If you "...saw mommy kissing Santa Clause..." and "...tickle [him]/ Underneath his beard so snowy white," what will be your reaction? (Lyrics from Jessica Simpson's "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause")
I'd be like, "what the hell are you doing mom" and throw a present or cookie at her head.
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