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to the weird person attacking ma gurls ask with rly strange wrong anon shit pls go away before i stick a carrot up your ass, it wont be comfortable, i can promise u that. okay thankyou xoxoxoxo

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ly fanny LYSM listen to this girl she is insane, you twat, go away and stop bothering me, else you'll have her^ to deal with, and that is NOT GOOD. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

i know you are going through post traumatic stress disorder since you know now that you will never be able to find out who took your virginity and they say you never forget your first one but i deprived you of that to because you will never know who i am, so i can understand how you are feeling

yea ok then if you really care tell me who you are, so we can have a proper sexual relationship?:))))
LOLJKS FUCK OFF

but i already have and it felt great, having intercourse with your tight and small vagina with my huge dick, i could feel your vaginas soft walls massaging my dick as i was pulling my dick in and out of your vagina

yea again stop voicing your dreams to me, i know you want me bby but you'll never engage coitus with this girl.

yeah your hole still feels tight because it's only been penetrated once, it will need to be penetrated at least 50+ times for you to feel that it getting loose, but dont worry i'm on that still

yea ok can you like stop telling me what you dream about at night, cos yaknow you're never going to 'penetrate' me O K A Y

I am the guy who was trying to check your virginity with the tip of my penis by ended up taking your virginity instead

yes and that guy is who
ps i'm still a virgin bbz my hole is still as tight as b4

favorite band, favorite movie, how are you?

mumford&sons/paramore, mean girls/devil wears prada/angus thongs and perfect snogging/i have more but cba, and good thanks, BUT BORED SO ASK ME SHIT

i know you have tight vagina because just the other day i was checking yours vagina's tightness and smallness with the tip of my penis and you were asleep

yea ok because found my address god knows where, you came into my locked, alarmed house, at 1am, came up the noisy stairs without waking anyone, walked past my parent's room without waking them, opened my squeaky door, and did THAT without waking me YEA OK I BELIEVE YOU

Dear_____, You have a cute ______. If we were in a room together !ALONE! i would ______. Me and you should ______. If you hugged me i would ______. If you kissed me i would ______You are ______. i’d get your name tattooed on my _______Who ever likes this you have to copy it and fill the blanks

NO ONE WILL LIKE YE but i'll do them allll kkkkkkkkkkkkk

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