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typo #writingprompt
Fun story: I once ended an important e-mail to my client using "with retards," instead of "with regards."
Fun typo.
Fun typo.
Twins. #writingprompt
(Not mine, but this story is too good to not be shared.)
My sister says that Mommy killed her; Mommy says that I don't have a sister.
My sister says that Mommy killed her; Mommy says that I don't have a sister.
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Caffeine #writingchallenge
You loved me; I still love you.
I was your caffeine and you're my cocaine.
Btw ini seru juga ya. I'll hit the hay now but do send me more prompts (pake hashtag #writingprompt yak biar gampang nyarinya). I'll try to answer more when I wake up tomorrow.
I was your caffeine and you're my cocaine.
Btw ini seru juga ya. I'll hit the hay now but do send me more prompts (pake hashtag #writingprompt yak biar gampang nyarinya). I'll try to answer more when I wake up tomorrow.
Deleterious.
mor ini artinya apa aja gue nggak ngerti :')
udah google dan nggak ngerti mau bikinnya gimana...
ampuni.
udah google dan nggak ngerti mau bikinnya gimana...
ampuni.
Immensely captivating.
Your boobs.
a cup of coffee that is already cold.
"Ah, uh, your coffee is getting cold, Sir; I'm just trying to warm it up," I said as my boss walked into the room, finding me squatting on his desk, farting into his cup of coffee.
butterfly #writingchallenge
"Hi," she said as she put several strands of her hair behind her right ear. "I'm Alyssa. And you?"
Recalling your own name was supposed to be a simple task--as simple as one two three--but she was pretty and she was gorgeous and she smelled so good and god her teeth were so perfect and her eyes were just the right shape and I forgot what I wanted to say and it took me seconds to recall what my name was and said it to her.
She chuckled, her eyes the shape of crescent moon.
If there was ever a chance to use the phrase "butterflies in my stomach," I'm sure that was the perfect chance to use that phrase, but no. Fuck butterflies, I felt the entire zoo inside my stomach when I saw her.
Recalling your own name was supposed to be a simple task--as simple as one two three--but she was pretty and she was gorgeous and she smelled so good and god her teeth were so perfect and her eyes were just the right shape and I forgot what I wanted to say and it took me seconds to recall what my name was and said it to her.
She chuckled, her eyes the shape of crescent moon.
If there was ever a chance to use the phrase "butterflies in my stomach," I'm sure that was the perfect chance to use that phrase, but no. Fuck butterflies, I felt the entire zoo inside my stomach when I saw her.
imaginary lover
I love him.
I have lost count how many times I have seen him: in the morning, in the afternoon, and right before I sleep--all without feeling anything.
This morning, when I wake up, I pay more attention to his face: his obtuse jawline, his light-gray eyes, and his thick brown hair. It is then that I know for sure that I love him.
I try touching the surface of his face, but I'm faced with coldness.
I throw him a smile, to which he immediately responds with his own smile.
It must be a sin to be born this pretty.
I have lost count how many times I have seen him: in the morning, in the afternoon, and right before I sleep--all without feeling anything.
This morning, when I wake up, I pay more attention to his face: his obtuse jawline, his light-gray eyes, and his thick brown hair. It is then that I know for sure that I love him.
I try touching the surface of his face, but I'm faced with coldness.
I throw him a smile, to which he immediately responds with his own smile.
It must be a sin to be born this pretty.
Petis kadaluarsa
uh. (2)
Ass hair and kitty litter.
uh.
Shadow #writingchallenge
Aku duduk sendiri di dalam kamarku yang diterangi hanya oleh satu bohlam lampu; satu-satunya bayangan tubuhku jatuh di tengah ruangan.
Dengan cincin di ujung jemariku yang kuletakkan di atas papan berhamparkan abjad, aku mulai berbisik, "Jelangkung, Jelangkung, di sini ada pesta, pesta kecil-kecilan, datang tidak diundang, pergi tidak diantar."
Seketika itu juga papanku berguncang keras dan aku menyadari bahwa bayanganku tak lagi sendirian.
Dengan cincin di ujung jemariku yang kuletakkan di atas papan berhamparkan abjad, aku mulai berbisik, "Jelangkung, Jelangkung, di sini ada pesta, pesta kecil-kecilan, datang tidak diundang, pergi tidak diantar."
