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@Juliapricemusic asks, "What was the worst date of your life?"

When I went on a date with Julie Andrews. We went to Red Lobster, she got super drunk and picked a fight with a baby. She threw up on the manager, at other peoples food while lying on their tables, and attempted cannon balling into the lobster tank, but just knocked the tank and table over.

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What kind of place do you think is ideal for the first date? Why do you think so?

A slaughter house. Teaches you both the value of life, and where the steak your about to eat at Milestone's came from.

Whose brain would you want to live in for a day?

I would say John Malkovich, but there's a whole movie dedicated to that.

What are your favorite smoothie ingredients?

Piss, peanut butter, Third Eye Blinds self titled album, fat free yogurt, strawberries, hair from your first borns first hair cut.

What are two true things and one lie about you?

I've been back stage at a concert.
I've been an extra in a movie.
I have never told a lie.

If you were really hungry, really exhausted, AND really gross, what would you do first — eat, nap, or shower?

I would do those three things in that order, or nap in the shower.

If you had to change your first name, what name would you choose?

"ASuperNiceGuy". Then i would rob banks and kill people to ehar "ASuperNiceGuy robbed a bank today".

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

I was kicked really hard int he vagina when I was a kid, and then it swelled out like 5 or 6 inches... the swelling hasn't gone away, but at least i can pee out of it. Does that count as a scar?

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