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Will you marry me?

What, now? I don't think I've even dated you! Or perhaps this is one of those silly time travel paradoxes. Gimme a couple of days to get my personal timeline sorted out. Also to figure out who you actually are. While this site's anonymity *does* prevent me from killing you all, it also means I can't, you know, effectively reply to marriage proposals.

what would happen if I wished for my wish to not come true?

Please don't. You've heard of paradoxes, yes? When someone does something stupid like that, they generate a physical paradox near them, and trust me, they're a right pain in the ass to look at, never mind sort out. Handy way to create a perpetual motion machine, though.

Okay, so you can choose one super power out of these. Flight, laser eyes, the ability to break small childrens' skulls open with a flick of your wrist, or the ability to retroactively punch Hitler in the face. Which would you choose?

Let's just say that it'd be a wonder Hitler ever did anything with his nose broken all the time.
That reminds me of a joke:
"Mein führer's got no nose."
"Really? How does he smell?"
"Awful!"

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What do you think is the greatest problem facing the teenagers of today?

Not nearly enough quality cartoon programming. I mean really, when was the last time we saw any Bugs Bunny cartoons?

What is a man? *shot*

man (plural men) [/mæn/] (n.) 1. An adult male human. 2. A mensch; a person of integrity and honor. 3. An abstract person; a person of either gender, usually an adult. 4. (collective) All humans collectively; mankind. Also Man. 5. A piece or token used in board games such as chess. 6. A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

How patriotic are you?

Patriotic enough to realize sometimes the US does some really stupid shit (like elect our current Congress) and still like the country.

Do you have it?

Yes, but I'm not giving it back to you. At least, not without the ransom payment we agreed on. Remember, I take most credit cards in addition to cash, and we can always work something out if shiny things and/or peanuts are involved.

When is it acceptable to have a mustache without an accompanying beard?

Ask yourself two questions.
1.) Are you in a porno?
2.) Are you Ron Burgundy?
If the answer to both is neither, then you may not have a mustache without a beard in close proximity.
No, really. Mustaches are so '70s

why am I laughing so much??

You should really get that checked out. Laughing fits laughing for over four hours can be a sign of a serious medical problem and you should see a do-- wait, no, that's something else. You're fine. Well, maybe a little demented, but that's an occupational hazard of being on the internet.

What would you do if you meet an alien?

"Hola! Soy Hinoa. ¿Cómo está usted?"
...what? There's more than one definition for alien, you know...

Which is the most delicious food for you?

Ramen. PROPER ramen, not that packaged bullshit you can buy for 20 cents a brick.

Why is the sky blue?

Okay, I know I said "ask me anything." But I'm not goddamned Wikipedia here; this is something you should consult your local Wellspring of Knowledge™ for, not some random nutjob on the internet. Come on, have *some* creativity, you morons.
Also, refraction of the sun's light through the atmosphere and around your mom. ARE YOU HAPPY?

Are there any places you are afraid to visit?

Flint.
You know how everyone makes fun of Detroit for being a shithole? Well, Flint is the place that people in Detroit make fun of for being a shithole.

Why is Rosie O' Donnel?

Well, you see, a long time ago a mommy and a daddy, just like yours, decided it was a good idea to adopt an eldritch Thing and try to turn it to human ways. It was, in some respects, successful...

What's the longest you've gone without accessing the internet?

11 years or so. Granted, they were the first 11 years I was alive...

How do I shot web?

Peter, is that you? Go on, Peter, quit trolling the internet. New York isn't going to save itself, you know.

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