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No I didn't see what you did there. Technically you're implying you're gay.

No technically im implying that Im a one direction fan :) So you can go suck yourself off for all i care :)

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hahhahah lol imsiken dawk il hamsters (microwave who puts a hamster in a microwave mikkinu) :P

He was almost frozen to death ok :p

u r so mean to hamsters you are an animal hater :o mux tad dahq ta yahasra man !!

a i was young, B i love animals, c they were all mistake... i dont think that i would step on my hamsters on purpose...

you poked you hamster with a pointy pencil ? you stabbed your hamster your fucking donut :P

read the story in the previouse AskFm Share :)

i love u hamsterlkiller tell me the storyyy agaiiin and again

bhahah okok this is because i owe you the stories beck.
I had 7 hamsters in my entire lifetime. yet.
My first hamster, was happily running about my house because i loved letting them run along. And i was happily walking. And i accidentally stepped on him.
Then i got a second hamster and I was like really into armies and stuff.. so i made a paper parachute and threw him out of the window... Yeah.. i should have made like a second, Just in case parachute, in case the first one didn't work.. cos it didn't :)
Then I got another hamster. And i fed him a twisty ... yeah he choked on it... I tried to poke him with a pencil to get it out, pencil was too sharp... death struck in cage town :o
My fourth hamster was happily playing titanic in my bath tub... Unfortunately we all know the end of that story.
I got another hamster who loved the outdoors. You know so i just took him out all the time, and this one time i went shopping and i forgot him in my pants pocket. Hamster - Pockets, pockets - pants, pants - washing machine, washing machine killed my hamster. :)
My sixth hamster was my last chance to prove i can take care of hamsters and he died naturally. :)
My seventh hamster, It was a hot summer day, I was just about 10. I went to open the freezer to get out a popsicle, not realising that my hamster crawled into the freezer. Two hours later i felt like another popsicle, i opened the freezer and found my hamster who almost froze to death. So i put him in the microwave. I put him in there for two minutes and he was like screaming.. I DIDNT KNOW I THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING FUN... so i gave him another ten minutes.
And that was the end of my hamster line in the house :/ And a good microwave.

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mux vra ajma..?? it chocked on a twesteee???

I tried to save it ok :/ i just made it worse... Never poke a hamster with a pointy pencil

U should become the jacksgap of malta ;)

Wow :o Tht is a huge compliment :p bahhah thanks :p I <3 jacksgap

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