Kamu kesel karna jomblo atau karna ditanya2 soal pacar,kent?
There are a lot of things that perturb me, being independent is not one of them.
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kak kent kak kent kak kent kak kent kak kent kenapa gnteng banget :(( *tapi kok ga punya pacar?
Because there is so much more to life than simply cari pacar.
So many books to read,
so many stories to write.
So much money to be had,
so many opportunities to be grabbed.
A life revolving solely around romance is a sad life to live.
(sekali-sekali jawab serius, kesel diginiin mulu)
So many books to read,
so many stories to write.
So much money to be had,
so many opportunities to be grabbed.
A life revolving solely around romance is a sad life to live.
(sekali-sekali jawab serius, kesel diginiin mulu)
Please describe the red colour without using the word "red" :) have a nice day!
I had already read this on Tumblr before and I am thoroughly convinced I can't do a better job of describing the color red than he did.
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hey kent i was just wondering if you would actually date a fan (not that this is important)
while the idea of dating something that perpetually blows me sounds nice,
no thank you i prefer dating a girl.
no thank you i prefer dating a girl.
Kak tips supaya ga males belajar dong
belajar yang rajin dek biar jadi orang yang berguna, bukan jadi orang ketiga.
Kent, how did you manage to keep on writing back when you haven't had as many readers as you do now?
Here's a tip: if you write just for the sake of getting people to read it, don't. You will never get enough people to read it.
Write because there is a story inside you that you need to get out.
Write because there is a story inside you that you need to get out.
kk tampan, pintar berbahasa inggris juga bijak, kk pun kaya. but i'm really2 sad cause u don't believe in god :) bisa bisanya y kk bilang tuhan itu gada with all of your shit bukti bukti yg gk jelas itu. jika keputusan kk ttp mengatakan tuhan gk ada, bisa jelaskn drmn kita dan dunia ini berasal? gbu
I NEVER denied the existence of god. I am choosing to be abstain because frankly the existence or inexistence of god would NOT, in any way, affect my way of living.
If god exists, I would still do good.
If god doesn't exist, that wouldn't make me go around killing people or stealing from them.
I repeat: the existence or inexistence of god would not in any way affect the way I live.
Why are you so obsessed to prove that your God exists? Will you live your life differently if He doesn't exist?
"bisa jelaskan dari mana kita dan dunia ini berasal?"
Yes.
We evolved from single-celled organisms,
and our Universe comes from the Big Bang.
Nggak ngerti kan? Makanya belajar. Jangan cuma ceramahin orang di ask.fm.
Goblok jangan dipelihara.
If god exists, I would still do good.
If god doesn't exist, that wouldn't make me go around killing people or stealing from them.
I repeat: the existence or inexistence of god would not in any way affect the way I live.
Why are you so obsessed to prove that your God exists? Will you live your life differently if He doesn't exist?
"bisa jelaskan dari mana kita dan dunia ini berasal?"
Yes.
We evolved from single-celled organisms,
and our Universe comes from the Big Bang.
Nggak ngerti kan? Makanya belajar. Jangan cuma ceramahin orang di ask.fm.
Goblok jangan dipelihara.
Kak bisa kasih 1 bukti gak kalo Tuhan itu gak ada?
Hi Kent, tomorrow is your Flash Fiction Friday. Soooo I just want to remind if you still have interest to make FF from my fave songs perhaps hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Hi everyone!
It's Friday and Friday means #flashfictionfriday!
So Angelita asked me last week to write a flash fiction based on her favorite song.
This 100-word story is /loosely/ based on a Linkin Park's song. Can you guys guess what is it?
Also, follow my IG @nyankent to read more of my flash fictions!
#shamelesspromotion #sorry
It's Friday and Friday means #flashfictionfriday!
So Angelita asked me last week to write a flash fiction based on her favorite song.
This 100-word story is /loosely/ based on a Linkin Park's song. Can you guys guess what is it?
Also, follow my IG @nyankent to read more of my flash fictions!
#shamelesspromotion #sorry
My teacher who once lived in America said that grammar isn't too important. Do you agree?
No.
Grammar penting untuk filter calon gebetan.
Grammar penting untuk filter calon gebetan.
dear kent, can you describe maldi's boobs using a poem? that would be great, thank you!
Even with my impeccable diction, this feat has proven to be highly difficult.
With that in mind, I'm outsourcing this task to @to_rant.
With that in mind, I'm outsourcing this task to @to_rant.
ternyata tiap orang punya momen termalas yang "ya ampun, males banget sih padahal gitu doang" tapi kalau udah mager ya mau gimana lagi hahaaha.
this guy brings "mager" to the next level.
