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Mungkin ngga sih org jatuh cinta sama askfmmer terkenal tapi ga dia kenal gitu? Bukan ngefans lagi tapi (mungkin) jatuh cinta krn sambil baca answernya sambil deg-degan.

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Keep in mind that you're only in love with what they choose to show, not with their true self.

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Mas, aku tuh sedih Mas karena kamu nggak juga menjawab pertanyaanku ttg bahan kaos jualanmu :"(

Lho pertanyaanmu keselip Dik maap :')
Bahan baju Sarcastee pake combed 30 grade A+.
Bahannya tipis dan enak kok, aku kasih ke @devlinputra juga dia bilang bahannya dingin.

Buat yang belum tau, gue sekarang jualan baju: http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/126847628168
(Maaf ya gaes ngiklan mulu.)
(Maklum tanggal tua.)
Ayo diorder diorder.

Kak, kenapa yg no. 3 couple tee?:"

AdindaPermataP’s Profile PhotoAdinda Permata Putri
Lho mau beli sebiji doang juga boleh kok :"
Chuba kan?
Yang design @devlinputra sih, jadi kayaknya mustahl kalo nggak lucu.

Mungkin kurang keliatan dari foto, tapi maskotnya bawa power bank gitu ngecas HP.
Pasti tau lah rasanya kehabisan batere pas lagi chat sama gebetan.
Bete-bete-hepi gitu kan? Bete karena batere habis tapi hepi karena chat terus-terusan.
Because they are, and will always be, our favorite waste of battery life.
Kak kenapa yg no 3 couple tee

For some reason your writings remind me of a forest. The words are like the forest during the day shrouded in green innocence, but the thoughts from which they sprung is like the forest at night, that reveals its black heart. Have you ever written any light hearted pieces that you want to share?

ini termasuk light-hearted lah ya.
For some reason your writings remind me of a forest The words are like the

Kak nggak ada kaos yg lengan panjang gitu? Suka sama kaosnya tapi aku pake kerudung

Halo!
Thank you for your interest, tapi untuk sementara ini belum ada rencana bikin yang lengan panjang sih.
Tergantung respon orang-orang nih, kalo banyak yang beli mungkin aku bakalan mengembangkan Sarcastee ini.

Buat yang belum tau, aku lagi jualan brand baju baru nih, bisa dibaca di http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/126841601672 (atau langsung melipir ke www.sarcastee.com ).
Harganya satu piece IDR 100k (belum termasuk ongkir).
(Kalo kamu cakep, ongkirnya gratis soalnya aku yang nganter langsung ke rumahmu)
(Hehehe)
Pemesanan bisa langsung via LINE nyankent ya.
Thank you!
Kak nggak ada kaos yg lengan panjang gitu Suka sama kaosnya tapi aku pake

kent, itu brand kaos nya ada instagram nya gak ?

dwiiyunus’s Profile PhotoDwi Yunus
Belum ada. Karena ini bener-bener brand baru dan gue mau test seberapa tertariknya orang-orang Indo dengan baju-baju bahasa Inggris yang berbau sarkastik. Kalo memang responnya bagus baru gue berencana ngembangin ini lebih lanjut.

Sementara ini cuma ada empat baju kok (mau bikin IG juga ngenes banget kalo cuma upload empat foto),
1. Unisex Tee: I can do a fairly good impression of someone who cares about your problem.
2. Unisex Tee: Half of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it.
3. Couple Tee: He's my favorite waste of battery life.
4. Couple Tee: She's worth my lack of sleep.

Hai, Kak :) Ada cerita menarikkah hari ini?

Sekali-sekali gue mau jualan ah.

Gue lagi ada buka brand t-shirt baru nih, namanya Sarcastee.
Benernya udah lama sih, tapi baru belakangan selesai ngurusin tete-bengenya dan baru siap jual.
Untuk sementara baru ada empat jenis t-shirt, designer-nya tak lain dan tak bukan adalah senpai kita tercinta, @devlinputra.

