cementing someone's anus should be considered as one of the next level torture on your next novel.
irfan pls jangan jorok
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Kak, cara nahan poop gimana ya? Kebelet poop nih, tapi mager
passing thought: if you cement your anus, would you die from chemical entering your digestive tract or from not being able to excrete your body waste?
Do you play online games? If so, what's one of your most memorable online gaming moment?
I used to play TONS of online games. Let's see:
1. SEAL Online: Thanks to this game, I now fully comprehend the definition of "no life." I played this in Indonesia until I was level 100 and then went and played the international version and finally managed to get my warrior to level 183, craftsman to 110, clown to 121, and cleric to 153.
For reference, most of my friends only managed to train one level-150 character.
2. Eden Eternal/Aura Kingdom: Managed to reach max level (60) in a week. I remember I reached level 59 the night before I had my final exam. Terus karena berasa "ah nanggung, sekalian 60-in deh," I played the game for the whole night.
I reached level 60 at six in the morning, only having two hours left before final exam padahal belum belajar apa-apa.
I skim-read everything, went to campus, did the exam, and then went home (skipped the rest of my classes that day).
3. Diablo 3: I used to play Diablo 2, so when Diablo 3 finally came out, I locked my room and played it like crazy. NOT TO MENTION THAT BLIZZARD KELUARIN THIS THING EXACTLY A DAY AFTER MY GRADUATION.
I holed up in my room and, in the span of one month, only saw the Sun directly for like five times.
Bangun tidur, nyalain Skype, main Diablo 3 sama temen-temen, ke toilet, pesen delivery, makan sambil main, ambil minum, main sampe tidur. Rinse and repeat.
At the end of my Diablo-binging, I remember selling all my stuff for hundreds of dollars.
P.S. Diablo 3 released a new expansion pack last year (Reaper of Soul) and I relapsed, spending like five weekends in a row last year playing it. Fun.
4. DotA: Not exactly an MMORPG, but this game is my archnemesis. I've been playing DotA since I was in high school. I was pretty good at it; it came to the point that I was invited to join DotA tournaments. No matter how many MMOs I played, I always came back to DotA.
I am thankful that I have escaped the chasm of gaming now. I have deleted DotA from my PC and it's been five months since I last touched DotA. Hopefully this will keep up.
1. SEAL Online: Thanks to this game, I now fully comprehend the definition of "no life." I played this in Indonesia until I was level 100 and then went and played the international version and finally managed to get my warrior to level 183, craftsman to 110, clown to 121, and cleric to 153.
For reference, most of my friends only managed to train one level-150 character.
2. Eden Eternal/Aura Kingdom: Managed to reach max level (60) in a week. I remember I reached level 59 the night before I had my final exam. Terus karena berasa "ah nanggung, sekalian 60-in deh," I played the game for the whole night.
I reached level 60 at six in the morning, only having two hours left before final exam padahal belum belajar apa-apa.
I skim-read everything, went to campus, did the exam, and then went home (skipped the rest of my classes that day).
3. Diablo 3: I used to play Diablo 2, so when Diablo 3 finally came out, I locked my room and played it like crazy. NOT TO MENTION THAT BLIZZARD KELUARIN THIS THING EXACTLY A DAY AFTER MY GRADUATION.
I holed up in my room and, in the span of one month, only saw the Sun directly for like five times.
Bangun tidur, nyalain Skype, main Diablo 3 sama temen-temen, ke toilet, pesen delivery, makan sambil main, ambil minum, main sampe tidur. Rinse and repeat.
At the end of my Diablo-binging, I remember selling all my stuff for hundreds of dollars.
P.S. Diablo 3 released a new expansion pack last year (Reaper of Soul) and I relapsed, spending like five weekends in a row last year playing it. Fun.
4. DotA: Not exactly an MMORPG, but this game is my archnemesis. I've been playing DotA since I was in high school. I was pretty good at it; it came to the point that I was invited to join DotA tournaments. No matter how many MMOs I played, I always came back to DotA.
