mati."
Dalam hati gue menyalahkan orang tua gue.
Namun setelah memaksakan diri jatuh bangun berjam-jam, akhirnya gue bisa naik sepeda.
Dan ketika SMA, ada salah satu temen gue yang diketawain habis-habisan karena dia nggak bisa naik sepeda.
Dalam hati, gue bersyukur orang tua gue maksa gue belajar naik sepeda dulu.
.
Sama halnya dengan negara kita.
Negara lain mentertawakan Indonesia karena kita menumpuk hutang demi hutang.
Sedangkan kita sendiri mencerca kebijakan mereka meningkatkan harga BBM.
Padahal subsidi BBM itu datangnya juga dari hutang Indonesia lho.
Satu-satunya cara agar kita berkembang menjadi negara yang lebih maju,
ya dengan mengurangi subsidi bahan bakar dan mengalokasikannya ke bagian-bagian yang lebih penting.
Meskipun kebijakan ini akan berujung pada inflasi yang melonjak,
akan tiba harinya di mana kita akan berkata, "Untung aja harga BBM dinaikin."
.
There comes a day when we have to remove the third wheel, a day when we graduate from a tricycle and step on to a bicycle.
For Indonesia, now is that day.
hi kent! do you think you're socially awkward? either way, got any tips for those who are socially awkward and seem unable to find common ground with others? (for example: me) hehe thx in advance!
You're asking the wrong person, seriously.
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This is how 60% of my conversations went in America:
Me: "Hey, how are you?"
Friend: "Good, you?"
M: "Good! You?"
F: ...
M: ...
F: ...
M: *actively looking for a hole to slip into*
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This is how 60% of my conversations went in America:
Me: "Hey, how are you?"
Friend: "Good, you?"
M: "Good! You?"
F: ...
M: ...
F: ...
M: *actively looking for a hole to slip into*
kak kent, motifasi untuk terus menulis dong.
mungkin bisa dimulai dengan belajar menulis kata "motivasi" dengan benar.
Why are words so innocent and powerful?
Because words are swords that pass through our flesh and go right for our mind.
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Just like scalpel which can cut and shape a face, words cut and shape our mind.
Hence, the power.
Are swords to be blamed for maiming people? No, the blame goes to the wielder.
Hence, the innocence.
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Just like scalpel which can cut and shape a face, words cut and shape our mind.
Hence, the power.
Are swords to be blamed for maiming people? No, the blame goes to the wielder.
Hence, the innocence.
ko kent, check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35T8wtmTbVg#t=170
Wow.
Okay.
So there is this glass room in the middle of the town, and if you're feeling stressed you can enter the room for a "free therapy."
So you sit down in the middle of the room and then
all of a sudden
LOTS OF KITTENS COME OUT AND GIDDILY PLAY WITH YOU.
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WILL SOMEONE MAKE THIS AVAILABLE IN JAKARTA
I'M GONNA HELP CROWD FUND IT.
LIKE,
PLEASE.
Okay.
So there is this glass room in the middle of the town, and if you're feeling stressed you can enter the room for a "free therapy."
So you sit down in the middle of the room and then
all of a sudden
LOTS OF KITTENS COME OUT AND GIDDILY PLAY WITH YOU.
.
WILL SOMEONE MAKE THIS AVAILABLE IN JAKARTA
I'M GONNA HELP CROWD FUND IT.
LIKE,
PLEASE.
What is the most paradox thing that you could imagine in parallel universe?
Since parallel universes theoretically have an infinite number of universes,
wouldn't it imply that there will be a universe in which parallel universes don't exist?
wouldn't it imply that there will be a universe in which parallel universes don't exist?
Dear kak kent, I'm 20 yo girl and haven't been on a date. No boyfriend. What do you think I should feel about it? is it bad? any suggestion so I could get one someday? thanks, kak
Dear dik Anon.
I can still understand the having no boyfriend part. But no date? Wow. Okay.
Your "any suggestion so I could get one someday?" kinda implies that you DO want someone. What's stopping you then? Is it that you don't find guys your age attractive? Is it that you just don't know how to attract them? Unless I know what's causing the issue, I won't be able to help.
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Oh, try reading The Charisma Myth by Olivia Fox. She argues that charisma is something you can learn and can easily turn on/off at will. That should help improve your personal magnetism.
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Good luck!
I can still understand the having no boyfriend part. But no date? Wow. Okay.
Your "any suggestion so I could get one someday?" kinda implies that you DO want someone. What's stopping you then? Is it that you don't find guys your age attractive? Is it that you just don't know how to attract them? Unless I know what's causing the issue, I won't be able to help.
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Oh, try reading The Charisma Myth by Olivia Fox. She argues that charisma is something you can learn and can easily turn on/off at will. That should help improve your personal magnetism.
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Good luck!
Ko kent udah gaperjaka ya :(
Just let that sink in, honey.
good evening, Kent. if you had to choose, will you choose a lazy woman or a man who reads as your partner? p.s. : your smarmy verbivore brain is lowering my inhibition now
(smarmy)
ouch.
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Anyway, neither.
I'll go with a cat (or cats, if necessary).
ouch.
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Anyway, neither.
I'll go with a cat (or cats, if necessary).
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