What do you do when the remote is too far?
So this one time I was sitting so pewe-ly, watching TV
when suddenly some stupid Kardasheean (bukan nama sebenarnya, red) series showed up.
It was obvious that the next action I took was search my immediate vicinity for a TV remote, only to realize that it was a few meters away.
Keep in mind that I was already sitting pewe-ly, so I REFUSED to get off my ass.
I used my visual acuity to see that the TV was Samsung's.
Upon realizing that my cellphone was in my hand, my brilliant mind churned out an amazing idea: WHY GET OFF MY ASS WHEN I CAN DOWNLOAD A TV REMOTE APPLICATION FOR MY PHONE
So I went to Google Playstore to download "Smart TV Remote" application,
after fiddling around with it for 15 minutes (all the while the Kardasheean series was still blaring in the background), my phone was now a fully functioning Samsung TV remote.
Proud with my brilliant mind, I quickly pressed the "switch channel" button,
only to realize--to my horror--that my TV didn't support Smart TV Remote application.
Defeated, I got off my ass and grabbed the TV remote to manually change the channel.
when suddenly some stupid Kardasheean (bukan nama sebenarnya, red) series showed up.
It was obvious that the next action I took was search my immediate vicinity for a TV remote, only to realize that it was a few meters away.
Keep in mind that I was already sitting pewe-ly, so I REFUSED to get off my ass.
I used my visual acuity to see that the TV was Samsung's.
Upon realizing that my cellphone was in my hand, my brilliant mind churned out an amazing idea: WHY GET OFF MY ASS WHEN I CAN DOWNLOAD A TV REMOTE APPLICATION FOR MY PHONE
So I went to Google Playstore to download "Smart TV Remote" application,
after fiddling around with it for 15 minutes (all the while the Kardasheean series was still blaring in the background), my phone was now a fully functioning Samsung TV remote.
Proud with my brilliant mind, I quickly pressed the "switch channel" button,
only to realize--to my horror--that my TV didn't support Smart TV Remote application.
Defeated, I got off my ass and grabbed the TV remote to manually change the channel.
what's your favorite nasi goreng?
yang pedes
agak asin
lauknya banyak
tambah es teh manis satu
ga pake lama ya mb, udah laper.
(lalu digampar Niza)
agak asin
lauknya banyak
tambah es teh manis satu
ga pake lama ya mb, udah laper.
(lalu digampar Niza)
Pernah broken heart parah? Gimana cara move on versi seorang Kent?
> Karaoke lagu-lagu galau
> Makan
> Nulis stupid sappy shit (contoh: http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/120231905416 )
> Makan
> Liat keluar jendela dengan mata berkaca-kaca
> Yang paling penting, ketika kamu sayang seseorang, kamu mengabaikan semua hal yang menunjukkan bahwa hubungan kalian tidak akan berhasil. Ketika kamu berusaha move on, fokuskan perhatianmu pada hal-hal ini, paksa otakmu berpikir bahwa hubungan kalian nggak akan bisa berhasil, misalnya: "omg dia gak suka IU," atau, "omg dia suka ngelipet buku." Works like a charm for me.
> Makan
> Nulis stupid sappy shit (contoh: http://ask.fm/nyankent/answer/120231905416 )
> Makan
> Liat keluar jendela dengan mata berkaca-kaca
> Yang paling penting, ketika kamu sayang seseorang, kamu mengabaikan semua hal yang menunjukkan bahwa hubungan kalian tidak akan berhasil. Ketika kamu berusaha move on, fokuskan perhatianmu pada hal-hal ini, paksa otakmu berpikir bahwa hubungan kalian nggak akan bisa berhasil, misalnya: "omg dia gak suka IU," atau, "omg dia suka ngelipet buku." Works like a charm for me.
saran dong buat yg masih bingung nyari kuliah
Whenever I am on a crossroad, I just imagine my ideal life when I'm 40 years old.
What will I do when I wake up?
Will I make coffee? Check e-mail?
Do I rush myself to go to office? Do I work from home? Or do I monitor my work from overseas?
What kind of work will I do, selling products or services?
I try to imagine how my ideal life would look like, as vivid as possible.
Then I will trace backward to my current situation
and choose the path that will make me closer to my imagined ideal life.
Hope this helps!
What will I do when I wake up?
Will I make coffee? Check e-mail?
Do I rush myself to go to office? Do I work from home? Or do I monitor my work from overseas?
What kind of work will I do, selling products or services?
I try to imagine how my ideal life would look like, as vivid as possible.
