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Hinoa F. Arash

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Oh, wow, look at this bandwagon hopper, getting an ask.fm account

To be fair, I've had it for a while. I just forgot about it. =D

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Which celebrities do you suspect are really aliens walking amongst us?

SOMEONE's been watching a little too much MiB!

Would you rather live without TV or music?

Tee...vee? What is this strange and mysterious device you speak of?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

I'll go with the duck-sized horses, on account of being able to round them up easily and sell them on eBay. Ducks are mean enough already; they don't need to be scaled up.

Hinoa who is your best enemy?

You mean, who is the best at being my enemy?
I don't fucking know. They'd have to completely escape my notice to be good at being my enemy, so who knows who it is? Apart from th--
YOU! IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT?

Paul McCartney said: "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." What do you think about it?

I think Paul McCartney doesn't know human nature very well. Mind passing me another thing of steak-onna-stick?

What do you wish you could buy from a vending machine?

This is completely unrelated to your question except maybe tangentially, but did you know that I didn't see a single snack vending machine in Japan? I saw cigarette vending machines, alcohol vending machines, ice cream vending machines, talking vending machines that give you a shot at a free drink (and I won once, too!), but no snack vending machines like we have in the States. Though I suppose that it's because Japan has a stigma against walking and eating at the same time.

Waffles or pancakes?

Who needs pancakes when you could have MANcakes?!
...yeah, I dunno what that means either.

Your opinion on Thorion having become Mars Leader.

Mars has leaders? I thought Mars was an anarchic collective.
Wait, it *is* an anarchic collective. =3c

Would you like to play Lucky Hit? How about a game of Lucky Hit?

*punch*
There, I got in a lucky hit.
*punch*
Would you look at that, I did it again.
*punch*
This game is awesome.
*punch*
Could do this all night!

The dirigible is in flames and everybody is dead. Do you still have your hat?

What sort of stupid question is this? *OF COURSE* I have my hat. What sort of Gentleman Of Adventure would I be without my hat?

What is your secret weapon?

My secret weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... My two secret weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... My *three* secret weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Kraden.... My *four*...no... *Amongst* my secret weapons.... Amongst my secret weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

What do you think is the most inappropriate question you can ask someone you've just met?

"Hi there. Would you like to talk about God for a bit?"

Have you ever been to the actual planet, Jupiter?

Okay, you know the Great Red Spot on Jupiter, the storm that's been going for ages?
Yeah, uh, some jackass or another really pissed me off, and one thing led to another, and while the jackass *is* dead now, I can't look at the planet without doing a double take anymore.

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