YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. Like all of your "witty" answers just stfu
Thank you
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?
What is this "cool" you speak of? Do other people have it? Is it normal to have it? If so, how much "cool" should you have? How much "cool" do you need? I am very unfamiliar with this "cool", so please explain.
What celebrity annoys you the most?
All of them.
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If you could paint anything what would you paint?
Stick figures
If you were famous what would you be famous for?
Being the greatest president of all time.
What is your biggest addiction?
AC/DC
What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?
Have a 15 minute long speech on how thankful I am for being famous.
Who is the most flawless women alive?
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aw Jared who are you going to miss?
Like I said, people.
When you dance, you look like…?
A professional dancer
Who are you gonna miss over the summer?
People
If you had to choose a type of color that you thought represented yourself, which would it be?
gold
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JARED GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
HUMP DAAAAIIIEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Help my stomach is making weird noises and I'm scared that its gonna eat me
Well stop worrying, because it will. Eventually.
Smd?
Rather not
We need to get started on cum buddies merchandise. Im thinking tshirts, dildos, the whole 9 yards. I'll make the t-shirt design and you can start coming up with the jingle for the official cum buddies commercial.
Sounds like a plan. Screw my hopeful presidency of the 9th grade, we're going to become billionaires off of this.
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Elizabeth Metivier
Dr Colbert, whenever I see a jar of mayonnaise I get horny. Help
Well, according to the Mayonnaise Law of Science developed by Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick, mayonnaise is in fact, an instrument. Instruments are true to be very hornifying. This explains that your actions are really normal and natural. I hope this helps. -Dr. Colbert III
Where do you go for advice?
Me
Where do you see yourself in the next 10 years?
In a mirror
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Amanda
What helps you to sleep better?
The letter 'z'
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Amanda
Do you have a phone?
You could call it that
Who are you're top 5 girl friends?
Cum Buddy, Thaya, Drew, Eva, and Emily M.
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Help i am eating a dildo but its yumy
Okay.
How's lyfe
It's lyfe.
Hey so ya
Ya
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