What's the first thing you grab from the refrigerator when you're hungry?
Whatever's the unhealthiest.
What's your favorite font?
I don't think I have a favorite anymore, but I used to be very fond of Gill Sans and Industria. I have a strong dislike of Chicago and Comic Sans, which should be removed from every computer immediately.
Please. It's a magic word that helps grant requests.
What is your favorite brand of clothes?
Abbyshot and TeeFury. When shopping for civilian clothing, I avoid garments with the designer or store name on it, though there are exceptions. I'd rather have a hoodie with Disneyland or Texas Renaissance Festival on it than Old Navy. I'm still an advertisement, but at least it's for an activity I enjoyed instead of some place I shop.
Cheetos or Doritos?
Jalapeño Kettle Chips
What is your weirdest "quirk"?
My bloodthirsty desire for world domination.
What is your favorite midnight snack?
Never ever feed me after midnight.
If the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
LOL. There are no seats. If all the world's a stage, each one of us is the lead actor in our own personal tragedy or comedy. Your friends, family, and people around you are supporting players, just as you support their own epics. Everyone's acting and everyone's audience, and if you're metaphorically between scenes or at intermission - I would argue that even then no one's sitting, but are groundlings at best. (It may be worth mentioning that no one's really sure where AS YOU LIKE IT was first performed, but Shakespeare's HQ was the "Globe" Theatre. Just sayin'.)
What's a subject you wish you knew more about?
Making enough money as an actor to pursue it full time.
When is your birthday?
I'm a bit wary of answering this question even though it's a matter of public record. I'll just say that I share my birthday with Scott, Jim, and Phil; brilliant people who died way too young.
Who would you like to win the Oscars this year?
I have sadly not seen enough movies this year to feel qualified to answer the question. I suppose it would be cool for MAD MAX: FURY ROAD and/or George Miller to win something, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
What makes you happy?
In no particular order: hanging out with friends, especially when it's someone I haven't seen in months. Getting my wife a gift I know she'll appreciate. When people tell me they enjoyed my performance in something. And food. Food is nice.
Have you ever been literally kicked in the butt?
I can't recall anyone's foot on my butt under any context, but I've taken a knee or fist to my groin on stage. Specifically, A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM (pictured) and in THE PRODUCERS (still playing this weekend and next). Both were mercifully painless stage combat situations.
What's the worst place you have ever been to?
Several patrons in some catfish restaurant in Paris, Texas took it upon themselves to glare at us through our entire meal. I can only assume it's because she's Mexican/Filipino-American and I'm about as white as you can get. So yeah, real Paris is much much better.
What's the weirdest item of clothing you own?
What helps you to sleep better?
No obligations the next day.
What does your aura look like?
On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Usually 1, but it depends on the location. Our last apartment had a hallway I found legitimately creepy in the dark.
Greatest album of all time? Name it.
I don't know that I could limit it to one single album, but this is the album cover that flashed into my head when I read the question.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time.
What did you watch on TV yesterday?
The show I'm in opens on Friday, so 5 minutes of the latest THE X-FILES was all I had time for.
If someone liked you, how would you like them to tell you?
Be confident, creative, funny, and a badass actor, yet encouraging of others.Annnnnd since I'm married, she would have to go back in time to when I wasn't dating my wife. Time travel is really a great way to impress me. I don't ask for much.
What should there be in a perfect city?
100% renewable electricity. And zero-emission flying cars. Flying cars would be cool.WHERE ARE MY FLYING CARS?