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prefer romantic or humoris?

AgniaKusuma’s Profile PhotoAgnia Kusumaningtyas✨
Why not both?

Beberapa minggu lalu, gue jemput @jeaniceang di rumahnya. Pas dia naik ke mobil, gue sadar kalo dia pake dua karet gelang di pergelangan tangannya. (Dia nggak pernah pake karet gelang sebelumnya; makanya gue sadar.)

Pas udah sampe ke mall, dia tiba-tiba ngelepasin karetnya terus dipakein dua-duanya ke tangan gue sambil ngomong, "Nih. Karena lo spesial."

Gue bingung dong. Dalam hati gue bahkan udah teriak INI APA SIH??? LO KENAPA JE???

Sebelum gue bisa menyuarakan kebingungan gue, dia lanjut ngomong, "Karena yang spesial karetnya dua."

ANJAYYYYY.

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recommend tempat-tempat enak buat nongkrong dijakarta dong kak.

Btw gue diajak @christinarusli dateng ke acara ini nih. Kayaknya gue dateng. Ada yang tertarik dateng juga ngga?

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recommend tempattempat enak buat nongkrong dijakarta dong kak

wdyt, why always history not herstory? why fireman not firewoman? why superman not superwoman? why man always dominated?

The word "history" was originally a Greek word, "historia," meaning narrative/finding out, which was then borrowed into Latin. It DOES NOT come from the word his + story.

Fireman, not firewoman because at the moment I'm typing this, there are 49 men firefighters for every woman firefighter in the world. Does it make sense to assign the job title according to the 2% population?

They have something called Wonderwoman. According to your logic, why is there no Wonderman?
wdyt why always history not herstory why fireman not firewoman why superman not

Kak, memang benar dengan cara kita tidak membeli produk asing, kita dapat membantu rupiah tidak semakin melemah?

siskawdys’s Profile PhotoAiko Varsha
Jadi gini.
Misalnya cuma ada dua mata uang di dunia ini.
Rupiah dan US Dollar.
Terus ada dua jenis barang di Indomesia: barang lokal dan barang import.
Pembelian barang lokal dilakukan dengan menggunakan Rupiah, sedangkan pembelian barang import dilakukan dengan menggunakan US Dollar.

Yang namanya harga itu dikuasai oleh supply dan demand. Kalo demand banyak dan supply konstan, yaudah harga naik.
Kalo demand turun, ya biasanya harga ikutan turun.
Sekarang coba bayangin kalo misalnya semua penduduk Indonesia berhenti beli barang lokal dan hanya membeli barang import.
Demand US Dollar naik dong?
Harga US Dollar naik dong?
Demand Rupiah turun, dan subsequently, harga Rupiah turun.

Jadi, menjawab pertanyaanmu, yes, kalo kita hanya membeli produk lokal, harusnya kita bisa melihat penguatan Rupiah.

Harusnya.

Tapi kan sayangnya nilai tukar mata uang nggak cuma dinilai dari sana. Bisa aja Rupiah melemah karena ya simply Dolar menguat.
Misalnya Amerika mengeluarkan kebijakan baru yang membuat Dolar jadi lebih atraktif di mata investor.
Ya pastinya orang-orang lebih memilih menaruh uangnya dalam Dolar instead of Rupiah.

Nah jadi sebenarnya asumsi kamu nggak salah. Membeli produk lokal memang membantu memperkuat Rupiah.

Karena itulah, gue mau ngingetin bahwa 3 hari lagi, buku @devlinputra yang F.A.K. sudah buka preorder.

Tunggu apa lagi? Kapan lagi bisa memperkuat Rupiah sambil ketawa ngakak? Yuk di-preorder!

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Kak memang benar dengan cara kita tidak membeli produk asing kita dapat membantu

TIPS NEMBAK COWO DONG KAK KENT

Prosedur nembak cowok atau cewek sebenarnya sama aja kan?
1. Dekatkan diri dengan target sampai kalian merasa nyaman berduaan saja di tempat sepi,
2. Puji mata mereka yang begitu bulat dan legam,
3. Minta mereka memejamkan mata,
4. Hapus keringat dengan menyekakan tangan kalian di celana,
5. Ambil pistol dari saku, pastikan sudah terisi,
6. Shoot that motherfucker between the eyes,
7. Voilà.

Hypothetically speaking, the Earth would be hit by an extinction-level asteroid in a month. You're qualified to be evacuated to Earth 2.0 along with other chosen people. Would you flee away and start human civilization from the scratch on Earth 2.0 or simply enjoy the rest of your life on Earth?

I would check back with some people I care about if they were qualified too.
Granted that they were, I would choose flee in a heartbeat.
Too many people took the "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the whole earth" mandate way too seriously.

Kalian tau ga perpustakaan umum, yang nyaman untuk baca kaya gitu ? Gua pernah tau ada perpustakaan untuk umum dijakarta tapi lupa dimananya. Kalo tau, tolong beritahu ya😀 Makasih😃

Eh gue juga mau tau!
Kalo ada yang tau perpustakaan umum/tempat yang pewe buat baca (apalagi kalo daerah Jakarta Barat atau Jakarta Utara), kasih tau dong!

Hi guys, sorry mendadak nanya massal gini setelah lama ngilang. Gue butuh bantuan isi survei dan kalau bisa disebarkan lebih lanjut, soal band Jepang DIR EN GREY yang (mungkin) mau konser di sini. Tolong dibantu ya: https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/W2HJ8ZR. Thanks a bunch!

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Ayo guys bantu macan kesayangan kita semua.

guys, i just lost a few people in these past few days. They were so close tome. So please, please take care of your health. Don't forget to sleep and take some vitamins and your meds. AND IF YOU SMOKE PLEASE TRY TO CUT IT OFF, AND DON'T TAKE IT WITH COFFEE AND FORGET TO EAT. :')

can you please please please tell that to my boss because I've been clocking in 12 hours every day at work.
guys i just lost a few people in these past few days They were so close tome So

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