What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
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oh my gosh caitlyn how dare you hate on our romance...it's so real #lemmers2014
SHANE OMFG
kk new story brb
Oooh fun
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WTF ARE THE LAST 3 RESPONSES JFDHVIFUWDIKFVGJFR
What omf
now my dreams of our intense romance are ruined
They were ruined anyways so
dammit
Why???
are you secretly a gay nerd
No
TRUE STORIES WEEEE
UGH GROSS
He said that he would not waste any part of her. It took him more than 3 months to eat her entire body. This was all in the letter he wrote to her parents
Omfg
He explained that he cut her up into small pieces. And ate her.
WHY
In the letter he tells everything in detail. How he took her to the house and how he killed her. He told them that he did not rape her, that she was too precious for him to do that to her. He explained that he had taken off his clothes so that he wouldnt get blood on them.
What the actual fuck
After many years he sends a letter to the little girls family about what had happened that day.
Oh no
When she walks into the room she sees him and begins to cry and yells at him that he will tell his mother. He kills her.
Wtf even
In the bedroom he begins to remove his clothes, walks over to the window and calls for the little girl to come up to the house
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His and the little girl arrive at this large abandoned house where he tells the little girl to stay in from yard while he went inside. She stays outside picking flowers while he enters the house and go to up to a bedroom
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He visits the family he works for on a day he had off, they were surprised to him. He was wondering if he could take the little girl to one of his granddaughters birthday parties. They were hesitant at first, but they trusted the man so they let him take the little girl along
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This man got the job after his wife had past and all his children have grown up and moved out.
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True story: There was a man who worked for a family that had a little girl. He was hired to do house chores, or whatever needed to be fixed. He was considered family to the people he worked for. The little girl would always sit on his lap and saw him like a grandfather
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there is a documentary on histories real hanibal lectors. there was one man that would kill women, cut there vginas out and nibbled on their uteruses
WHAT THE FUCK
the character hannibal lecter is depicted from actual people
Cannibals. Yes
idk i dont seem to be in a very humorous mood today, but i got plenty of scary, creepy stories
Send em
Eh eh eh get irony lulz, she had psych hw on dential and she gave her dead mother soup eh eh?
Jesus Christ
I was greeted with the same sight as the day before. She lay there motionless, eyes glazed over, mouth agate. Her skin was a pale white and her hair was beginning to thin. The soup I gave her yesterday sat on the bedside table.
Ew wtf oh my god
It was stale now and she hadn’t even touched it. I’m beginning to think they don’t want to feel better. I placed the cover back over her head, grabbed the old soup and left the room slowly closing the door behind me.
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obvious things. I couldn’t imagine living like that.
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