Do you wanna die? the advantages of being short-1. you can fit in to a lot of stuff like a locker to hide from bullys granted you are also small enough to get stuffed in one but thats a chance I am willing to take.2. you can go under houses to clean for a lot of money.3..guys and girls love snuggling with a short person. 4.being able to do the limbo without breaking your back. 5.we don't have our feet hanging over the bed when we are asleep.The dis advantages of being short 1.roller coasters like tall people. 2.sorry no slam dunks for us. So there you have it there are more advantages to being short then disadvantages.BITCH PLEASE! SMD