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is it ok for a guy to wear a pad if he keeps having wet dreams

But why did you think it'd be wise to ask me this like I could actually give an answer?

it's okay, i'm awkward too. you're still #kool

We're kool because we spell kool wrong.
We spell it the brown way.
Thinking bout dat kool-aid.

thanks for that mental image. i just got grossed out twice in less than ten minutes. cheers, tabitha, for doing the impossible.

I just make things awkward.

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now i feel bad for people who have accidentally drank ocean water. i mean, where else would sea animals take a shit?

In your mouth
Oh my gosh that's so nasty

thank you for mentioning that detail i hadn't even thought about until now

I mean. Pee is common in pools.
Oceans have the whole 9 yards going on.

i have never been to the beach but one time i accidentally drank some pool water and got /really/ disoriented and accidentally walked into the men's restroom where a cute boy just got finished taking a piss [i was too confused to see anything though. i'm still debating if that's a good thing or no]

I'm pretty sure that water was the home of several people's pee.

really? o: and same! whenever i go to the pool [i wish i could say beach, but those don't exist in the freakin' desert] i'm always like "why am i wearing a bikini my body was not designed for this type of clothing"

I went to Daytona beach last week and I'm telling you the ocean was determined to try and rip my swimsuit off.

Haha, I'm going to have to talk to you in a bit. Too many 'to's haha I have my tuitions now. Bye xx

Bye :)

you know who i am? [does this mean i'm ask.fm famou$$$ lol kidding] and oh. right. oops. it's not like anyone's going to see it haha unless you wear a bikini or something (x

I see you around and stuff.
Oh my gosh I feel so exposed when I wear those

we'd find you, tab tab c: all we'd have to do is read them government officials a couple words of my writing and they'd all start dropping dead out of disgust

I mean there's like a Wattpad person in every state. I'd probably meet one of you.
And it's not that badd

I'm a fast reader too. A good book gets you hooked and then it's so damn difficult to do something.. Anything else.

Exactly there's only 4 chapters left for me and I'm stalling so hard.

SO I SUBCONSCIOUSLY CHECK OFF THE ANON THING AND NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM well, er, hello i'm kaylin and i'm the one who said happy birthday. this is awkward [on my part]. ps wow it's good thing normal people have belly buttons because that just looks straight up weird. pps his face is attractive.

I know who you are
And tbh I didn't think anything of your question. I didn't think you were the anon. I thought you just saw my question and jumped in to come ask.
But hey! :) I think not having a belly button would get stares

i thought we all knew hah you could always do that lol, possibly stun the first lady

I'm pretty sure I'd be missing forever.
Those government officials would have me in a second.

you should go oh my gosh that actually sounds kind of cool #tickettodafamelyf

Oh my gosh you already know about our fame lyf puns.
But I'm cheap so I'd just color some computer paper brown and tape it over my stomach and when I pass people just make eye contact and slowly lift the shirt.

Is it completed?

YES AND IT'S LONG SO IT'LL TAKE DAYS TO READ
Well for me it's like 6 hours but still

Haha just be like "i don't have an age. i just kind of showed up. was i even born i don't know"

I'll go all Kyle XY on them and show how I don't have a belly button.

is the webcast just with you or and why you omg are you like a political genius or something? are you related to the obama's o_o

No I'm not related to the obamas. We're just brown ;D
And it's not just me it's a small group of teens and it's because they want us to talk with her and a group of African kids and be an influence for them to get an education and help them out.
But I'm not even going sooo

I am so so so late, but happy 16th birthday! [I just found your profile through Kate so I decided to leave a creepy message that I hope isn't that creepy.] LOL

Oh it's okay lol
Thanks! :) it's weird saying sixteen. Really. I wanna tell people I don't even have an age.

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