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In that case you should hook me some free food. I've eaten nothing but chips and pop for the last two days and am dying

More than I've eaten
Soup
I hate being broke af

I didn't mention anything to do with food but okay. Come get free food

free food is acceptable at anytime anywhere.
Duh

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Why of course that is what shitheads do. Now you must try it. Hey I've got plenty to do.. Like play video games..

I want free food

Do you ever hotbox your room with your own farts? If not you should try it for it is quite enjoyable

Hey curt
I'm sure you're suggesting this because you've tried this yourself, enjoyed it so much and felt the need to share this with your fellow shithead.
How bored are you knowing that your girlfriend is in Costa Rica and you're stuck here in this small ass town with nothing to do
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why wouldn't you be a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttt

Why would I be a slllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt?

crit? like critical hits? A move will sometimes inflict a critical hit against another Pokémon. This will increase the damage done by 1.5× (2× prior to Generation VI) prior to type effectiveness calculations. The more you know.

You're now one of my favourite people

How many times have you sucked off Marcus? and don't say you haven't. He's such a horn dog he wouldn't have stayed around this long without it.

Haha this is actually funny for multiple reasons
First off- the fact that you actually think about this, and try and hurt me with it is pathetic
Secondly - personally, with my own opinion, I find oral sex to be gross. Like, you pee out of it- I don't get it. I mean if other people enjoy doing it , go at it. But I don't feel like I would ever do it.
Third- Marcus isn't as shallow as you think, he's been around for 11 months with me holding back, clearly he's in the relationship for more than just that.
Finally- my relationship, and what I do is really none of your business. Even if I did decide to do anything, it shouldn't be of any concern to you seeing as a) it's not your body and b) it's not hurting you in any way.
So if you really think that shoving false accusations, that aren't even a big deal in the first place, on me is going to insult and/hurt me in any way, then you are seriously mistaken.
Also, I really couldn't give two flying fucks about your opinion because you're either someone I don't care about, or one of my friends. And if you are one of my friends, then you can kiss our friendship goodbye because this doesn't exactly seem like something a true 'friend' would do.
Have a good night! :)

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When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you.

That was extremely deep and philosophical.
And actually kind of eye opening
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