mmmmm idk? The Keys? Sea World? Busch Gardens? I just don't know..
What was your first mobile phone?
It was a flip phone called The Pebble. It was cool as shit. You could slide the front down and it opened by itself. It got washed in a washer though...
What is your idea of paradise?
I'm in it already.
Would you ever adopt?
Yeah. I actually really want to.
can I get some head?
no.
So you'd let ur friend stay on the toilet for hours with a dirty ass!?! Well, I see what you mean, I wouldn't even wipe my own moms ass and she gave birth to me!!!! I can always pay a nurse to do that and ill just be close by so they don't molest her lol cus there's sickos who do shit like that lol
exactly! Like sorry bro.. you're just gonna have to sit there or roll your self onto the floor or something ahaa
You're at a friends house. He's taking a dump and you hear him scream. You bust open the door and he yells "help I can't move my arms idk they're paralyzed help! They sell the antidote at a Walgreens in Miami and only at that specific store. Wipe my ass and go get it." Do you wipe and go or just go?
First I'd see if they really were paralyzed. Then I would tell him I'll be back. Sorry but you're gonna have to deal with it until I get back from the store.
Try to say «you suck dick» without laughing
soooo funny try it
I didn't laugh.. Guess it's just not that funny to me.