Monggo melipir ke www.sarcastee.com kalo tertarik untuk memesan. Cara pemesanan, harga, dan spesifikasi ukuran semua tercantum kok di sana. Ayo dipesan dipesan.
Hai Kak  Ada cerita menarikkah hari ini

kak agamanya apa? folbek dong. promote aku ya. kakak ganteng dec. kak agamanya apa? folbek dong. promote aku ya. kakak ganteng dec. kak agamanya apa? folbek dong. promote aku ya. kakak ganteng dec.

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Ler.

Btw Nar, gue tadinya mau jawab pake meme "Di situ saya kadang merasa sedih."
Terus gue penasaran dong, "Ini aslinya gimana sih kenapa jadi hits banget."
Gue cari di Youtube dan nemu video ini.
Rupanya polwan itu aslinya ngomong "DI SITU SAYA KADANG SEDIH GITU."
Gue bingung kenapa sekarang misquoted jadi "DI SITU SAYA KADANG MERASA SEDIH."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgsMDUZAKlYnyankent’s Video 126838559112 SgsMDUZAKlYnyankent’s Video 126838559112 SgsMDUZAKlY

................... nah ikutan EHE. jadi setelah akhirnya telah bertemu dengan saya, bagaimana kesan Anda terhadap saya?

Sebelum kenal kayak: "eh ini cewek chu juga."
Abis kenal kayak: "Dek kamu kok bisa nyasar ke Never Been Better, yuk sini kakak bantuin cari orang tuanya."

Tapi ciyus, Zahira tuh kayak anak kelas enam SD yang bisa diculik pake permen "Dekkkkk om punya permen, mau nggak? Kalo mau ikut om naik mobil ini yuk" gitu.

Hi Kent. I asked you several times anonymously and non anonymously but you've never replied. Are you that selective on answering the questions? What kind of question is proper for you then? Thanks

Yes I am /that/ selective.
I generally don't answer:
1. Flirts (unless they're creatively phrased),
2. Asking for promotion (unless I personally know them),
3. Repeated questions (unless I'm in the mood to dig through my answers),
4. "ka agamanya apa" (nope. never answering these),
5. "follback dong" (ngga. I don't like to clutter my timeline with uninteresting answers to questions like "LIKERS GET?"),
I used to answer fun and thought-provoking questions that demand me to type long answers.
But now I just answer what I feel like answering.

Kent, gue penasaran, kemarin ada nggak yang iseng nanya "kak Kent, bahasa inggrisnya aku cinta kamu sama nikah yuk tuh apa ya kak?". Ada nggak kent? Atau udah pada nervous ketemu lo? :')

Hahahaha nggak ada sih untungnya, El..
Kalo ada gue bisa membatu karena nggak ngerti mau bales apa...
Gue nggak ngerti sih mereka nervous atau takut gara-gara gue teriak2 nyalo tarot, tapi ujung-ujungnya dikit banget yang nanya. Hu. :(

Btw thank you banget El udah bantuin talkshow SchoolLife. Kalo nggak ada lo, pasti gue @dezkyoka @gilangkharisma udah mati kutu pas ditanyain tentang artsy2 gitu. :>

Hey? Um, I just want to let you know that even by the idea of you, you would get me trough my days. I used to write but I stopped. But now, I write again. I know we'll carry on with our lives and this can't stay forever, but I'll remember you. I promise. I owe you one. Thank you, Kent.

This is probably the most heartfelt compliment I received on ask.fm.
For this, I deeply thank you.

ka aku rasa yg english hour sm kaka td ga fokus deh ka krna td kaka ganteng bgt

Apaan tadi nggak ada yang mau English Hour, kayak yang dateng tanya-tanya cuma sekitar 20 orang gitu. Apa gara-gara nggak ada anonimitas sih jadinya kalian malu mau tanya-tanya? :(
Akhirnya gue seharian jadi sekretaris Madam Azza dan @bentarabumi teriak-teriak "TAROT TAROT YAK AYO YANG MAU PERUNTUNGANNYA DIBACAKAN" sampe suara gue sekarang kayak Darth Vader.
Sedih </3

Kak kent pendapat kakak ttg acara charity.fm yg sudah di laksanakan apa sih? Bagaimana serunya? Cie bertemu dedek-dedek asefem

meisyazahfa’s Profile PhotoHanna.
Capek.
Banget.
Kebanyakan panitia tuh udah ada di lokasi sejak jam 7:30 pagi, ngurusin ruangan dan parkir dan ngatur-ngatur letak barang.