Then I will trace backward to my current situation
and choose the path that will make me closer to my imagined ideal life.
Hope this helps!
mb/mz bisa bantu jawab gak. adek saya nanya gini "kenapa yaa negara di timur tengah terus berperang, padahal negaranya mayoritas penduduknya agamis, dan agama dibanggakan itu katanya membawa kedamaian. sedangkan negara atheis terbanyak seperti finlandia malah terlihat lebih damai" bantuannya mb/mz
You know you live in a sad sad world when more people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.
You can read more about Charlie Hebdo from Maldi's answer http://ask.fm/einedame/answer/122444322131
(translation: This is not a religion)
You can read more about Charlie Hebdo from Maldi's answer http://ask.fm/einedame/answer/122444322131
(translation: This is not a religion)
KENT LO SUKA IU JUGAAAAAA BARU TAU KPOPERS
excuse me
who the hell doesnt like IU
it is scientifically proven that you CANNOT dislike IU.
any question like "oh but i dont like IU" will be blocked and reported.
haha jk im not that childish
but seriously if you dont like IU we can't be friends
who the hell doesnt like IU
it is scientifically proven that you CANNOT dislike IU.
any question like "oh but i dont like IU" will be blocked and reported.
haha jk im not that childish
but seriously if you dont like IU we can't be friends
have you read the horror comic that moves when you are scrolling down ? *its a lot scarier when we dont know it can moves*
isnt it the korean horror comic yang kalo dibaca tiba-tiba auto scroll down and there are like screechy sounds that will haunt you for lyf.
if there is any of you guys yang urat takutnya udah putus, monggo dibaca: http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
cita-cita gue tuh nabung sampe tajir terus pergi ke korea buat ketemu yang ngarang ini komik
terus siramin air zam-zam ke muka doi.
if there is any of you guys yang urat takutnya udah putus, monggo dibaca: http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
cita-cita gue tuh nabung sampe tajir terus pergi ke korea buat ketemu yang ngarang ini komik
terus siramin air zam-zam ke muka doi.
Hi! Out of curiosity, what are you major turn-ons? (If you dislike this question, just ignore it)
1. Ponytail
2. Sharp eyes
3. Thoughtful late night conversations
4. Ponytail
5. HAVE I MENTIONED PONYTAIL
2. Sharp eyes
3. Thoughtful late night conversations
4. Ponytail
5. HAVE I MENTIONED PONYTAIL
Hi guys, do you by any chance like horror manga/comic? If yes, what is it? And please post the scariest chapter, according to you. have a pleasant evening :)
It's hands-down Junji Ito's Spiral.
And to me, the scariest is chapter 10, where all the mothers in the hospital kerasukan roh nyamuk or some shit and they start killing people to suck their blood.
WOW.
ABIS BACA KOMIK INI GUE MANDI NGGAK BERANI TUTUP MATA
KERAMAS SAMBIL NAHAN PERIH.
And to me, the scariest is chapter 10, where all the mothers in the hospital kerasukan roh nyamuk or some shit and they start killing people to suck their blood.
WOW.
ABIS BACA KOMIK INI GUE MANDI NGGAK BERANI TUTUP MATA
KERAMAS SAMBIL NAHAN PERIH.
how to win your heart?
Someone made a picture of my quote on Twitter!
hi kent, les english yg bgs di sby apa ya? thanks
daripada les Inggris mahal-mahal mending belajar dari subtitle bokep.
Ka pap tentang yang baper dong wkwk
pap tweet biar kekinian.
Kent could you please tell me how to get at least 6 for ielts?
have you tried this thing called studying
hi, kent! i ain't an expert on literature, but i've noticed that authors actually have their own signature writing style. and i think it takes time to figure out one? hence, if you got some, do you mind sharing with us about authors whose style you admire? and what kind of writing style do you own?
I found myself turning to YA books, such as to Suzanne Collins for physical description, to John Green for emotional description, to Gillian Flynn for plot/character setup, and to cracked.com for sarcasm/dry humor.
Oh and about my writing style, idk. I think it's safe to say that my writing style is an amalgam of those authors'.
If you have read my flash fiction or my blog, what do you guys think my writing style is?
Oh and about my writing style, idk. I think it's safe to say that my writing style is an amalgam of those authors'.
If you have read my flash fiction or my blog, what do you guys think my writing style is?
Hai kak kent Aku masih maba, dan ip ku di semester satu ini cuma kisaran 2,5, aku ngerasa down banget What should i do? Thanks
Option A
1. Study hard
2. No, harder
3. Build a time machine
4. Go back to mid 2014
5. Get a better GPA
6. If you managed to build a time machine and fix your GPA, send me another question tomorrow (8/1/2015) at exactly 12 PM to tell me that time travel is indeed possible.
