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If a fish went to a fish and chip shop and ordered fish and chips, how would that make his son a goat?

......I can't even......

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If a sheep flew over the moon, would that put the cow out of business?

Na, cow still has his milk lol the sheep has wool I mean it would be better if sheep went over the moon as he or she is more warm. Makes sence right?

What if killer robots came in your house and ate all the cereal?

I would be more concerned if they came after me to be honest lol.

What if a burger started to eat you?

It wouldn't because I'd eat it back.............why does that sound sexual? O__o Just me?

If you could have 5 eyes and a magic tooth, would that be cool for you?

You sound like a wasp that fucked a bunny rabbit......how's that would even be possible, I don't even know.

What if I am typing, but I'm not typing, so what the hell am I doing and how the hell is this text getting on here?

GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK.

What would you do if your head got stuck to a cabbage?

I'm actually pissing myself laughing trying to even imagine that...

Ok, so if you ever saw a fish with legs and it started to do the cancan, what would be your first thoughts?

I'm on acid.

So, Google, if you could have it instead of your brain, would you?

Not all the information on the internet is entirely true, so I'd pass.

If you you could eat a fish that was about to give you 3 wishes, would you?

Other than the fact fish stinks really bad, it tastes ok so why wouldn't I lol?

5am in the morning, you get a phone call saying you are beautiful, would you feel good or feel bad that you got woke up?

5am is abit tooo early for any phonecall other than emergencies....better leave a text lol

I once dressed my cat in a tuxedo, how does that make you feel? (true story)

I laughed for about 2 seconds whilst I imagined a cat in a tuxedo....

If you could be a boy for one whole week, what would you do?

Shag lots of "bitches" because to "my boys" it would make me "a legend" whereas being a girl I would just get slutshamed because that's the society we live in today lol.

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