If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?
good food
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If a person suffered from amnesia, and then was cured, would they remember that they forgot?
you'd think
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
O H MY GKD
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Isn't it funny, by the way, how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
very
"My music taste is gr8 so good job" ur toothbrush tasts even better.
Omfg ew
Spiders is good. They eat the cockroaches.
spiders is good.
is.
is.
Life's a bitch when it turns out you married one, and then you die.
well that's uplifting.
Were there aliens in the inner office feeding questions to your interviewer telepathically?
what
everyday i record what songs u listen to in order..then i listen to them before i go to bed
My music taste is gr8 so good job
whenever i eat spaghetti, i pretend it your hair and then i smell it and wash it and cut it.
my dad makes my mom break the spaghetti noodles into thirds when she makes it bc he can't get it on the fork correctly idk why
i keep a shrine of you at my house. everyday i follow you home and take more pictures of you to add to my shrine. and then i drip blood down the posters and pretend its urs
omfg what the hell
i named my dog Caitlyn. and i dress her in your clothes and i took her to a tattoo parlour and now she has you birthmark! she has a boyfriend too, his name is Caitlyn. she is having his puppies soon.
what the hell
"I never said the second thing" Miss Congeniality.
I love that movie
Drug of preference?
I don't do any drugs?
I save the floss you use and use it every night.
ew wtf
"why would I hire a prostitute" "You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me..."
I never said the second thing
Can I have one of your dirty socks? I just want to be close to you in all ways thats all.
ew
Wow, I can't believe you're not dead yet. You'd think the poison I put in your drink would have worked by now.
lol oh well
If I were a prostitute, how much would you pay for me?
why would I hire a prostitute
can i have another of your baby teeth? i lost the first seven, they just taste so nice!
ew omf
i lay in bed at night kissing my cat and pretend she is you.
I feel bad for the cat
Bieber or Bieber? Or do you like your eardrums?
I like my eardrums
"idk it's some muggle invention" "Ugh. Muggle weapons."
ugh muggles
What is the function of a rubber duck?
idk it's some muggle invention
chese. maconi and chese.
mmmm
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