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more fluffy sebaek pls? sparkly eyes?

not a continuation of the last sebaek, i hope you don't mind!
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For Sehun's birthday, Chanyeol buys him a pair of couple sweaters: "You and Baekhyun could wear them, I bet he'd like that," Chanyeol says, grinning widely and giving him a thumbs-up.
He's about to open his mouth and inform Chanyeol there there is /absolutely no way/ he'll ever wear couple sweaters with somebody else -- but then he looks over and Baekhyun's eyes are practically /sparkling/. "Um, yeah, thanks," Sehun mutters half-heartedly, and lets Baekhyun pull the sweater over his shoulders.

continuation of that sukai hotel!au (❁´◡`❁)*✲゚*

previous installment: http://ask.fm/deplore/answer/30815421952
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After about five days, it starts to get a little obvious that Joonmyun isn't nearly forgetful as he keeps making himself out to be -- Jongin, though, thinks it's kind of cute how transparent Joonmyun is. "Let me guess, your wallet this time?" he asks, smiling slightly when Joonmyun snaps his head up and stares for a few moments before slowly nodding his head, the look in his eyes asking: have I been found out?
"You know, if you just wanted to get to know me better, I get off work at 6PM," Jongin says as he presses the close button.
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threeeee seeeenteence liiimiiiiiit ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

krisyeol; based on troublemaker by olly murs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQDOUbErNg; idk i just want happy fluffy krisyeol ;A;

this is based more on the mv than the song itself, i hope that's ok?
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They first meet in a restaurant when Chanyeol accidentally backs into a waiter carrying a tray of plates: the waiter loses his balance, the tray falls, and Kris ends up with a lap of risotto, salad, and tomato soup in his lap. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry," Chanyeol says, panicking for a few seconds before he grabs a few nearby napkins and attempts to help him clean up the mess.
Kris is pretty sure he isn't supposed to be charmed by this, but he supposes it can't really be helped.

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kris is a pilot, suho's the air steward he looks forward to flying with every flight.

Kris likes working on flights with Joonmyun because Joonmyun is very prompt and professional, always with a smile on his face and a cheerful, agreeable attitude. "Nice to see you again, Captain Wu!" Joonmyun greets him, smiling warmly: "It's always a pleasure to work with you -- please, just let me know if there's anything you need from, and I'll try my best to assist."
As Joonmyun turns to go back to the cabin, Kris attempts to convince himself that the fact that he likes working on flights with Joonmyun definitely has /nothing/ to do with how nice Joonmyun's butt looks in the steward's uniform.
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sebaek with a pillow fight n____n

"Hah, I win," Baekhyun says triumphantly as he pins Sehun down underneath him -- suddenly, Sehun is acutely aware that the only thing between their chests is a pillow, and Baekhyun's face is really, /really/ close to his own. "Are you gonna admit defeat, Sehun?"
He nods, but he's not entirely sure this is losing to begin with.

What are your plans for today?

i don't really have any, because i'm on break and lazing around at home :') i'm gonna go for a run soon, and then it's mostly writing/messing around on the internet o/
i'm going to post up a fic later tonight though! uvu

taochen; kris trying to have "The Talk" with them both

Kris's attempt at giving The Talk goes like this: "Well, the thing is, you have the birds and the bees -- or, wait, maybe it's the bees and the bees in this case? -- but I don't think it makes sense when you don't have a bird and a bee --"
"That's not Korean, is it?" Jongdae asks blankly.
"Well, it's not Mandarin," Zitao replies.

suho is a frequent hotel guest and kai is the new bell boy he's set his eyes on

"Hang on, sorry, I think I left my cell phone in my room -- could we go back up?" Joonmyun asks, smiling apologetically.
Jongin stares -- "This is the fourth time you've had to go back up already," he says, "are you sure everything's alright?"
"No, you're so good-looking that I'm making an idiot of myself to get two extra minutes standing in an elevator with you; how could things possibly be alright?" is what Joonmyun wants to say: instead, he just smiles and shakes his head.

pairing: baekchen + setting: college a cappella group

When new members join, Suho has a whole lecture on the importance of Not Engaging in Inter-Group Relationships: "It's on the same level as hallcest, okay, it's just not a good idea. Things get awkward when you break up -- and it is almost certain you will break up -- and it usually ends with bad feelings and somebody leaving, and we just can't afford to have people leave in the middle of the year," he explains, with a certain noise of desperation in his tone.
Chen and Baekhyun exchange glances -- "Should we tell him we're already making out?" Chen mutters.

