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vihan's reflexes weren't your fav moment?

Vihan's reflexes are out of my level of perception of awesomeness.
Speaker: Students we have a lock..*Vihan breaks into ninja fury mode and starts wiggling and suddenly teleports to lock the gate*
Rest of us: What did the announcement say...*Vihan starts shouting, ITS A LOCKDOWN!*

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What's your favourite Eco moment ? :p

That moment when Sripad is accused of staring at girls faces and what not during class. Or that moment when Aditya goes high during a lockdown or that moment when Ms.Sejal tells Sripad to get out during a lockdown. Or that moment when Rama clicks a picture using his phone and everyone except Ms.Sejal notices. Choose from those :D
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You think you are too cool, huh? Why is poha now given to a human? Makes us cannibals. Eating poha, i ate ujjwal singhania. Jack Oyster.

hii OmOm/ not Jack Oyster :D
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What kills us and what makes us eternal?

What makes you eternal kills you and what kills you makes you eternal. Because when you die you last forever in people's mind and for many a years to come in the soil and the atmosphere and when you exist forever you just get pissed off with the world and want to die. I mean come on immortality is boring.
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Thoughts on Samruddhi

Umm Samruddhi just loves mimicing Indians. She's very nice and fun to be with. Smart as well. But when she starts speaking in Marathi it all just goes bouncer. She has kind off forced me to write on her first. She's a good friend as I don't write sweg stories for just anyone :P AND AND she was in a bagpack for seven days, I mean HOW CAN A PERSON BE SO COOL? D:

Thoughts on Priyanka

Umm well Priyanka is weird. We became pretty great friends after the Indonesia trip. She plots to kill me always and includes teachers as well which is kind off depressing but she's an SM so it's fine. She is very nicee though and is forever bored xD
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Thoughts on Meghna

Umm Meghna THE POHA NAME SETTER :P She's nicee. Smart also. Apparently she thought I hated her or something, but we cleared that out. A little hyper but fun to be with. Steve Jobs lover so we can talk about Apple all the time :P

Thoughts on Egni

EGNII, My hysteric hand wave buddy. We became pretty close friends after Indonesia and tech brought us even closer. The best debater. MY ELECRO MUSIC BUDDY :D He's pretty cool. #egnisweg

How do you like the IB? Math HL specifically.

It's pretty enlightening and tough but I enjoy it. Not memorising stuff and actually exploring is pretty cool. Math HL is the thing. It blows my mind more than TOK.

What universities are you looking at?

Anything other than LPU is good xD
Not exactly decided but definitely looking towards the US. A dual in Engineering and Economics. Open a big-ass tech company and rule the internet, which is equivalent to ruling the world.
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Thoughts on Sripad

Well Sripads nicee. He can be a bit irritating at times. And his laugh is completely random and mysterious at times. Tech buddy means one of the best buddy. We both just have a thing for each other. Overall he's good but can get distracting at times.

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