"ill give u the bird." but i already own melvin. he wants to live wit u.
u know wht bird I'm talking about
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"flubber ft. robin Williams" Yes.
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"how do you even walk in them then" I dunno. http://www.amiclubwear.com/catalog/product/view/id/896010/s/shoes-wedges-sr-dolinfuchsia/category/104/ Look at the last picture.
that looks uncomfortable
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"omfg wedges yes" They have no heels....
how do you even walk in them then
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"flubber"" That was supposed to be "blubber" but okay...
flubber ft. robin Williams
i'd like to give u a bird. his name is melvin.
ill give u the bird.
"I'm aware" It's too bad you can't escape it....we have to force people into it.
oh no
I'm my own grandpa....
hi fry
"more like ugly" Good. I went for the cute ones. I'm not sure what's with all the shiny shoes....nothing as weird as there though. http://www.amiclubwear.com/gravity-shoes.html
omfg wedges yes
http://www.amiclubwear.com/shoes-sandals-elf-nima-1pewter.html Not sure how I feel about these? Stripperish?
more like ugly
"it makes 0 sense to me" You'll make a horrible stripper.
I'm aware
"why is there a zipper on the back" Well, stipper clientels are odd. Who knows? Might make up for the inadequacy they might feel.
it makes 0 sense to me
"those look gross" I thought so. Like Stripper sandals. The shininess is weirddddd.
why is there a zipper on the back
http://www.amiclubwear.com/shoes-sandals-rf-geldablack.html Yes or no?
those look gross
"I thought it was south American" No. That's the Flubber humped-back Guatemalan whale.
flubber
"since when did weasels have swords" It's a metaphor. Or as that southern pastor says, "Meta-fer".
oh
No....That's the Japanese dolphin.
I thought it was south American
"or with the money you can make yourself not ugly" But you could die that way. Just divorce the weasel you marry and make sure he cannot wield a sword.
since when did weasels have swords
What does the mating call of a Japanese Penguin sound like?
caw caw motherfucker.
Look at yourself, now back to me, now back at you, now back to me... Sadly,you aren't me. But if you stopped being alive and switched to being Red Vines,you can be my food.Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in my basement waiting to be butchered. I'm on a Llama.
I did a prank call that was amazingly done to the old spice commercial.
my friend thought it was the funniest thing ever
my friend thought it was the funniest thing ever
"Hannibal lecter." His Red Vines were inferior in quality. I had to dispose of Michael Jackson to balance out the grossness,
oh
"this is probably the hardest question in the world" Simple. If you're gorgeous enough then you will probably marry a rich person. You then divorce them and get half of their money.
but if you're ugly and rich you might land a hot one.
like some of my answers? ill do it back x
I feel like this is a tumblr reblog my selfie and ill reblog yours or the twitter 5RTs thing which is really annoying tbh.
Do you love My Uncle's Butt?
ew
Hello. Red Vine Monster here to talk about today's topic, which is Cannibalism. It's bad. So instead of eating your friend, send him to me and we can create new Red Vines. Call now and I'll throw in a free roll of toilet paper and a hacksaw.
Hannibal lecter.
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