Seketika itu juga papanku berguncang keras dan aku menyadari bahwa bayanganku tak lagi sendirian.
friendzone😂
"I-I love you," I said to her, trying my best to hide the nervousness inside my voice.
"But," she said nonchalantly with her big brown eyes staring deep into my eyes, "we are friends."
"But," she said nonchalantly with her big brown eyes staring deep into my eyes, "we are friends."
MissGrandIndonesia
Who paid you to hurt me, Joey :((((
"First Uzumaki Naruto, then Uchiha Sasukent, and now Kentniss Everdeen. My life is perfect," I thought to myself as I lifted my dress up, listening to the clack-clack sound of my stilettos hitting the cold floor of Grand Indonesia.
"First Uzumaki Naruto, then Uchiha Sasukent, and now Kentniss Everdeen. My life is perfect," I thought to myself as I lifted my dress up, listening to the clack-clack sound of my stilettos hitting the cold floor of Grand Indonesia.
Kak, if you are not busy, would you like to open a game? We (the anons) challenge you to write something with requested theme.
Hehe this sounds fun! Sure, give me a word or a phrase or a theme and I'll try my best to craft a story revolving what you give me.
Go! (Turning the anon off biar nggak disangka ask sendiri.)
Go! (Turning the anon off biar nggak disangka ask sendiri.)
You've been told that you're attractive, that people love you, numerous times. Does it get less special?
It does.
I still don't think I'm attractive, but it does get less special.
Love, like sorry, means less the more you say it.
I still don't think I'm attractive, but it does get less special.
Love, like sorry, means less the more you say it.
why don't you choose to be a gay or bi ? many of men out there are waiting you hahaha, i guess. sorry for asking this stupid question.
sexual orientation is not a conscious choice.
CONGRATZ KENT BAKAL JD MISS GRAND INDONESIA HUEHUEHUE
NGGAKKKKKK
I REFUSE
Harusnya kan Joey yang kalah secara dia turunnya secara persenan paling dikit :(((((((((((
(kekeuh nggak mau didandanin)
I REFUSE
Harusnya kan Joey yang kalah secara dia turunnya secara persenan paling dikit :(((((((((((
(kekeuh nggak mau didandanin)
Ko, you're so picky on finding a girlfriend, do you have a fetish? except for your fascination towards brains, of course.
My ultimate aphrodisiacs are fair-skinned girls with sharp eyes and ponytail.
Ko, jawab in dong http://www.therakyatpost.com/world/2015/04/13/even-adults-are-stumped-by-primary-5-maths-question/
Logic question, yasss!
Okay so here goes.
Albert only knows Cheryl's birth month, while Bernard only knows Cherly's birth date.
1st clue: Albert doesn't know when is Cheryl's birthday, but he is sure that Bernard doesn't, either.
2nd clue: Bernard initially didn't know, but after hearing 1st clue, now he knows.
3rd clue: Albert knows too after hearing 2nd clue.
We have 10 possible dates:
(May) 15, 16, 19
(June) 17, 18
(July) 14, 16
(August) 14, 15, 17
You'll realize that there are dates in May and June that DO NOT appear in July and August (namely 19 May and 18 June). The first clue implies that Bernard DEFINITELY doesn't know the answer, so we can eliminate May and June (karena kalo Albert dikasih tau Cheryl bahwa bulannya itu May/June, Albert nggak akan YAKIN bahwa Bernard nggak tau).
That leaves us with (July) 14, 16 and (August) 14, 15, 17.
Remember that Bernard knew her birth date. 2nd clue implies Bernard langsung tau jawabannya, jadi duplicate date (tanggal 14) bisa dieliminasi, leaving us with (July) 16 and (August) 15, 17.
Albert tau bulannya dan sekarang ia tau Cheryl's birthdate. Karena Agustus masih ada dua tanggal, maka satu-satunya pilihan yang tersisa adalah July 16.
Cheryl's birthday is July 16.
That was fun!
Okay so here goes.
Albert only knows Cheryl's birth month, while Bernard only knows Cherly's birth date.
1st clue: Albert doesn't know when is Cheryl's birthday, but he is sure that Bernard doesn't, either.
2nd clue: Bernard initially didn't know, but after hearing 1st clue, now he knows.
3rd clue: Albert knows too after hearing 2nd clue.