I am thankful that I have escaped the chasm of gaming now. I have deleted DotA from my PC and it's been five months since I last touched DotA. Hopefully this will keep up.
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actually i've been dying to read your detective novel. however if you want to finish the grammar one first, it's your choice and just know, i'll support your decision neverthelessly :)
you're too sweet.
it will probably take me no longer than one month to finish this English book and then i can concentrate in writing the novel.
at times i feel like giving up on writing and then a remark like yours comes along and it keeps me writing.
i sincerely thank you.
it will probably take me no longer than one month to finish this English book and then i can concentrate in writing the novel.
at times i feel like giving up on writing and then a remark like yours comes along and it keeps me writing.
i sincerely thank you.
For the detective novel, it it will be in english or bahasa?
Indonesian kok. I don't think there are that many Indonesians who are comfortable with English novels. So.
I'm all the way in for the detective novel, please!! Is it whodunit or howcatchem?
All in all there are 30 votes for detective and 16 for English grammar books, but I did some talk with @dezkyoka @nidyafebriani @dvlbrd dan @jerbat (terima kasih Jerbat atas masukan "follow your heart"-nya, sangat berguna), dan akhirnya memutuskan untuk ngebut menyelesaikan buku grammar bahasa Inggris dan langsung melanjutkan novel detektif.
Terima kasih banyak untuk semua yang nge-vote! Hopefully by end of this year dua-duanya sudah keluar ya! :)
P.S. As for the detective novel format, ditunggu aja ya. :D
Terima kasih banyak untuk semua yang nge-vote! Hopefully by end of this year dua-duanya sudah keluar ya! :)
P.S. As for the detective novel format, ditunggu aja ya. :D
Buku cinta-cintaan ngga mau kak? - anon
gue mau ngangkat perjalanan romantika lo aja bat dijadiin buku
kynya best seller
kynya best seller
Masih lama-kah proses terbit novel detektifnya ?
Lama.
Banget.
Gue tuh sekarang lagi nulis dua buku:
1. novel detektif (kira-kira baru ditulis sekitar 15%-an),
2. buku belajar grammar bahasa Inggris (kira-kira baru ditulis sekitar 25%-an)
voting dong gaes lebih pingin baca yang mana.
gue sih prefer nulis novel detektif tapi kayaknya kok lebih banyak yang minat sama buku belajar bahasa Inggris.
Banget.
Gue tuh sekarang lagi nulis dua buku:
1. novel detektif (kira-kira baru ditulis sekitar 15%-an),
2. buku belajar grammar bahasa Inggris (kira-kira baru ditulis sekitar 25%-an)
voting dong gaes lebih pingin baca yang mana.
gue sih prefer nulis novel detektif tapi kayaknya kok lebih banyak yang minat sama buku belajar bahasa Inggris.
kak kapan novelnya selesai kak kan banyak yang mau baca :(
JE AH HAHAHAHA
CEK LINE DEH
CEK LINE DEH
kak do you write novels?
i got a novel published yes but it's like my anak haram
i do not want to admit that i've written that shit.
if you ask me this when i'm done writing my detective novel, then yes, i do write novels.
i do not want to admit that i've written that shit.
if you ask me this when i'm done writing my detective novel, then yes, i do write novels.
kak cara move on gmna sih
repeat this with me:
ONLY
A
FOOL
TRIPS
OVER
WHAT'S
BEHIND
THEM.
repeat it again.
and again.
and again.
and when you think you're done repeating,
repeat it once more.
and then go cry anyway realizing that your measly life only revolves around cinta-cinta menye-menyean.
ONLY
A
FOOL
TRIPS
OVER
WHAT'S
BEHIND
THEM.
repeat it again.
and again.
and again.
and when you think you're done repeating,
repeat it once more.
and then go cry anyway realizing that your measly life only revolves around cinta-cinta menye-menyean.
instagramnya kece! ak membacanya penuh antusias.. such a good writer ;)
ehe
ehehe
ehehe
hi kak.. can you please check my poem out? thank you :D http://ask.fm/liaancilla/answer/126686741706/photo/original
There seems to be several grammatical errors, but I like it.
