What is your dream job?
Creating clouds.
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What is the first thing you did after waking up today?
Contemplated going back to sleep.
Where do you see yourself five years from now?
Sitting at a computer, answering a question regarding where i see myself five years from that point.
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Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
Myself, and I'd leave myself an obnoxious voice mail.
What is the secret of happy relationship?
Always murder at least one drifter every few months, allows you to truly see your partners darkest side.
Who do you think should grab the win? #AcademyAwards
I feel I was already asked this long ago
Would you choose money or fame?
I'd get famous for collecting old money
Color of the day!
Triggered.
What qualities do you think are necessary to having a successful career path?
Be willing to suck a whole lot of dick.
Have you ever written a poem? If yes, what was it about?
I've written so many in my life on several eprsonal subjects.
What is the last thing you searched online?
Beer factory tours
Imagine that world stands still for 24 hours, you are the only one able to move. What would you do?
Depends. Do people know I am the only one who could move? If no, pants as many people as I could in that time, and drink a lot of free beer. If yes, go look for a crime that was being commited at the time, and stop it... I don't know.
Do any of the things that used to upset you a few years ago matter at all to you today?
I can't even remember what was bothering me 3 weeks ago.
What always sounds like a good idea but never actually is?
Anal fisting.
Throwback music day: Drop a link to an old school track everyone can groove to!
Dig these dank ass beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwcG3mYo5Kk
Does your name have a meaning? What is it?
A large quantity of stupidity. Fairly self explanitory.
What would you do with your 15 minutes of fame?
Make a video of me masturbating, and have it "accidentally" leak.
From Angry Birds, are you more Red, Chuck or Pig?
I'M ALL ABOUT PEGGLE BLAST
What position do you like to sleep in?
Wheelbarrow
If you were a dog, would you think in barks?
I would think in lemon meringue pies
15 years of hard labor... could you handle it?
The question is too vague. Is this consecutive? How long are breaks between shifts (if any)? What kind of labor? What are the conditions?
15 years of hard labor... could you handle it?
The question is too vague. Is this consecutive? How long are breaks between shifts (if any)? What kind of labor? What are the conditions?
What traits do you have that are just like your mother?
Artistic, maybe? I don't know, I get a lot of myself from my dad.
Who are your favorite ASKfm couples?
What?
Can you dab?
I can do the following things. Dab, dib, dob, dub, doob, dap, dip, dup, dop, doop, dee, diddle, derp, det, deet, dit, dog, dug, dig, dag, doof, dill, dep.
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