We have 10 possible dates:
(May) 15, 16, 19
(June) 17, 18
(July) 14, 16
(August) 14, 15, 17
You'll realize that there are dates in May and June that DO NOT appear in July and August (namely 19 May and 18 June). The first clue implies that Bernard DEFINITELY doesn't know the answer, so we can eliminate May and June (karena kalo Albert dikasih tau Cheryl bahwa bulannya itu May/June, Albert nggak akan YAKIN bahwa Bernard nggak tau).
That leaves us with (July) 14, 16 and (August) 14, 15, 17.
Remember that Bernard knew her birth date. 2nd clue implies Bernard langsung tau jawabannya, jadi duplicate date (tanggal 14) bisa dieliminasi, leaving us with (July) 16 and (August) 15, 17.
Albert tau bulannya dan sekarang ia tau Cheryl's birthdate. Karena Agustus masih ada dua tanggal, maka satu-satunya pilihan yang tersisa adalah July 16.
Cheryl's birthday is July 16.
That was fun!
Kent, kalau diajak join jadi guru tamu di kelas menulis (prosa/puisi) tapi dalam bahasa Indonesia, mau nggak?
Hi, for inquiries you can reach me at nyankent@gmail.com ya :)
Kent, dengan image mu yang "verbivore". Pernahkah seorang Kent Sutjipto"typo" ketika ngetik sms/chat/ sesuatu yang ditujukan kepada seseorang atau media? Terus sejak kapan nih Kent sudah menerapkan cara penulisan yang benar dalam kehidupan sehari harinya? Terima kasih 😊
I couldn't care less when it comes to personal chat sih.
salam kenal kak :) aku mahasiswi STAN. mau nanya dong kak. kak kent ke STAN Tangerang tanggal 18 April akhir minggu ini dalam rangka apa ya kak? acaranya jam berapa kak? makasih sebelumnya :)
Dalam rangka STAN Techno Week!
Gue di sana bakalan berbicara mengenai social media; acaranya sih dari pukul 1920 sampai 2230, tapi gue cuma bakalan bicara dari pukul 2055 sampai 2155.
I'll see you there!
Gue di sana bakalan berbicara mengenai social media; acaranya sih dari pukul 1920 sampai 2230, tapi gue cuma bakalan bicara dari pukul 2055 sampai 2155.
I'll see you there!
SHIT I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING BOY AFTER 6 MONTH, IM SORRY IT TOOK SO DAMN LONG. BUT HEY :)
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Gue baru tau kalo muka gue termasuk aset yang terapresiasi.
Gue baru tau kalo muka gue termasuk aset yang terapresiasi.
Aside from the pain, what else do you hate from a heartbreak?
If I like you, I will most definitely lend you my books.
Kalo heartbreak ujung-ujungnya sungkan minta buku gue balik.
Hu.
Kalo heartbreak ujung-ujungnya sungkan minta buku gue balik.
Hu.
IH AKU LG PENGEN JUGA
tapi lo nggak nganggep gue attractive, Nit.
siwak.
siwak.
Barang termurah dengan kualitas bagus/tampilan menarik yang pernah kamu beli apa?;)
baru selesai lunch Richeese Factory :9
29 kaa
29. Five weird things that you like.
1. When I'm thinking, I unconsciously bite my skin so hard and so much that it leaves a patch of hardened skin on my left pointer finger.
2. I like doing math problems! This one time, my friend asked me for help with her math homework and I was actually excited because I missed doing math. Yaaaa call me nerd.
3. While most people think Nyan Cat is annoying, I actually am quite fond to it. When I was in the States, my iPod had 10 different versions of Nyan Cat (piano, metal, jazz, a capella, etc) that my friends always (always!) refused to plug my iPod into their car aux.
4. I like obsessive binge-listening to a song. I don't have a music player software on my PC. I just go to Youtube, choose a song, and repeat the shit out of it. (My record was John Mayer's Slow Dancing in a Burning Room, which I repeated for ~700 times in a week.)
5. While I dislike heat in general (e.g. sun, hot soup, etc), I actually really like sweltering hot shower. If the heat doesn't hurt, it's not hot enough. Right after I shower, the bathroom generally turns into a sauna.
1. When I'm thinking, I unconsciously bite my skin so hard and so much that it leaves a patch of hardened skin on my left pointer finger.
