Which kind of natural disaster scares you the most?
Bieber fever... this joke is already dated.
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WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?
Those? Nevermind about those, we don't need those right now.
What's your favorite kind of candy?
Peach rings, absofuckinglutely.
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Who do you think should be the next president?
Calypso from Twisted Metal
If you were to get a tattoo today, what would you get and where would you have it placed?
Salvador Dali's elephants on my right bicep
What do you see when you wake up in the morning? PAP!
The ceiling
What's the last book you read?
The Road. Absolutely depressing.
What do you wish you'd had time to do this summer?
Too many things.
Today is Women's Equality Day! Who do you think is the greatest woman in history?
The one who birthed Frank Zappa. Thank you for the world's greatest gift.
Are you generally a more optimistic or pessimistic person?
Pess as shit. Everything sucks, failure will happen, we're all going to die, and fuck you.
It's Relaxation Day. How will you unwind?
By going comatose
Do you pick and choose your friends?
Yes, it's a very strict criteria that you must stay completely dedicated to. There are surveys you must fill out, forms to sign, and consent forms ;)
What's your favorite music genre?
I'm a lover of many genres, just depends on the day.
What's the weirdest thing you've found at a garage sale or thrift shop?
My penis
Have you been to any cool concerts lately?
Unfortuantely not. It's an expensive hobby
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?
Dr Manhattan. I'd go chill out on Nibiru or some shit.
When is the world going to end?
It ends when I say it does
Funniest "Laugh Out Loud" moment you've encountered today?
Probably something I saw on Game Grumps
What's your favorite pizza topping?
Fetus
Today is Cow Appreciation Day! Would you hug a cow?
Maybe... I'd definitely eat one.
Post a picture of you wearing your favorite pair of sunglasses.
This isn't a question... You've failed today.
Who is your favorite fictional character?
The Governor
What hobby do you wish you could pick up?
Public masturbation
What is paradise for you?
Complete and total freedom from everything.
What is the one thing everyone is looking for?
That thing that they had on them a minute ago.
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