Terrible jokes are my middle name, tabby. I dish 'em out, and I can take 'em too.
How about this one:
im so CuTe, IT bURns
Get it? Lol
im so CuTe, IT bURns
Get it? Lol
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That's such a hilariously terrible joke. Mind if I use it?
If its so terrible why use it? Lol but sure Idc >:)
Texas Roadhouse. Best. Bread. Ever.
They see me "roll"in....
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Heyyyyyy Poptarts. I was gone ALL DAY at my mom's college friends' reunion for her one specific friend's 50th surprise bday. I was confused too lol.
...i was at a sweet sixteen party at texas roadhouse lol
What are you most proud of?
The fact that I walk straight. Lol. I always was scared I'd be pigeon toed or bow legged.
Oh mah gawsh! I gotta tell you something...HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY! :D
Thanks! But you aren't the first person to tell me :( you're the second.
My birthday is April 17 though lol
My birthday is April 17 though lol
Oh yes, the jester!!!!!
Make me laugh, Jester.
Yeah...and I'm the dirty rascal. *eye twitch* oh my, a twitch :D
You can be my jester.
Twitch contest! *twitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwichtwichtwithtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitch* phew I'm out of twitches. You win.
It's because I'm queen. Queens always win.
Holla
Holla
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I think I've seen worse D>:)
That's a nice lie you should tell yourself >;)
*hint, hint*
*twitch, twitch*
I'm a monster :O
I'm pretty sure you're not :) you haven't seen what I've seen >:) lol
hahaha me?! never! :P
Right. Because you're following an author on a reading site xD
lol i found you on the stream thing ? I think lmao i don't remember.
Oh okay haha I was like. Omg creepers xD
are you happy with your life right now?
How'd you find me? Lol
And yeah I am :) people always say they hate it or they have it hard but there's always someone doing worse than you are out there. At least you have a home some people don't have it though. So yeah. :P
And yeah I am :) people always say they hate it or they have it hard but there's always someone doing worse than you are out there. At least you have a home some people don't have it though. So yeah. :P
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You have people who try to convince you to spell stupid things? I have people who try to tell me that a) Obama is the 48th President, b) Europe is in England, c) France is in England (they are UK challenged), and d) carrot cake is better than ice cream. Doofuses. Is the plural of doofus doofi?
i dont get into the president thing. for all i know, i could be pres and not even know it.
almost had to think about that one lol
..... (O_O)
ew carrot cake?! D:
no its probably d.. so you know, the doofi dont become too confused
almost had to think about that one lol
..... (O_O)
ew carrot cake?! D:
no its probably d.. so you know, the doofi dont become too confused
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hey! i'm bored so i thought i'd check out your profile. it's fancy :)
which profile? on here? lol
Ul see when a add u
no im all good. i dont like creepers. lol
Skype user?
whos this? lol
Dude. . .JK about the insult part. I meant the ones where the guy is like on steroids and all the pictures on the side are of half-naked bodybuilders.
LOL i know and theyre like 30 and theyre playing a tene xD the only person capable of that is jackson stewart actor and the amazing spiderman guy...theyre in their 30s.
Kik or Skype
um.. since i have absolutely no idea what kik even looks like since im so out of date, skype lol
I know people who have abs too. Just read the cliche stories on Wattpad.
exactly. thank you for the half insult but yes. my next book i may or may not have it. i already named it and have to make a cover, write the summary and the first chapter then upload after i figure out a conflict
how old are you?
72. :)
gettin' dem senior citizen discounts!!!
gettin' dem senior citizen discounts!!!
i would totally keep them if they knew my existence lol
UGH. those spray ons are at it again!
What do you believe happens to us after we die?
you know exactly what happens
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