krischen, happy hour

For Kris, happy hour is not just the name of a great deal on alcohol but exactly what it sounds like: the drunker he is, the more cheerful he gets, until he's reduced to some base state of positive emotion and energy. "Kim Jongdae," Kris says, so loudly that the entire bar can probably hear him, "I like you a lot -- I like you, I like you, I like your hands and I like your voice and I like you."
At some point, Jongdae reflects to himself, one just has to get used to these things -- "You're okay too, Wu Yifan," he replies, and grins.
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krisbaek at a redbox koisk

Baekhyun looks hard at Kris's face intently for a few moments, before nodding slowly: "I know what movie you should get," he says, pointing at one of the DVDs on the display, "that's the one you want -- you were looking for a romcom, am I right?"
"Uh, yeah, but," Kris replies, utterly confused, "is this your job or something?"
"I just like people who like movies," Baekhyun says, and grins -- his smile, Kris thinks, is weirdly infectious.
Liked by: jenny

Pairing:fanxing Setting: HS

Kris ends up going to prom with one of the candidates for queen because he doesn't manage to mention that he's already taken before she's already told him what time to come by her house and what color corsage would match best with her dress. The night of, Yixing shows up an hour before to help him get ready, patiently helping Kris his pin his cuff links and do his tie -- "When are you finally going to learn to do this for yourself?" he asks, but Kris just shrugs haplessly -- before sending him off to pick up his date.
(The person he ends up bringing back when the night is done, though, is Yixing -- his date ends up having to hitch a ride with her friend, and the majority of the high school just sigh and roll their eyes, because who /doesn't/ know it's an open secret Kris and Yixing are dating?)

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when i added you on twitter i didn't realize you were you (lol a fic writer... omg deplore) and when i figured it out i was really intimidated. but you're super sweet and welcoming. i just wanted to let you know that you're awesome (and not because you write great fic). \o/

this really touched me, anon ;~~; thank you so very much for your kind words!! i am still trying my best to improve my writing and be a more open person, so it really means a lot to me u///u
i'm not 100% sure who you are, but i hope we talk lots more in the future ♡♡

lol that question presuming that you can't be a girl and want to date a girl u__u not that you would want to answer it either way but rme

i assumed it to be in the same vein of "if you were [opposite sex]" questions idols get so i tried not to take that part of it too seriously, but ia u__u
either way, i'm not an idol so it's a kinda of left field to get a question about dating, period

if you were a guy, would you date anyone on your twitter list?

my immediate instinct as somebody who goes to a super-liberal college where sex/gender/sexuality is openly discussed all over the place was, "well, if my sex/gender changed, that doesn't really mean my sexual preferences did?" i'm going to end up a raging sjw by the time i graduate, i just know it :')
ngl, i'm not very comfortable answering this question, even in a joking way. i know you probably didn't mean for it to be like that, but i'd rather answer questions about my private life privately. sorry, anon u__u

what do u mean i am so anon i dont even kno who i am yes that was the point u adorable thing

wufaps’s Profile Photokawaii queen
you are the kouhai, you are the cute one ok!! i am the tall, dashing, suave senpai
(all of those adjectives were lies)

OOPS I'M NOT A CREEPER ANON I PROMISE /kisseu :3 :3 :3 (shhhhhhh HAVING FRIENDS ON ASK.FM IS COMPLETELY USELESS OTHERWISE OKAY!!!!!!)

but i still can't tell who you are?? ;~~; just whisper it in my ear, anon. i won't tell anybody else, i promise :3

DO YOU LOVE ME

you have to tell me who you are first!! and then i can love you properly and tell you all the reasons i like you (don't think i won't) (i will)

why are you so perfect? i want to grow up to be like you unnir <3

what is this ask ;~~; i'm definitely far from perfect, you're flattering me u////u
thank you for saying so, though, you're sweet ♡♡

kitkat don't forget 2 tell ppl to read the fine print on the contract n_n

becoming a magical girl allows you to: fight witches, save the universe, sit with the other magical girls at the lunch table, (you have to wear pink on wednesdays), (you might become a witch if you despair), (you have to write kit sukai), and have naked transformation sequences
sounds like a great deal to me! n__n

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