I'm the original bitter ass anon, and I only asked like three questions, fyi. The eq critiques are coming from everyone else :)
haha noo it's not from everyone else is just another bitter anon . you're supposed to be gone FYI
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Apparently you do otherwise you wouldn't be answering the questions.
this is honestly so entertaining man haha
Seriously, for someone who clearly knows *so much* and rides *so well* they have a lack of proof and sure give out a lot of free advice 🌚
dude and omg they keep saying I don't release enough idk does she want me to stick my hands up to his ears ? and also keeps saying I don't look to the next jump when in all the pictures I was only jumping single fences 😂
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Your legs look like they're swinging, your hips aren't in the middle of the saddle, you're giving no release, and you aren't looking to the next jump. At least your back is straight in this one!
Next show you go to, you should dedicate your round to this bitter ass anon considering they're probably never entering the show ring with this shitty attitude 😂
😂😂😂 yes haha
You know your just making it worse by putting another picture up
you know I don't care haha I literally don't give a flying fuckkkkkkk
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Anon let's see you ridr
omg yes please anon show us! or are you too chicken to tell me who you are 🌚
Most people look more awkward over power fences. Even top riders. It's easier to equitate over mid range fences than it is over a cross rail or 2' 🙈
yep but you know anon knows best!
since when "almost everyone" rides stallions in Spain? bc definitely not where I ride or compete 😂😂😂 btw anima stop hating u just jelly of her
Idk haha 😂😂 I've been having fun just showing anons pics because I don't care what they say even if they put the effort into critiquing my eq 😂
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2.5 years
Your hips aren't in the middle of the saddle. It looks like you're slouching over. Your stirrups look too long considering your leg is almost straight. You're not giving the horse a release.
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Dear Anons, Back off, Maryam is a great rider and we all have things to work on in our riding, even professionals! That's why we have trainers, that are experienced, and know the horse and rider. You have no business going and telling her what to do, and how to ride HER horse.
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I didn't give you advice on your horse. I have you advice on your horrible equitation.
vomit worthy 😷
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I'd rather have amazing eq over 2' than look sloppy over 3'.
sloppier than a sloppy joe 🌚
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TBH, I stumbled upon this fight and have never even heard of you. So no, I don't know what your horse looks like. I just know his name.
@jumpingfever this anon though trying to give me advice with my horse when they admit to not knowing anything about him😂
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Also, it's pretty embarrassing that they admitted to hate watching your videos. Do you have no hobbies, anon? Have you ever tried stamp collecting? It sounds right up your alley.🌚
🌚 haha yep I'll take my " shitty " eq over their shitty attitudes any day
They can't tell a bay from a chestnut and yet here they are trying to talk about the theory of equitation 😳
yep 😳 that was quite shocking haha maybe they think horses can change colors overnight ?
"I'm mad that you have more opportunities than me and actually get proper coaching and get to ride cool horses and do things I want to do. Whine, whine, whine. I think I'm more experienced and capable of coaching than your trainers, whine whine whine." - anonymous translation. U r welcom
😂😂😂 OMG Yass Shelby haha you're like the best anon translator ever ! it's quite entertaining to read what they say!
Your heels aren't down, your fingers aren't closed, you're not giving a good release, it looks like your relying on Monty to keep you up, and your back isn't straight.
hi George Morris I didn't know you had an ask.fm! and btw that's not Monty 😂
I didn't put words in your mouth. That's basically what you said. And I find it funny that you don't have good eq over a two foot jump or a higher jump and yet you're making fun of the people that do.
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They are just bored and have nothing to do with their lifes. That's why they start to critisize others😂
yep ! they should just keep criticizing themselves until they become the best rider in the world !
Is it just in Spain that almost everyone rides stallions and little kids show them without any problem? I didnt know that only 18+ people could show them in other countries or that they were forbidden :o
idk
Jumping higher doesn't mean you're better. I think that was really rude of you to say.
LOLLL that want the point haha I mean that people who think that just because they have great eq over 2 foot ( which is easy to do ) rather than having solid eq over higher jumps ! don't put words in my mouth
You're welcome. Hahaha it is funny bc they critisize you but they have never probably jumped and ridden properly in their whole life.
Haahah yep idk why they are so interested in my riding it's none of their business ahah
Don't listen to the anons, they are just bored. Dear anons, I think she has a trainer to tell her what she needs to improve and you shouldn't judge her way of riding bc you haven't seen her improvement. I bet they would fall off Monty. They are just being stupid and mean.
thank you soo much 💕 I really what that anon does haha probably jump 2 feet with great eq
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