I personally think it is much much better than your previous fiction piece.
Keep it up!
I personally think it is much much better than your previous fiction piece.
Keep it up!
Do you dig chatime? Because i got like 1500-ish telkomsel points yang bisa ditukar buat beli chatime banyak banyak:")
unless you're willing to go on a binge bubbletea date with me, do not ask if i dig chatime.
nanti gue ambyar
nanti gue ambyar
Andaikan seluruh pegguna ask.fm yg kakak ketahui itu adalah karakter Disney. Apa yang akan mereka perankan? Contoh : Kak Dori as Dory (Finding Nemo) thank before! have a great day^-^
i can only picture @einedame as Maleficent
Dear my future son(s)/daughter(s)....
please don't be stupid
kalo bego nanti darah lo gue persembahkan ke baphomet so that my next kid will be smarter
haha jk
i don't want kids.
kalo bego nanti darah lo gue persembahkan ke baphomet so that my next kid will be smarter
haha jk
i don't want kids.
Do you want to i don't know go out and drink bubble tea since you haven't had it for a while? My treat.
is this a secret program trying to keep me fat
Ka Kent, what accent do you use when you're speaking english?
As much as I'd like to be able to speak British English, my English sounds completely American.
P.S. even my written English is 99% American.
P.S. even my written English is 99% American.
kak kent please kasih aku rekomendasi tempat buat nulis yang asik di daerah jakarta barat sekitarnya, aku gadapet feel nih daritd dikamar
Since I used to live in Taman Anggrek, I wrote around 20-30% of my first novel in Taman Anggrek's Calais. I could have written it at home, but I guess the fact that I spent money on bubble tea forced me to write otherwise I'd be wasting money.
Other than Calais, you can try Kungfu Tea (the one in front of SMUKI?). They have snack and bubble tea (SAY YES TO BUBBLE TEA) and the place is comfy. (If you need a quiet place, just go to the second floor.)
But since I now live in Puri and there's no good coffee/tea shop around, I just write in my own room, accompanied with mineral water. (I miss bubble tea.)
Other than Calais, you can try Kungfu Tea (the one in front of SMUKI?). They have snack and bubble tea (SAY YES TO BUBBLE TEA) and the place is comfy. (If you need a quiet place, just go to the second floor.)
But since I now live in Puri and there's no good coffee/tea shop around, I just write in my own room, accompanied with mineral water. (I miss bubble tea.)
Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you. Have you experienced it? What kind of choice is that?
yes.
i make choices in life: kemarin makan pedes-pedes
choices make me: tadi pagi pantat nempel sama toilet.
i make choices in life: kemarin makan pedes-pedes
choices make me: tadi pagi pantat nempel sama toilet.
Do you identify yourself as an introvert or an extrovert?
It highly depends.
At times I'd drive an hour just to meet up with my friends and laugh until my throat sores,
other times I would fake illness just to get out of a dinner appointment because I feel like cuddling with my book and blanket.
Sometimes it gets to the point that people think I'm anti-social.
Nope, nope, nope. I'm just selectively social.
If I seem anti-social to you, chances are I find you utterly dull.
At times I'd drive an hour just to meet up with my friends and laugh until my throat sores,
other times I would fake illness just to get out of a dinner appointment because I feel like cuddling with my book and blanket.
Sometimes it gets to the point that people think I'm anti-social.
Nope, nope, nope. I'm just selectively social.
If I seem anti-social to you, chances are I find you utterly dull.
#AssumptionGame kak kent gemukan
...........................
ting tong.
ting tong.
Assumption: princess, ya?
BANGSAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
GUE JUGA RELA TIDUR DI LANTAI BARENG LO SAMA EJA KOK DEZ
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
TET TOT
GUE JUGA RELA TIDUR DI LANTAI BARENG LO SAMA EJA KOK DEZ
kent jomblo
ler u gad
#assumptiongame Kent is way much cuter irl~
loh kan kita udah ketemuan Jeesh
nggak perlu asumsi-asumsi lagi kan :3
Udahan ya main assumption game-nya. Letih juga. Thank you for assuming stuff about me, it was fun!
nggak perlu asumsi-asumsi lagi kan :3
Udahan ya main assumption game-nya. Letih juga. Thank you for assuming stuff about me, it was fun!
#assumption kalo deketin cewe ga agresif
It really depends on your definition of aggressive.
I'm not gonna beat around the bush.
You will know if I like you,
And you will see yourself immortalized in my writing.
So... ting tong?
I'm not gonna beat around the bush.
You will know if I like you,
And you will see yourself immortalized in my writing.
So... ting tong?
You're kinda perfectionist tapi kalo udah sayang sama orang jadi banyak 'yaudah gapapa deh' #assumptiongame
Iya gue benernya gampang suka orang kok, Well.
Ciyus tanpa dusta.
Ting tong.
Ciyus tanpa dusta.
Ting tong.
Assumption: you're a heavy sleeper.
TING TONG
BULAN LALU ADA TUKANG MOTONG KERAMIK SELAMA SATU JAM DI KAMAR MANDI GUE
MOTONG KERAMIK LHO
YANG BUNYINYA GREERRRENENENGNGEGGNETUIEHRUIAHWIBFAHJFBGYHAUWREAWGNREENGGG
TAPI GUE NGGAK BANGUN-BANGUN HAHAHAHAHAHA
BULAN LALU ADA TUKANG MOTONG KERAMIK SELAMA SATU JAM DI KAMAR MANDI GUE
MOTONG KERAMIK LHO
YANG BUNYINYA GREERRRENENENGNGEGGNETUIEHRUIAHWIBFAHJFBGYHAUWREAWGNREENGGG
TAPI GUE NGGAK BANGUN-BANGUN HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kent kalau menulis FF sering membayangkan wanita yang berbeda (?)
Semua karakter yang ada di FF gue beda-beda kok Mas Adi (?)
Jadi ya, ting tong.
Jadi ya, ting tong.
Assumption: You're going to be mad whenever you found your ff has got typo (even it's just one word).
jangankan typo, ada double space aja bisa bener-bener kesel.
ting tong.
ting tong.
You like it when girls tie their hair into ponytails . T/F ?
ini niat banget lho tanya terus deactivate account...
all the ting tongs in the world would not do this question justice.
all the ting tongs in the world would not do this question justice.
HAHAHAHA ASLI SINCE YOU'RE AN ENFP I KINDA GUESSED... would it be weirder if I assumed you're a first decan (akhir Nov-awal Des)?
......................................................................
my birthday is November 30.
YOU HAVE SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL YA
STAY AWAY FROM ME KEV
my birthday is November 30.
YOU HAVE SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL YA
STAY AWAY FROM ME KEV
#AssumptionGame kak kent orangnya kl irl kayaknya lebih takut nyakitin orang jd bisanya senyum trs disimpen aja komentar-komentarnya di dlm hati:)Hehehehehe
TING TONG
whenever you say something stupid I just nod and smile as I mutter to myself, "wow this guy is stupid."
IM SUNSHINE AND RAINBOW IN REAL LIFE
whenever you say something stupid I just nod and smile as I mutter to myself, "wow this guy is stupid."
IM SUNSHINE AND RAINBOW IN REAL LIFE
kak Kent are you a Sagittarius? #ZodiacAssumption
HAH KOK TAU
TING TONG BTW
TING TONG BTW
Kent sesungguhnya seorang yang perasa.
TING TONG
TING
TO THE FUCKING
TONG
T
I
N
G
T
O
N
G
TING
TO THE FUCKING
TONG
T
I
N
G
T
O
N
G
Banyak orang yang terintimidasi dengan cara berpikir kamu sehingga mereka takut untuk mendekati kamu.
i never knew why but apparently i got several questions saying that they're intimidated by my thoughts.
so... ting tong?
so... ting tong?