7. Profit.
Option B
If altering the past is too hard for you, you can always cry about your 2.5 GPA and feel like shit while simultaneously doing nothing to improve yourself.
Option C
Make your 2.5 GPA a whip for you to study harder so you can get a better GPA in your second semester. Personally I would go with this option.
1. Study hard
2. No, harder
3. Build a time machine
4. Go back to mid 2014
5. Get a better GPA
6. If you managed to build a time machine and fix your GPA, send me another question tomorrow (8/1/2015) at exactly 12 PM to tell me that time travel is indeed possible.
7. Profit.
Option B
If altering the past is too hard for you, you can always cry about your 2.5 GPA and feel like shit while simultaneously doing nothing to improve yourself.
Option C
Make your 2.5 GPA a whip for you to study harder so you can get a better GPA in your second semester. Personally I would go with this option.
Ta... tante.. *salim*
JANIT KOK PLINPLAN
KATANYA MAU COWOK BATAK
AKU KAN JOWO SAK JOWO-JOWOE
KATANYA MAU COWOK BATAK
AKU KAN JOWO SAK JOWO-JOWOE
What would your mother say to you right now?
ini mama kapan dapet menantu?
Ko Kent, kenapa ada CAT scan, PET scan, tapi nggak ada DOG scan? Sudah google nggak ada.
Because dogs don't scan.
Yang bener: kugenggam, dipertanggungjawabkan, bertanggung jawab, apapun, walaupun Bener kaga? . . . . . Yang bener anon lo td emang bego. Fix.
Jawabannya:
1. Kugenggam
It's either "aku genggam" atau "kugenggam."
2. Dipertanggungjawabkan
Kalo ada prefix dan suffix, kata dasar yang aslinya dua kata didempet menjadi satu kata. (Thanks to @katharania for teaching me this a few days ago)
3. Bertanggung jawab
Kalo cuma ada satu prefix atau satu suffix, kata dasar yang aslinya dua kata tetap menjadi dua kata.
4. Apa pun
Partikel "pun" hanya digabung jika kata hasil gabungannya bermakna pertentangan. Contoh: walaupun, meskipun, biarpun.
5. Walaupun
Self-explanatory.
1. Kugenggam
It's either "aku genggam" atau "kugenggam."
2. Dipertanggungjawabkan
Kalo ada prefix dan suffix, kata dasar yang aslinya dua kata didempet menjadi satu kata. (Thanks to @katharania for teaching me this a few days ago)
3. Bertanggung jawab
Kalo cuma ada satu prefix atau satu suffix, kata dasar yang aslinya dua kata tetap menjadi dua kata.
4. Apa pun
Partikel "pun" hanya digabung jika kata hasil gabungannya bermakna pertentangan. Contoh: walaupun, meskipun, biarpun.
5. Walaupun
Self-explanatory.
bangsat... lu orang mana? orang inggris apa indonesia? pencitraan lu tai
Manakah yang benar?
1. "Ku genggam" atau "kugenggam"?
2. "Dipertanggung-jawabkan", "dipertanggungjawabkan", atau "dipertanggung jawabkan"?
3. "Bertanggung-jawab", "bertanggungjawab", atau "bertanggung jawab"?
4. "Apapun" atau "apa pun"?
5. "Walaupun" atau "walau pun"?
Told you Indonesian prefixes/suffixes are hard. Pencitraan matamu cok.
1. "Ku genggam" atau "kugenggam"?
2. "Dipertanggung-jawabkan", "dipertanggungjawabkan", atau "dipertanggung jawabkan"?
3. "Bertanggung-jawab", "bertanggungjawab", atau "bertanggung jawab"?
4. "Apapun" atau "apa pun"?
5. "Walaupun" atau "walau pun"?
Told you Indonesian prefixes/suffixes are hard. Pencitraan matamu cok.
bagaimana caranya seseorang bisa bersikap sarkastik kpd org yg blm / baru dikenal?
Aku maunya kuchu-kuchu mz Kent ;)
if you smell nice and are cute, i would happily be kuchu-kuchued by you.
can someone call anies baswedan and tell him to put kuchu-kuchu in kbbi please.
can someone call anies baswedan and tell him to put kuchu-kuchu in kbbi please.
