Yvonne Chua

I blogged before! But since my blog was hacked and its gone... Here's a copy x paste of my history ^^

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1) Spooning off female dates.

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Uh-huh. I don't expect the guy to pay for my crap as friends, I'm self-sufficient enough to pay for my own entertainment.
But what the heck. Don't bloody (try to self-upgrade to something more), spoon off, and come up with some crap like, 'If I'm poor and you despise me, then means when I'm rich you only want me for my money right?' *smiles* WA I SLAP THE BEJESUS OUT OF YOU I TELL YOU.

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a) Yes I understand you'd pay for me voluntarily. But that comes with trying to upgrade from 'friends' to 'romantic interest'. I'd rather you finish the basic of being capable of paying for yourself first than going for the bling bling trophy and attempting the unattainable.

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b) IF you're rich, IF. Rich already then tell me kay. Not like I don't have 2 hands to work for myself. Ugh, no money, then stay home till you earn some. Not shamelessly asks the girl out without a penny to your name and leech.

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2) Privacy Invaders.
THOSE THAT JUST CONTINUOUSLY PEER OVER YOUR SHOULDERS AT WHAT YOU SAYING, WHO YOU TALKING TO,
LIKE THEY ARE SO ENTITLED DESPITE YOU TELLING THEM TO BACK THE HELL OFF. 'WHUUUUUT?'
'Nuff said. Stupid impolite invasive neck-craners. Turn off.

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3) 'Touchy-touchies'.
The types of guys that keep trying to get physical with you. Must touch your hand, must touch your legs, must touch your hair, wah piang the tissue I blew my nose on want anot???

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'Can I cuddle with you tonight?' I swear just cuddling. I really want to hold you to sleep tonight.'

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They think I day one know guys............................ Seriously. 'A' for effort okay.

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And here's a trick girls.
What I do is, I have a 'speed dial buddy'. Just a text. No question asked, within 5 minutes he'd call, he can talk nonsense while you act like it's your mum on the other line with an emergency, make weird alien indicative gestures then slip out and make your grand exit.

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TA-DA. I'm a genius. You sir, are welcome.

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4) 'Everything-you-do-with-everyone-else-is-not-of-standards. Unless, with me, of course.'
Once, this guy called to ask where I am.

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So I said, 'Oh. Drinking with a girlfriend, catching up at some chill bar. :)'
And he went, *dramatic sighs*, 'Why you at that sort of place.... You want drink I bring you go *inserts some atas hotel place* ma!'
I raged. Did he even know where the fuck I am exactly? Maybe one jug of beer costs like a gold bar here???? He can take his fancy places and shove it up his ass, thank you very much.
I wouldn't go anywhere with you even if it's on a giant golden throne atop the pyramids with random people feeding me grapes and wine.

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Condescending arrogant pricks.

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5) 'Mr Big-Shots'.
Those that prattles on and on about how much money they are making, how much they make in a single day/transaction on the first date (...) Anddd the rest + 3 more points are cut off! But you catch my drift! ^^

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