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Scubulles (Skuh-Bulls) Scubull, Scubulling [adj.]
1. The feeling of butterflies in your stomach, but instead of your stomach, it's in your ballsack. "Man, looking at those tits is giving me scubulles".
2. A twitching or spasming of the testicles caused by sexual excitement. "Ah, shit. I touched your vagina and I'm totally scubulling".
1. The feeling of butterflies in your stomach, but instead of your stomach, it's in your ballsack. "Man, looking at those tits is giving me scubulles".
2. A twitching or spasming of the testicles caused by sexual excitement. "Ah, shit. I touched your vagina and I'm totally scubulling".
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