2. I like doing math problems! This one time, my friend asked me for help with her math homework and I was actually excited because I missed doing math. Yaaaa call me nerd.
3. While most people think Nyan Cat is annoying, I actually am quite fond to it. When I was in the States, my iPod had 10 different versions of Nyan Cat (piano, metal, jazz, a capella, etc) that my friends always (always!) refused to plug my iPod into their car aux.
4. I like obsessive binge-listening to a song. I don't have a music player software on my PC. I just go to Youtube, choose a song, and repeat the shit out of it. (My record was John Mayer's Slow Dancing in a Burning Room, which I repeated for ~700 times in a week.)
5. While I dislike heat in general (e.g. sun, hot soup, etc), I actually really like sweltering hot shower. If the heat doesn't hurt, it's not hot enough. Right after I shower, the bathroom generally turns into a sauna.
27 hehe
27. a quote you try to live by.
20?^^
20. Your fears.
I don't fear death; I fear mediocrity.
I don't fear death; I fear mediocrity.
Number 1 please :) HAHA
1. Five ways to win your heart.
1. Be pretty
2. Be smart
3. Be kind
4. Be funny
5. Be a woman.
1. Be pretty
2. Be smart
3. Be kind
4. Be funny
5. Be a woman.
30 deh
30! One thing you're excited for.
I am thoroughly excited by the fact that I'm gonna be talking this Saturday about how to write di SMAK Kasih Kemuliaan in the morning and di STAN Tangerang at night.
So excited, will I meet some of you there? :D
I am thoroughly excited by the fact that I'm gonna be talking this Saturday about how to write di SMAK Kasih Kemuliaan in the morning and di STAN Tangerang at night.
So excited, will I meet some of you there? :D
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8. What I ate today
HAHA PLER U FAN
Apa ya. Tadi pagi gue makan bakcang dan siomay.
Siang nyemil manisan mangga.
Terus sore ke Sutos makan shiitake chicken dice and rice,
Terus di TP nyemil hot dog, ca siu pao, sama mi pedesnya Imperial La Mian.
Ya Allah gue makan banyak juga ya hari ini... Semoga Joey makannya lebih banyak...
HAHA PLER U FAN
Apa ya. Tadi pagi gue makan bakcang dan siomay.
Siang nyemil manisan mangga.
Terus sore ke Sutos makan shiitake chicken dice and rice,
Terus di TP nyemil hot dog, ca siu pao, sama mi pedesnya Imperial La Mian.
Ya Allah gue makan banyak juga ya hari ini... Semoga Joey makannya lebih banyak...
hi,kent?
hi!
main ini yuk, ikutan @zahiraoktra!
main ini yuk, ikutan @zahiraoktra!
buat gamenya: @devlinputra kak!
Ini banyak banget yang minta Devlin.
Oke.
What I think about @devlinputra:
Salah satu temen ask.fm yang kenal sebelum jaman ask.fm.
Gue dulu tuh kenalnya awalnya sama temennya Devlin, terus gue tanya dia, "Ada kenalan designer yang jago design nggak? Ada beberapa kerjaan design nih." Alhasil gue dikenalin ke Devlin.
Terus gue main ask.fm, dan entah kenapa akhirnya gue ngajak Devlin buat ask.fm juga, akhirnya dia main dan sekarang terlahirlah akun legendaris @devlinputra yang menghibur kita dengan Tomi dan Lili.
Devlin anaknya sabar. Beliau yang men-design Sarcastee batch pertama dan akan seterusnya mendesign batch-batch Sarcastee berikutnya. Setelah men-design Sarcastee, Devlin jugalah yang men-design cover novel pertama gue. Dan, meskipun ini nggak perlu gue tekankan lagi, Devlin itu lucu, mau IRL atau pun URL.
Karena sama-sama otaknya agak money-oriented, sering banget mikirin kerjaan apa yang bisa dilakukan buat hasilin duit. Ya. Gitu deh.
Oke.
What I think about @devlinputra:
Salah satu temen ask.fm yang kenal sebelum jaman ask.fm.
Gue dulu tuh kenalnya awalnya sama temennya Devlin, terus gue tanya dia, "Ada kenalan designer yang jago design nggak? Ada beberapa kerjaan design nih." Alhasil gue dikenalin ke Devlin.
