"I'm shaking in my custom made baby seal boots" I knew you loved me! <3 You killed a baby seal to save my life!
I WAS QUOTING MEGAMIND OMFG LOL
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"omfg yes hi Jessica" Dude. These are hilarious.
rlly. how
"oOoOoOoHhh I'm so scared" You're damn right.
I'm shaking in my custom made baby seal boots
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Canada.
America's hat
You called? The Red-vine monster is at your service.
omfg yes hi Jessica
"how? we had to put him down about 6 months ago." Irrelevant.
how is that irrelevant when you said I was a liar for not having a dog?
"yes" Bitch. I will get the ACLU to sue your ass. Watch out. I just might decide to live in your shower. Hell, I will get so much money from you that I will buy your shower *and* your bathtub.
oOoOoOoHhh I'm so scared
"I dont have a dog" I don't believe you.
how? we had to put him down about 6 months ago.
"ya for the most part. I just hate the way the weather just randomly goes from 50* one day to 80* the next and vice versa" I think it reflects your temperament.
lol excuse u what
"they aren't a race" I beg to differ. I am a Penguinian-American. Are you saying I'm not real? Like I'm some mathematical number that doesn't exist? I see.
yes
Do you like california?
ya for the most part. I just hate the way the weather just randomly goes from 50* one day to 80* the next and vice versa
what's your dog's mother's name?
I dont have a dog
Why do you look funny in your profile picture? Are you trying to hold back a smile or something because you failed?
no my smile is retarded so yeah
7 or 9?
why
Why are you asking racist questions about Penguins?
they aren't a race
"omfg is this jessica" Nah. Try again.
what omg
Red fish, blue fish, yellow fish, ....? Dont you dare fucking say orange fish. Thats not it.
green fish idk
why do you have unfair expectations of your penguins?
idk why are they called birds if they can't fly
What do you want in a unicorn?
for it to exist
What do you want in a penis?
for it to exist
can i take you on a romantic date to taco, then finish it off with some slimy honey mustard sauce from burger king rubbed on you
no Brandon no
Fruit salad, yummy yummy...
I want grapes now
"twizzlers are the candy spawn of satan." I love you. I knew you wouldn't let me down. ;)
omfg is this jessica
Okay. What do you want in a female?
to be friends with them if they're not a twat
I will never forgot the night we had yesterday
I was asleep yesterday night
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