I punched a daddy-long-legs square in the face. After that it was more daddy-jelly-legs. Oh yes dear
i hate daddy long legs, make me cry
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You send dirty pictures to Tumblr boys.
obviously, raging slut that i am
are you cool or are you cooler?
ice cold bby
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What music are you listening to right now?
maroon 5 - no curtain call
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What color toothbrush do you have?
pink :-))
Can I twist your nipple, its a delightful pain. Oh I Know hahahah x
no you may not twist my nipple
What are you listening to right now?
women screaming on my tv
5 hot followers?
Does your boob bleed?
no, my boob does not bleed
Lemme lick yo ass, mmmm yummy baby.
remove yourself
Buy me some sweets and watch a movie with me and Fuq my vagina?:*
i ain't fuqin no ones vagina
Y u no won Fuq my vagina
WAT
How do you like to celebrate your birthday?
drunk
How important is it for you to have a lot of money?
well i get depressed if i have no money so i would say pretty important hahaha
you just keep getting fitter and fitter. keep it up, cause i will too (if ya get me)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cheers mate
Do you play any sports at all ? I could imagine you in a few of the outfits! Stunning :) xx
Hahahahaha no, I used to do horse vaulting but that was a few years ago
What sports do you like ? I am a male professional jelly wrestler, would you like a match ? ooh I love the jelly, sexy stuff hahahah eat it x
What the fuck
why is evryone so shocked your a virgin? Like, only slags loose their virginity at young age:) You should wait for sex once ya get marriedd:)
If someone loses their virginity at a young age it doesn't make them a slag
how old uuu?:)
16
That fact that you are a virgin at your age is one of the most attractive things about you. In this day and age where girls give out after a few nice words. Easy girls get fucked, hard girls get married x
Aw, thank you x
Who was the last person you hugged?
My mama
Have you ever been watching a movie with your parents when a graphic sex scene comes on ? I just want to know whether you have dealt with the most awkward moment possible. I cry tears of blood hahaha x
YES omfg I die inside everytime
Would you like to meet me at Gringrotts and play with my wand, you sexy witch. Lots of love Ronald Weasley. p.s. GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS
i have no idea how to answer this
Your name is Hannah, eat my banana, I will be a big fan, of your mouth and your hands. Top poet & I show it.
oh dear lord
Guy with minor fake tan. yes or no ? from a pale, irn-bru drinking scottish chap. "gees ma haggis"
not really bothered as long as they don't resemble a dorito
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