Terus gue main ask.fm, dan entah kenapa akhirnya gue ngajak Devlin buat ask.fm juga, akhirnya dia main dan sekarang terlahirlah akun legendaris @devlinputra yang menghibur kita dengan Tomi dan Lili.
Devlin anaknya sabar. Beliau yang men-design Sarcastee batch pertama dan akan seterusnya mendesign batch-batch Sarcastee berikutnya. Setelah men-design Sarcastee, Devlin jugalah yang men-design cover novel pertama gue. Dan, meskipun ini nggak perlu gue tekankan lagi, Devlin itu lucu, mau IRL atau pun URL.
Karena sama-sama otaknya agak money-oriented, sering banget mikirin kerjaan apa yang bisa dilakukan buat hasilin duit. Ya. Gitu deh.
ka kent pernah buat ff yg idenya dari lagu ga? kalo iya, lagu apa?
Pernah kok.
Ini dari Numb-nya Linkin Park (somewhat).
Ini dari Numb-nya Linkin Park (somewhat).
kent di TP?
iya anyone who happens to meet me at TP please lie to me dan bilang kalo gue kurusan dan gue nggak bakalan kalah hunger game. pls.
Nasi goreng. Nyum :)
HELP
Jadi Kak Kent mending dibilang mirip Naruto, Sasuke, apa Sung Sikyung?
mending dibilangin mirip calon menantu idaman, Zahi.
#kenttaken2015
#kentmanten2016
#kenttaken2015
#kentmanten2016
Helllooo!! Wanna play a game ? We (anons) give you a names (askfm users) and you give us a thoughts about them.
Hehehe karena ini lagi in, yuk main!
Tiga username yang paling banyak diminta aja ya. Ntar gue jawab pas udah senggang.
Tiga username yang paling banyak diminta aja ya. Ntar gue jawab pas udah senggang.
Kak kent, mirip sung sikyung deh
gue tadi google udah siap-siap disambut dengan cowok yang tampangnya agak kurang estetik, eeehh rupanya cakep.
mata kamu nggak apa, non?
mata kamu nggak apa, non?
What was your first paid job?
This one time right after I graduated highschool, I took a six-month break before going to university.
So I decided to go tutor high school students with their math/physics classes.
Munny $___$
So I decided to go tutor high school students with their math/physics classes.
Munny $___$
Gimana sih perasaan kamu saat kamu udah deket sama seseoramg dan saling sayang,salah satu nya udah ngasih harapan lalu yang ngasih harapan itu pergi? Padahal kamu udah dibuat sayang dan nyaman oleh orang itu?
wah gue nggak tau Kent tahun 2013 maen ask.fm juga.
Itu Devlin? Kok lucu, kawaii. :3
"Hapenya kent murah, g bisa ans macem macem"- @devlinputra
Astaga mba janit manisnya asdfghkl andai aku saudagar yang kaya raya sudah kubawa beliau ke pelaminan
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA JUARA" -@jxnxt
ka devlin ikutan ? emang udah kelar ngelem bijinya wkwk;p
demi bertemu dengan @jxnxt dan aku, senpai kita rela meninggalkan pekerjaan ngelem bijinya.
Kak kent nggak ke food kartel di sutos?
Ini lagi di food cartel sama @jxnxt, nanti @devlinputra juga nyusul.
(fokusnya di makanan, bukan di Janit.)
(fokusnya di makanan, bukan di Janit.)
kak kent ga ke basha market?
Jadi nih nanti malem!
Awalnya niatnya sama anak askfm basis Surabaya, tapi pada nggak bisa :(
Awalnya niatnya sama anak askfm basis Surabaya, tapi pada nggak bisa :(
org pintar mrs tdk pintar org bodoh mrs pintar org pntr mengetahui ada bnyk skl ilmu pengetahuan di dunia ini yg tdk ckp dipelajari dgn umur manusia shngga ia mrs tdk pntr. ttp org bdh tdk mengetahui ad bnyk skl ilmu pengetahuan yg ad sehingga ia sdh mrs pntr dgn ilmu yg pas"an.
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mks ats pmbrthuanny.
mks ats pmbrthuanny.
#hh berat badan Kak Kent sekarang berapa? :))))))
yak #hh ditutup terima kasih atas semua pertanyaan yang masuk.
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