Favorite dog and cat breed?
idk about dogs but do you guys know there is a cat breed called munchkin that has a long neck and short limbs.
if this doesn't make you want to kuchu-kuchu them, i'm convinced that you are an alien in disguise.
if this doesn't make you want to kuchu-kuchu them, i'm convinced that you are an alien in disguise.
halo Kak Kent, selamat malam! Secara pribadi, Kak Kent lebih suka nulis cerita dalam Bahasa Indonesia atau Bahasa Inggris dan kenapa? Terimakasih!
English because there are adverbs and you can pretty much turn any noun into adjective and vice-versa.
E.g. "apocalypse" -> "apocalyptic"
Indonesian grammar and prefixes/suffixes are hard as fuck.
E.g. "apocalypse" -> "apocalyptic"
Indonesian grammar and prefixes/suffixes are hard as fuck.
"Shota banget wajahnya" means you have a baby face, Kent. Chill. By the way, you should take me to ayam Richeese, is it really that bad?
is that a compliment because i don't feel complimented at all.
about richeese, the spiciness fluctuates. i ate there twice in surabaya. the first time, i ate spicy level four and only cried for 10 minutes. the second time, i ate spicy level three and i can probably invite lucifer to stay in my mouth for half an hour.
about richeese, the spiciness fluctuates. i ate there twice in surabaya. the first time, i ate spicy level four and only cried for 10 minutes. the second time, i ate spicy level three and i can probably invite lucifer to stay in my mouth for half an hour.
Kak Kent, do you have any kind of achievement? Actually i need to make a biography about someone i admire, and you're that someone. Also, what do you think of yourself? Like what so special about yourself in your point of view. Thank you! Have a good night.
My greatest achievement in life: I once ate ayam Richeese yang pedesnya level empat and only cried for 10 minutes.
Million dollar tip: write about someone who is actually not a lazy piece of shit.
Million dollar tip: write about someone who is actually not a lazy piece of shit.
Kak Kent shota banget ya wajahnya...
WAT.
kak kent kenapa book di baca buk sedangkan door di baca dor padahal mereka sama2 double 'O'. why?
quote?
For the stalker inside us,
continue these senteces, kent :) "the gloomy weather strikes her mind, forcing her to recall those pleasant memories.. it's comforting and painful at the same time, like walking through rubbles."
"It's comforting and painful at the same time, like walking through rubble."
I'm not an expert on this, but I'm pretty sure walking through rubble is NOT comforting.
I'm not an expert on this, but I'm pretty sure walking through rubble is NOT comforting.
Hi... Siapa 10 penjahat fiksi (entah di buku, serial, film, dll.) yang paling berhasil membuatmu gregetan dengan aksinya? & apa tindak kejahatan terbesar dari masing-masing mereka? Xie xie...
Mas Jawara kok nggak mengakhiri pertanyaan pake "Semoga harimu menyenangkan"?
Rasanya bagai sayur tanpa garam.
Rasanya bagai sayur tanpa garam.
kak, ignya kenapa di private? I want to read your flash fiction, but I don't have ig account and browsing via web :(
Tuh udah di-unlock.
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(Inspired by @Rebachii) What is your favorite dinosaur, and why? Kindly PAP of it too, please.
Maldisaurus,
or more commonly known as,
or more commonly known as,
what kind of famous last words do you know? thank you for the answer. :)
"Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." - John Sedgwick to his armies during the Civil War, right before a sharpshooter 900 meters away shot him on his head.
kak, i have a question for you, i found this at wattpad a while ago,so, If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate,would you want to know?
No, because knowing when I exactly meet my soulmate (if there was one) wouldn't give me any benefit.
If I could know the exact moment I die, I would definitely want to know, though. Since conversely, I wouldn't die before I reach that point in my life, which means I can do pretty much anything I want before that point in time and not die.
If I could know the exact moment I die, I would definitely want to know, though. Since conversely, I wouldn't die before I reach that point in my life, which means I can do pretty much anything I want before that point in time and not die.
Kak Kent lipglossnya bagus. :'
I had just eaten indomi right before I took that selfie
thank you for reminding me how sad my life is, ono.
thank you for reminding me how sad my life is, ono.
YES, THOU SHALT START WRITING ON WATTPAD!
I will probably make Wattpad as a collection of my flash fictions, just like my IG. If I have time, I prefer continuing my novel than writing new stuff on Wattpad.
Meanwhile you will have to make do with a 100-word story.
Someone told me I was only able to write dark shit. Hopefully I proved them wrong with this.
Meanwhile you will have to make do with a 100-word story.
Someone told me I was only able to write dark shit. Hopefully I proved them wrong with this.
Without being racist, what is your favourite race?
None.
I hate all race equally.
Apalagi yang maraton 5k.
Beh.
I hate all race equally.
Apalagi yang maraton 5k.
Beh.
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