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If you have 99 red balloons, what would you do with them?

i would fill them up with plenty of helium and fly myself up into the sky (I would also be sure to put on pants). and then after being a subject for instagrammers in singapore for the day i will finally descend and pop each balloon in the face of every crying baby and then check my relevant hashtag on IG #girlwithredballoons oyeah
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Well. Im trying to be less distant from me but it seem I too is heading the other way. But its neither right or wrong. And never got the chance to ask. Why did you tell me you dont want to commit to any friends the last time?

because once upon a time i had a best friend and best friends don't always see you as their best friend too, so, commitment becomes rather overrated when you choke on your disappointments

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

enough to get rid of bridges:
Burn all of your bridges
just so that you can build them again
with thicker ropes.
Hurt all the people you love
and then commit every felony to win them back.
Drown yourself in bleach until not even Heaven’s light
can compare to how bright you can burn.
Turn yourself inside out
and paint your organs the color of what you see
in your dreams.
This is the art of
living with a ticking heart — a grenade you
throw through windows to make a
point that language
has no room for.
This is how I destroyed you. And this, is how
I kept you alive.
Dig yourself a ditch, six
feet deep, and bury everything that you’ve ever
said, everything that you’ve never
meant, and everything that has
burned you and left you with nothing
but ash.
- shinji moon, advice from dionysus

Can i have whatever i like? Late night sex, wet and tight.

i'll gas up the jet for you tonight baby you can have whatever you like.

sloot

* slot
Example of 'slot' in a sentence:
Shut up and slot your money where your mouth is,
that's what you get for waking up in vegas~

hahhaa shoegaze is actually bands using guitar pedals in all of their songs and they have to look down, hence looking like they're just looking at their shoes!

heeeheeeheee now i know~ so if you gaze at the stars while making music does that make you a stargazer? and those electronic producers? laptopgaze bands fuuuyoohhhhh

Do you forget old friends?

now i sound like a heartless cad but really, i don't forget anyone. but time and everything besides takes people away - shouldn't you be already used to departures? how permanent can anyone be?
that said, i would love to meet you again soon, whoever you are.

Are there guys who listen to the same music as you do.. and do you know any? :P

of course there are! you must be a boy, because i've found out that you tend to know more people of the opposite gender with similar music preferences than your own gender? for every girl i know who listens to the same music as i do i know a probable 7 boys with similar playlists. i've also noted it's true for most people?

we are old strangers. How have you been in the last year?

Stranger than ever even to myself.. Is it right to feel this disjointed? How have you been, then? Do you feel whole enough?

you do seem like a self indulgent individual who seeks pleasure in providing witty proclamations as replies to queer questions, and then publishing them on social media pages for all to obsess over the fact, that yes, you are special, witty and beautiful. But for what? I think you already know bet

Are you disgusted?

Will you ever date a girl

ehhh i've never really thought about that but also i never thought i zapped lesby vibes i'm sorry

Wads the perfect first date for you? (:

I haven't actually got down to imagining any ideal.. because i'm usually so easygoing? it's hard to know what i can expect.
but a perfect first date would probably allow me to let loose and go apeshit? yeah?
No, maybe I enjoy self restraint in the form of tea and crumpets on china i can never afford.

what are some shoegaze bands you listen to

lul some hipster coming across this page and going "HWA CANNOT I NEED TO CHALLENGE MY POTENTIAL OPPONENT IN HIPSTERISM TIU TIU TIU"
to be frank i haven't updated myself in a long while because i've problems syncing music into my phone. some bands (i'm not even sure if they're really shoegaze) are blonde redhead, asobi seksu?? broken social scene, slowdive, slow club??? kordan, DOM, a place to bury strangers, van she, wild nothing, radio dept., pond, ringo deathstarr, deerhunter, school of seven bells, are the raveonettes shoegazing?? (sometimes i also wonder if they like staring at their shoes that much) WALAU I DONT KNOW ALREADY LA
I LAO JIAO
I NOT COOL
OK

What do you look like when you wake up in the morning?

tousled hair and puffy eyelids, eyes made all the tinier by a sparse lashline, astonishingly pale and my lips part in an automatic pout (drool stains inclusive) and i wear a tattered old gown with a neckline too wide so can you imagine?

There's someone that likes you out there but you are kinda cold towards him...

really? I had no idea. does this mean my efforts at being civil are still direly lacking?

Guess who am I

Sometimes, questions like this. Makes me wonder if ransom notes are bumped off the Anonymous Chart to make space for these.

Ya (: I kinda like you. So will there be room for progress between us?

Sometimes, questions like these. They make me think I typed them myself in my sleep.

Wads your weight?

Weighty. If we were given jobs based on our masses I would be a weightress. Weightresses r phat pplz dat serve u f00d

Anyone you're interested in right now?

Rate of returns on Desire is dismally low. So I should save my affection. For what? For myself to wallow bitterly in, that's what.

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