do u wear thongs
No those r uncomfortable
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its winter, underneath all my cloth im in fucking werewolf mode.... if ya know what i mean
Most people are like that tbh
do u know if cody is planning on asking anyone to prom, are u going with logan
I don't talk to him THAT much to know.
And idk??? I know that my mom is going to make me go no matter what tho
And idk??? I know that my mom is going to make me go no matter what tho
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so i made chicken nuggets and fries today
Did u share
DOES CODY LIKE GUYS TOO? HERMAPHRODITE???
I'm pretty sure that's a no
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Cody Sinclair
NO. YOU. ASK. HIM.
Why do I have to
hi Caitlyn, hows life -Hatim
Hi Hatim & good
OK OK OK SO THE OTHER DAY I HAD A RASH IN SIDE MY VAG LIP WHICH IDK HOW I GOT IT, I TRIED TRIMMING MY PUBES BUT BUT BUT HSIZFUJIKSDOLKFGVJNOAFKPVONGOUHJPFOKD FOUND I ACTUALLY HAVE A DICK...
That...you....what
LOL reaally?? ahh this is too much fun
Yepp
ASK CODY IS HE MINES HAIR, FULL WOMEN??????????? FODIJSAOJBDFPVYGAUFIO OH OH ASK HIM WHAT HE LIKES IN A GIRL AND THINGS HE JUST CANT STAND
Go ask him on his ask.fm
Who do you think i am?
I have no idea tbh
Its been maybe 2 hours i got nothin else
Idek it's still funny tho so
Say 'addicted' after everything I ask: What is someone who does drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night? Addicted
What omfg
I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
WELP
People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.
Well....
I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face.
fuCK OMFG THATS DEPRESSINGN
SOOO BACK TO THE ASS HAIR?? :D
LETS NOT
I had to call in sick to work because I had diarrhea . I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started.
Fuck omg
I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs.
Oh god wow way to go
in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn.
That's just depressing
while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way.
At least you didn't get hit by a parked car
I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time.
OH MYGOD WHY
my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough.
Wow wtf
You've been talking to one person for more than an hour
I don't even care that's what I do daily p much
I spent five dollars on a virtual cat.
Why wtf
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