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Why jesus dead??

Well, you see, Jesus lived a very long time ago. But worry not, for he died to save you! (Some restrictions apply; void where prohibited - at least, that's what the fundies want us to believe)

How do I pick up chicks?

Step 1.) Grab chick.
Step 2.) Lift.
Step 3.) Profit!
My plans don't need any silly question marks. They are therefore awesome.

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What did you forget to do today?

If I knew, I wouldn't have forgotten. Sort of a self-defeating question, ne?

If you were given a time machine to travel backwards in time, what are the three mistakes that you would want to rectify?

1.) Smack myself for not doing something I meant to do in person a couple years ago,
2.) Make myself watch Firefly sooner, and
3.) Find the person who stated that time travellers cannot muck about with WWII and punch them until they rescind that

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