Sejujurnya kita cuma expect around 300 orang yang dateng, mentok 500 orang lah.
Tapi rupanya yang dateng bahkan lebih dari 1000 orang.

Thank you untuk kalian yang udah dateng dan memeriahkan acara @charityfm ini.
Tapi terlebih lagi, I want to thank all the committees yang membuat acara ini a great success.
THANK YOU GUYS! (+ @gilangkharisma yang nggak ada di foto karena dia yang ambilin fotonya)
Kak kent pendapat kakak ttg acara charityfm yg sudah di laksanakan apa sih

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Drumroll, please.
Kami para juri telah menghabiskan waktu berjam-jam selama beberapa hari terakhir untuk membaca semua cerita yang telah dikumpulkan. Berikut adalah empat cerita (beserta komentar) yang, menurut kami, berhak mendapatkan hadiahnya:

1. IG: @pluiecheztoi
@nyankent: "Bagus. Udah. Satu-satunya komentar yang gue punya ya itu. It's technically an em-dash, not a dash. Tapi bagus. Ciyus. 10/10 would read again."
@katharania: "This is one of those things you can print on fancy paper and stick on the wall as decorations."
@steffiteo: "Bagus. Reads like a love letter and I like it."
Link: https://instagram.com/p/zR4lirMdm_

2. ask.fm: nfepreza
Kirana: "Subject matter choice is very well-thought out, and the reveal of the narrator's identity is well-executed."
Steffi: "Ada beberapa punctuation awkwardness yang bikin ceritanya agak nggak mengalir, tapi bagus."
Kent: "YA AMPUN ADA YANG NULIS TENTANG CINDERELLA VERSI GRIMM."
Link: http://ask.fm/nfepreza/answer/126039772553

3. IG: @ddezaldy
Kirana: "I adore the subject matter as well as the entire double-perspective thing."
Steffi: "Diction-wise, this is one of the best."
Kent: "Gila kepikiran aja ya nulis dari sudut pandang begituan."
Link: https://instagram.com/p/zEPHiNhjMx

4. ask.fm: @rotikejubakar
Kirana: "Paragraf pertama dan kalimat terakhir paling mantabs. The whole thing sounds very sincere."
Steffi: "This reads more like an ode, but I like it nonetheless."
Kent: "Baca paragraf pertama and I was sold. I was so sure this would make the top four and here it is."
Link: http://ask.fm/rotikejubakar/answer/123646819036

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Story from an Inanimate Object's Point of View (2):
http://ask.fm/sallyumantara/answer/126137514862
http://ask.fm/oreariya/answer/125301134197
http://ask.fm/gabriellapraisea/answer/124532281899
http://instagram.com/p/zRLT-Dx7Ll/
http://instagram.com/p/zRbbA9wrGm/
http://instagram.com/p/zRmvpiS9Bf/
http://ask.fm/AndreaAlbrthine/answer/124509031661
http://ask.fm/dianprtw
http://instagram.com/p/zSElyiQ1wP/
http://ask.fm/hapshar/answer/125631639820
http://ask.fm/zahiraoktra/answer/125428878802
http://ask.fm/shafintsh/answer/123912030430/photo/original
https://instagram.com/p/zT48_dCtdk/
http://ask.fm/wdysalsa/answer/125414479729
http://ask.fm/sheipatty/answer/123966473266
http://ask.fm/shania_vivian/answer/124582175787
http://ask.fm/nadiatjahjadi/answer/124349411921/photo/original
https://instagram.com/p/zUY89PDka9/
http://ask.fm/Jejeforsythia/answer/125331167414
http://ask.fm/aufalida/answer/125368159633
http://instagram.com/p/zUvbSTGNc_/
http://ask.fm/aletheayoris/answer/125731458257/photo/original
http://ask.fm/melisapracoyo/answer/125690612349
http://instagram.com/p/zU6YE8OK9v/
http://ask.fm/rimalovv/answer/124260445468
http://ask.fm/alayfaa_/answer/125911421970
https://instagram.com/p/zU870WKZ0x/?modal=true
http://ask.fm/marshmeow_/answer/123615973529/photo/original
https://instagram.com/p/zVE2MfA3ae/
https://instagram.com/p/zVHFbbMeH8/?modal=true
http://ask.fm/NothingInside12/answer/124144966449/photo/original

Or you guys can view it as a spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/flashficsubmission

That's all! Once again, thank you thank you thank you for participating.
We had a blast organizing this writing contest and I hope you guys did, too!

