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Did you ever have a parcel from your unknown follower that somehow could get your address?

I would say yes because of Indomie but, they're not my follower :/ hahaha why, you wanna send me one?

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probs pernah nonton bokep gak?

Pernah lah. Gue punya cerita gak penting. Waktu itu ya, baru-baru ini, kocak deh temen gue mau ngasih liat video yang katanya lucu.. terus pas dia baru ngasih liat layar hpnya ke gue, tanpa sengaja jarinya menggeser layarnya dan muncullah adegan bokep pas lagi klimaksnya gitu... Terus gue ngakak separah-parahnya temen gue yang lain sampe heran karna like man itu cuma bokep bukan monty python, but then keluarlah banyolan otak gue, "HAHAHA anjing, lo kan gay! Kok bokep lo straight!?" Terus dia ngakak bilang, "gue masih suka tete!!!! Bokep homo gak seru" Terus jadinya gue tambah ngakak sampe nangis. Alhasil video "lucu" yang dia kasih liat jadi gak lucu. Tamat.

#seandainya anak lo ga naek kelas apa yang lo lakuin sebagai orang tua, gua penasaran dengan jawaban lo.........

Gue tanya kenapa bisa gitu, terus kalo alasan dia itu ngawur gue akan kasih penjelasan bahwa kalo dia bego secara akademis, dia akan hidup susah. Gue gak akan nuntut dia belajar asal dia bisa mempertanggungjawabkan nilainya di sekolah. Mungkin gue akan sepik sepik hukum dia, gue karantina sampe dia nyadar sendiri kalo dia bego entar dia hidupnya susah. Terus kalo udah nyadar kan pasti dia baik-baikin gue tuh, like minta ijin main mungkin, terus ya udah gue kasih main pasti. Tapi gue suruh janji dia harus naik kelas dengan nilai yang cukup karna entar gue juga yang rugi bayarin mahal-mahal, enak-enakan aja dia

Post a picture of your pet!

They’re all technically not mine.. But I sort of took care of them and I love these dumbasses.
The first two pictures is Item (as in hitam, which means black in case you don't speak Indonesian), my grandma gave him the name. He's about 12 years old now, can you believe it? He lives in my grandpa's, originally belonged to my grandma but well.. Haha my uncle now takes care of this tough guy even though he already has far too many dogs. He's one of the dogs I'll never ever forget. He had 3 brothers, Brownie who lived with me and was so brave but then died in 2005 because of it, Bruno who lived with my cousin (has died too, I don't remember why), and Krammus, my grandma's personal favorite cause he loved to hunt rats. Item is the only one left. He's been through so much and I kinda think he has cataract now -_- seriously.
The one in the next row is Dex. Full name? Dexter Sibuntelan Bulu. Some of you might remember her. She also lives in my grandpa's house now. VERY playful, not even kidding. I mean, look at that face! It always lights up every time she sees people.
Next picture is both Item and Dexter. They're not really friends.... Item probably thinks Dex has too much energy, and he hates her for that. Like "don't go anywhere near me! I'm old, I don't wanna play with you!!!"
And the last one, as you know it, is my mom's neighbor's dog, CINGCING. I call her Rover. Just so I don't get annoyed with how her name sounds. Her owners (those jerks) have taken her back inside the house and finally decided to take good care of her, which is good... I'm not crying cause I lost her, nope. I used to feed her every time I got home. I even brought her sushi once. I sometimes wonder if she misses me. She does, apparently. Yesterday she managed to run out because she saw me outside Mom's house mwahahaha I was standing there just waiting for her to see me, I wasn't really doing anything. Her owners were probably pissed seeing her running excitedly towards me.
I should probably open up a shelter for dogs. Any of you vicious humans has a dog you don't wanna take care anymore? It's free.

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Probie emang indoprobs ada managernya gitu ya?itu tugasnya apa?

Iya. Kan kita anonymous, jadi kalo ada perlu apa-apa, orang-orang contactnya dia. Kalo ada yang mau kirim apa-apa, kirimnya ke dia, dll. And also, gue kan sama sekali gak tertarik bisnis dan keidealisan gue yang satu ini dibacotin banget sama banyak orang. Gue sebenernya gak mau punya manager, cuma ya gue lebih gak mau lagi dibacotin orang mulu.
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i dont care bout whats your name,whats your gender,how old are you,hows ur face look like,whats your religion or anything else. i dont really care. you are still Probbie for me. forever and ever. and i love you,probbieque.

Oleoooh’s Profile PhotoSekar Ardibrata
Aihsedapstep! Ku cinta kau juga, Sekar. Kamu cantique, dan baique

probbie, so lately i've been wondering. lo (dan admin lainnya di twitter) suka search username lo sendiri apa gmn? bcs u've favorited like 3 of my tweets yet u don't even follow me hehe i'm curious!

Gue doang.. Yang lain gak pada gabut kayak gue.

If you could bring character(s) to life from your favorite movie or book, who would it be? Why?

Will Hunting. Because he's a genius bastard and I'm gonna need a friend like him.
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orang indo cantik ya? hemm coba jangan ambil contoh titi rajo bintang deh, ambil contoh yang lain misalnya? coba liat dari sisi non-make up nya juga dong apa masih cantik?

Contoh lain? Nyokap gue. Gak pake makeup? Cantik luar biasa kayak malaikat. Kakak gue? Cantik. Temen-temen gue? Cantik. Sepupu-sepupu gue? Cantik semua. Tante-tante gue? Cantik. The thing is, kalo menurut lu cewek-cewek Indonesia gak cantik, yah sudah.. bukan masalah gueh

Probbie, can I have you for my birthday? I was actually gonna say for my breakfasting, but that'd make me sound like a cannibal :( sorry. I hope I don't creep you out._.

diradswr’s Profile PhotoNadira Adiswari
Cantique ulang tahunnya tanggal berapa? Nanti aku catet biar inget.
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