Assumption: your first name isn't really Kent, if it is, prove me wrong
t-tet tot...?
dari mana bisa dapet asumsi begini coba...
dari mana bisa dapet asumsi begini coba...
Your crush is a chinese too? T/F?
Tet tot.
I do not have a crush, the closest person I have to a crush is half-Sundanese/half-Minang.
I do not have a crush, the closest person I have to a crush is half-Sundanese/half-Minang.
#assumptiongame kak kent tuh aslinya lebih kece berbahasa inggris dari di ask.fm
Tet tot!
I told you guys I stutter IRL. But nowadays it's okay sih, I used to stutter even more.
But my written English is considerably better than my spoken English.
Kalo ngomong Inggris kadang tumpah-tumpah logat jowoku.
I told you guys I stutter IRL. But nowadays it's okay sih, I used to stutter even more.
But my written English is considerably better than my spoken English.
Kalo ngomong Inggris kadang tumpah-tumpah logat jowoku.
#AssumptionGame orangnya deket sama siapa aja asal nyambung.
Ini bener buat semua orang bukan sih.
This is a Barnum statement.
This is a Barnum statement.
you are single... #assumptiongame
T-ting tong...
Kent orangnya gampang ilfil bener nggak #AssumptionGame
Ting tong!
Tapi sebenernya gue gampang suka sama orang loh Je kalo ketemu.
Gue gampang ilfil tuh kalo di chat aja, misalnya cara penulisan salah-salah gitu bisa ilfil, tapi kalo ketemu face-to-face biasanya gue baper banget.
Tapi sebenernya gue gampang suka sama orang loh Je kalo ketemu.
Gue gampang ilfil tuh kalo di chat aja, misalnya cara penulisan salah-salah gitu bisa ilfil, tapi kalo ketemu face-to-face biasanya gue baper banget.
assumption: you live in jakarta. T/F? hehe
ting tong!
As to not make this game boring, i'll pepper you guys with several other facts about me related to the assumption.
I spent the first 17 years of my life in Surabaya and then went to USA for undergraduate.
I am now living in Jakarta, and will stay here indefinitely for now.
As to not make this game boring, i'll pepper you guys with several other facts about me related to the assumption.
I spent the first 17 years of my life in Surabaya and then went to USA for undergraduate.
I am now living in Jakarta, and will stay here indefinitely for now.
kakkk hari ini omegle lagi dongg:)
because I'm a pathetic person who falls into peer-pressure, sure let's play this.
Kak Kent, try this. http://www.playbuzz.com/naijcom10/how-dateable-are-you-actually
bgzt
what do u think about that http://www.tempo.co/read/news/2015/03/17/078650564/MUI-Keluarkan-Fatwa-Hukum-Mati-Kaum-Homoseksual ?
Kak, saya berusaha nonton Hannibal Season 1 Episode 1-3 sudah pening. Apa iya saya harus tambah kapasitas otak buat mengimbangi ceritanya?
benar dik beth.
memang Hannibal conversation-nya super berat
kalo nonton tv series laen biasanya aku selow, sambil ngobrol-ngobrol sama orang lain juga gapapa.
kalo hannibal harus konsentrasi penuh.
memang Hannibal conversation-nya super berat
kalo nonton tv series laen biasanya aku selow, sambil ngobrol-ngobrol sama orang lain juga gapapa.
kalo hannibal harus konsentrasi penuh.
How do you feel about the ending of season 2 kak? Where Hannibal basically butchered all the characters :')
trust me you don't want to get me started on talking about hannibal here.
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Syap syap Hannibal Season 3, Kak...
IYA ANZI IM SO EXCITED ASDFGHJKL
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What's your favorite TV show? (No, please don't include sinetron and such)
Hannibal.
Seriously, the scriptwriters deserve all the hugs in this world.
Seriously, the scriptwriters deserve all the hugs in this world.
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