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ok tell me a story

this one time in my health class freshman year, our teacher told us we could eat in class as long as the food was healthy. this one chick next to me raised her hand when the whole class was silent and asked if grapes were healthy.

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Dickpickle is currently being exterminated for his retardness. Sorry Colonel, back to duty.

good.

Miss if you excuse my joke, my name is Dickpickle not dickwad. Sorry ma'am for the inconvenience.

go legally change your name to dickwad since its you

AYE THIS IS MAJOR LONELY IN FKING ABANDONED SECTOR FORGOTTEN. FILL MY DAMN VOID.

i can only type so fast on my phone omf

idk. be her until she wakes up.

idk I may pass out at any given moment since I can't fall asleep by will

You all are a bunch of bitches, Colonel Buttrape here. You all need to shut the fuck up or I will kill all of you.

listen to the colonel.

well cmon how many cute people do you actually know. this isnt rocket surgery.

ROCKET SURGERY.

the really cute one with the face and the hair, who wears clothes and goes to school.

that narrows it down

Alright ma'am, situation calls for dramatic measures, there's enemy forces in North Korea that are no immediate threat to the US, but I still would like to confirm your decision on the fact that they are all a bunch of squinty eye'd fuckheads who can't even seem to launch a missile. Any thoughts?

it's like a child who says stupid shit to get attention bc they're being ignored.

Ms. Hill got skills, that's a gift, it's real get ill, What you spit got the power to uplift a hill

when you said ms. hill my first thought was king of the hill and I was going to ask if your husband sells propane and propane accessories

well SHIT im not making an account, cause then you would find out my identity. and i dont want you to know, Ever. mainly because you willl never.. find. out.

I'm p sure you're one of the guys in the Skype call but ok

off topic but im on my acc and im anonymous soooo no worries random person

ya listen to this person

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