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Have you ever looked at a bird and thought "wow. I totally want to bang that thing." So you reach in too your pants and fish around. You always have trouble finding it because of the small size. You pull out the gun and shoot the bird. You sooo banged it.

Every time. Sometimes I question my mental stability, but then I realize that shooting birds with small guns and then banging them is just a part of puberty and the evolutionary life cycle. So I do it constantly.

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