I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Omfg why
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shoulda came to the movie night :'(
Hi Hatim
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it.
This happens to me way too often
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Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library.
Fuck people
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
What the actual fuck
ok ok ok i have a crush on rudy, cody, you, haily kohn, mina, and clayton can we like ya know...... GRAB SOME BURGERS SOME TIME
What the fuck omfg
Yeah, whatever you do, don't shave your ass hair with a razor. Just grab a lighter and give it a go. Much quicker.
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OK I HAVE GIANT CRUSH ON RUDY MOLINA AND CODY SINCLAIR AND YOU
WELL THATS WEIRD CONSIDERING THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ALL OF US
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GEESSUUS WHO IS THIS GUY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
I don't even know
spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face
....
stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and
Dude
when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench
Let's not
it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away
Why are u even
Unfortunately, my ass sweat did dry but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my ass. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination.
Oh my god can u talk about something other than ur ass
another use for ass-hair: ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and resulting with a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
chRIST WHY
Without ass crack hair: After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my asschecks sliding past eachother with every step
Oh my god what the fuck
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling
Oh my god why
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
I'm guessing you've had bad experiences
I wiped my ass yesterday and my finger accidentally went between cheeks and I felt all of the hair which I had no idea it was that much. You guys don't shave with razor do you? Btw I washed my hands vigorously and my finger still has a little wift of shit
That is disgusting oh my god
I agree schools need more health classes..... so guys realize girls are hairy as fuck and should love it
Literally we're the same as them (they are a bit worse tho)
i care cuz i wanna know if mine are normal...
I'm pretty sure yours are normal
WTF IS IT TRUE?? DO WE ALL HAVE BUTT CRACK HAIR??
???¿ your entire body is covered in hair wtf where have u been.
THIS IS WHY PUBLIC SCHOOLS NEED HEALTH CLASS
THIS IS WHY PUBLIC SCHOOLS NEED HEALTH CLASS
How big are your areolas?
Why do u care
or not, we are even more turned on. Most guys wont admit to it because it is not as socially accepted for some odd reason.....But if you were in France, you would be very popular out that way. Most men who are in "THE KNOW" will say you got a gem with that. But if you must lose this priceless gift
Guys u can't complain about this shit until you've done waxing that shit hurts so much oh my god
IM BORED LET'S TALK!
HELLA
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