MUFASA!!!
doesn't he die
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Would you prefer to be dropped in a of pit of snakes or a pit of spiders?
neitHER OH MY GOD IM AFRAID OF THEM BOTH
Would you prefer me to dress up as a clown, witch doctor, or Richard Nixon when I decide to cook you like a pig on an open fire?
witch doctor seems more fitting to the scene.
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If I cut up all your fingers off and served them like French fries, would you eat them or feed them to your dog?
what's with the the lovely bones type questions oh my god.
and I don't have a dog.
and I don't have a dog.
what is daniel's youngest cat's name??
whos
Since when were you so girly with roses?
idk I've always liked roses
The problem with Mexican and black jokes is that once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal.
old joke but omfg
why do male dogs lift their hind legs to pee?
idk google it
How much toe jam do you get in an average week? I want to make sure I'm collecting it all...
ew
Have you ever wanted to start swingin' a cactus?!
don't those hurt
If I were to kill you, chop you up into little pieces, and then put the remains in a shoe, would you prefer it to be your left shoe or your right shoe?
idk but this reminds me of the lovely bones
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
why would you go to a crematorium if someone died in a fire
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
idk it turns purple or something
Caitlyn I'm happy for you but the Biebs has the best bra of the year!
oh my god what.
What is Satan's last name? Do you have an intimate relationship with him? If so, what is the square root of pie?
I have 0 clue. an no what. and dean winchester.
You put da Lime in da Coconut.....
and ya shake it all up
what is ur favorit chese?
chese.
You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. Good job.
OMFg what
Last furry thing you touched?
the cat that's walking on my stomach
ive been following you into the restroom for years and as soon as you leave i collect the toilet paper, and tampons u used and takin it home,my masterpiece is finally complete...so everyday when i get home i can have dinner with u and then make love to it and lick you from head to toe, all night lon
oh. my. god.
if you were related to me i totally would have asked you out by now.
if I were related to you oh my god what no
I collect every strand of hair that falls off of your head, and I'm making a wig out of it. I shall sniff it every night before I sleep.
creepier
Mmmm... you smell really nice, I bet you would taste even better.
creepy
Boxers of briefs?
what
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
particularly good finders.
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