how long till mokeys advance enough to invent underwear cos im sick of seeing their saggy what-nots on the nature channel
look im not some all-knowing person. please. more personal questions, gosh.
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in india would calling a woman a cow be considered a compliment
if i called you a money would you be happy about it or offended?
why do all popular hot people like memes
because they're not allowed to be hot, popular and funny that's just cheating
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why does anyone like memes
we've all been in the meme phase lets just try and pretend it never happened and do the same for everyone else
which fruit would make the best stand up comedian
when am i going to get some normal questions i cant do this anymore
but probably raspberries
but probably raspberries
willl monkeys ever be given the vote
if it makes you happy then yes sure.
how would guinea pigs even survive in the wild? lmao I laugh just thinking about it cos they arent good at anything except being cute and making noise a hawk would just pick it up and eat it
well the same as mice, theyd just eat grass and sniff things and get eaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtjZOf0WmdE is this the best music video ever
no
I ate a smarties cookie that was a week past its sell by date and now I feel ill. am I going to die
yeah youre gonna die. salmonella for sure.
how many peanuts are in one jar of peanut butter
i think there are probably more than 3
so theres this girl i like and she sort of doesnt know and her birthday was a couple of days ago and i know its too late now but should I have bought her a present?
make her a pasta necklace she'll be on your cock in seconds.
Why do christians have those little fish badges on the back of their cars? Is it coz there's something fishy about Christianity? Have I stumbled on a conspiracy theory? Should I keep quiet about it?
actually yeah, you're right.. it's definitely that.
do you think scientists have ever tried to concentrate farts into solid mass and if so would it just be a poop
farts are just the ghosts of the food you've eaten. but no i don't think they've ever tried to concentrate them... they probably have more important studies to think about.
why are crab sticks called that if they dont have any crab in them
wait, what? i thought they were crab?
my boyfriend and I have been together for about 5 months now and I love and trust him but hes going out this weekend end with a group of his friends who are mostly girls. am I right to be jealous/worried?
erm.. no. :L
if a nut mated with a banana would the outcome be a 'butnana'
why would you not say a bananut?
if I pondered pondering, would it be ponder squared
You can't ponder pondering because by then you're already pondering..? oh i dont know im too tired for this shit
no. its acting more like a speaker than a mouth
id be confused and never go near the last thing i consumed again.
what if one day you did a fart so big that instead of a fart sound, there was just the sound of the most handsome voice you can imagine reading the oxford dictionary definition of 'flatulence'
wouldnt the butthole have to have a tongue to pronounce that?
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what if it was just a special condition where he isnt allowed to wave and hes the only person on earth to ever have it
well he's gone now so nothing. if he was cute then id be sad about it i guess because he used his wave at me.
what if you looked outside right now to see someone and you wave at them then they wave back at you then theres like a big flash and screaming sound and they disappear into their own mouth
i'd be 80% sure i was in an episode of supernatural and wait for sam and dean to come and investigate
dumb numb plum head.
cum bum face.
theres a spider in the bath. a spider in the bath. oh my goodness theres a spider in the bath!
pardon mrs ardon. but there's a chicken in your garden.
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what would you do if you woke up and all consonants had been removed from the english language. like ur mum opens your bedroom door to wake you up and just shouts 'aeuiaueoaiueoiaueoaueoa!' but you still know consonants
this is one of those questions i can't answer. at first i'd laugh and then get really creeped out... i don't know... i'd probably cry.
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