Making fart noises in different tones with my hands.
What is your idea of hell?
Working in a call center.
Have you had lipstick marks on your face after you were kissed?
Yes.
How important do you think are luck and favorable situations in life?
I think the only luck is bad luck, but on the upside you can create your own favorable conditions.
Do you wash the dishes? If yes, what product do you use?
Sometimes I am tempted to put the dishes back in the cupboard dirty but, yes, we do wash our dishes. Most often we use stuff that has few or zero phosphorus; environmentally conscious brands, Seventh Generation, etc.
Have you ever been spit in the face?
Only by other actors enunciating on stage.
Can you cook?
ish
What one piece of advice would you give to your younger self?
Acting is your calling. Major in theatre instead.
Have you witnessed any paranormal acitvities?
I was alone in the Owen Theatre once after a rehearsal and I heard someone sharply exhale about a foot behind me.
Do you watch the Olympic Games?
We don't have cable anymore and haven't installed an antenna, so we only see it when we're at a friend's house. We did catch the opening ceremony this year and have watched some of the swimming and gymnastics events, but I don't expect to see too much more of the 2016 games.
How often do you go outside and where do you go? Do you go to parties, bars or malls?
I try to go outside for at least a 30 minute walk daily. We'll go to the mall if there's something specific my wife is looking for, but we do a lot of our shopping online. Parties (and bars, I guess) are dependent on invitations and if we can work them into our schedules.
Beer or wine?
Both, but probably not in the same situation.
How would you react if a male friend would want to have sex with you?
I'd be flattered, but I'd decline the offer. If he's really my friend, he'll know I'm married and won't ask.
Are you envious of your friends who have more money than you?
No. We have some friends in that category but I can't say I spend much time thinking about their wealth.
Pure bred or mutt? PAP of your favorite pooch
Glorious rescue mutts who rescue us constantly.
What do you do when it's too hot to go outside?
Fret on why no one seems to care about climate change.
When was the last time you went in a trip and where was that?
Austin, Texas last spring.
Do you talk about your personal life with strangers?
Nope.
Do you play Pokemon Go?
Yes
When you are super bored, how many times you open the refridgerator?
Too often.
When has science been wrong?
Pretty much every time it wasn't separate from religion.