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Hi people! Terlampir adalah semua cerita yang sudah dikumpulkan, difilter berdasarkan temanya.

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Love Letter to Your Favorite Punctuation:
http://instagram.com/p/zCbpMTtXfb/
http://instagram.com/p/zDTwfqgUNh/
http://ask.fm/unnisasa/answer/124375783975
http://ask.fm/rimalovv/answer/124039806492
http://ask.fm/chulsikolor/answer/124564823374/photo/original
http://ask.fm/raihanabida/answer/125223196818
http://ask.fm/scarletvictory/answer/124780580106
http://ask.fm/shintatheresia/answer/124475338055/photo/original
http://ask.fm/rotikejubakar/answer/123646819036
http://ask.fm/adindawungo/answer/125472404123
http://lphoto3.ask.fm/933/637/189/-259996974-1si1bk5-ahatahdtbepq4lk/preview/ninii.png
http://ask.fm/Nrlsaftr/answer/124141773280
http://ask.fm/angga_eighties/answer/125289981045
http://ask.fm/gabriellapraisea/answer/124528221739
http://ask.fm/sallyumantara/answer/126122565998
http://ask.fm/oreariya/answer/125301127797
http://ask.fm/ManuelitoPascal/answer/126208260609
http://ask.fm/verotrinov/answer/126194851174
http://instagram.com/p/zR4lirMdm_/
http://ask.fm/LemuelWilson/answer/125361475946/photo/original
http://ask.fm/Jejeforsythia/answer/125331173558
http://ask.fm/aufalida/answer/125362547345
http://instagram.com/p/zVAJpxx3gZ/
http://ask.fm/alayfaa_/answer/125912743954

Story from an Inanimate Object's Point of View (1):
http://ask.fm/nadyajocta/answer/126266925167/photo/original
http://ask.fm/iiifffaaa/answer/123747753769
http://instagram.com/p/zCo21hLkfS/
http://ask.fm/farizkeys/answer/123990858040
http://instagram.com/p/zC8UlTJeVC/
http://instagram.com/p/zDJ9xGAUND/
http://instagram.com/p/zEPHiNhjMx/?modal=true
http://ask.fm/riantyep/answer/124048382197
http://ask.fm/monicamichella/answer/125384460441/photo/original
http://instagram.com/p/zFPzjcSATk/
http://ask.fm/nfepreza/answer/126039772553/photo/original
http://ask.fm/yunipananda/answer/125478838141
http://ask.fm/naominaftalia/answer/123761752056
http://instagram.com/p/zHDkpuj7wU/?modal=true
http://ask.fm/mglouvre/answer/124019750198
http://ask.fm/dikeroyok/answer/125077220886/photo/original
http://instagram.com/p/zH9kZYysMq/
http://ask.fm/msflorencia/answer/125143315573
http://instagram.com/p/zFuZz5NB4i/?modal=true
http://instagram.com/p/zKbZhKEs5l/
http://ask.fm/thelittleskeez
http://ask.fm/vanessahadiono/answer/125522302336/photo/original
http://ask.fm/lolliphone/answer/124304472801
http://ask.fm/kmfshelda/answer/125176918449/photo/original
http://ask.fm/ivanaairenee/answer/125485813162
http://instagram.com/p/zNL1vXAHjh/?modal=true
http://ask.fm/angga_eighties/answer/125289987189
http://ask.fm/vaniatheolaa/answer/126143984015
http://ask.fm/nisasoo/answer/124051307992
http://ask.fm/ststarlight/answer/124972457495
http://ask.fm/ManuelitoPascal/answer/126206810625
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