If you could take one thing to prison what would you bring in with you?
A gun
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What makes you feel like a boss?
Peeing on those below me
How will you show gratitude today?
By not calling someone a piss ass.
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Where is the one place in the world you wish you could revisit?
Teletubby Land
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
What's your middle name?
Fucking
What's your go-to karaoke song?
"Yeah" by Kyuss
Do you work well under pressure?
That's how I get my best work done. Speaking of which, I have an LDT to finish.
Real tattoo or henna tattoo?
25 cent rub on tattoos
Do you think dad caps are really making a comeback?
I don't know what that is, and I refuse to google it. But I'm guessing I'd be okay with it.
How much do you love Netflix and Poptarts?
I don't use netflix, and I'm a diabteic.
If you won an Oscar, where in your home would you place it?
Crawl Space
Is it better to be loved or feared?
Excellent question. I think it's subjective depending on a given scenario.
PAP of colored eggs!
I've made the pap joke about 2 or 3 times now... Now you want to talk about pap and eggs? Neat.
What's the last song you listened to?
Les Claypools version of Spirit Of The Radio
What are the best pizza toppings?
Marshmallows, Paparika, Water, Sand.
You discover an island and decide to build your own society. What is the first rule you put into place?
Don't eat the sand.
Do bananas float?
A banana float sounds fairly tasty
Tell the story of meeting a friend of yours for the first time?
It consisted of becoming mutual friends through someone we both didn't like. So we hung out with each other much more often than that other jack off. Eventually, we broke ties with that guy. END
Would you rather be in constant pain or have a constant itch?
A constant painful itch
What is the last thing you do before bed?
It envolves a hand full of penis.
Which do you choose truth or dare?
Dare
PAP of your recent emojis
Is there an emoji for a pap smear?
hey derp! what is your editing process like for the shows?
LDT is sifting through an hour to an hour and a half of footage, cutting it down to 10 - 20 minutes. Then notes for photoshop, finding images, photoshop, insert into video, and BAM! HSM is cutting like a minute or so of footage, and inserting intro and outro. Vlogs is just cutting and captioning. That's it in a nutshell!
What childhood story actually frightened you?
Some story that consisted of a boy and a dog in a haunted house, and some head that comes down the chimney.
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